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[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26848
 05.03.2010
Mr Yanukovych! You called Chekhov the great Ukrainian poet. and what
Do you talk about Gogol?
Gogol is my favorite search site.

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26847
 05.03.2010
I went to my mom today and thoughtfully said "Miyajajaaaaaau..." Mom "You need a cat?"

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №26846
 05.03.2010
I sat with a girl in front of the TV yesterday. I click the channels between football (Russia-Hungary) and the movie about zombies ( Dawn of the Dead).
She: Well that here to switch, and there and there zombies, only in the movie they are faster

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26845
 05.03.2010
xxx: when you told me in the subway "what are you licking", I realized that the framework between us ceased to exist :)

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26844
 05.03.2010
He: Cat, will you soothe your beloved husband tonight? ?
She: Oh, I hear a whisper
Especially during the month
He is: well a-alsta))))))
It is yours (
She: X_X that ugly taste
You are a fucker.
I’ll buy you a delicious candy. ?
OK, with a liqueur.
He said, “Ura!! to
She is fucking...
She: Oh, I just agreed to suck for a candy...
Do not tell anyone!!! to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №26843
 05.03.2010
Here is the frost again.
I just moved into spring clothes.
With all the pockets out of the pockets

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26842
 05.03.2010
Comments on a demotivator:

1 – Olo

2: that for ololo-learn to talk in Russian Niger fucking

What is "what"? Don’t get rid of me, fucking fucking.

What is "exit"? Learn not to talk like a beast, Spanish minor.

What is "By"? Who connects 0 to 0?

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №26841
 05.03.2010
Enjoy the picture!
I went out to smoke and watched:
Out of the store comes a company of four guys clearly going to nature. In the hands of bags with foods, coal, backpacks... everything is right. They put their bags on the ground and gave:
What about 0.5?
by 0.5!
At the speed?
Go to!
Get the pots with an ice cream volume of 0.5 and start to squeeze it at the speed of plastic spoonful!
While I docking, they eat it and shake it on the electricity)))))
The guys are just great)))) Thank you very much))) they were very happy!

[ + 88 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26840
 05.03.2010
I eat with the tail in the evening, davecha, behind the shoulders of the guitar, I am in the shoulder. almost all such brutal. in front of me, coming out of the bus, falls, sliding the girl. marrying, I raise her with one hand, calming down, gradually get acquainted, I take the phone, we go out in the store.
In the morning when I wash, as usual, I listen to the neighbors, I hear behind the wall:
...so good, lifted up, calmed down, asked for the phone, and playing the guitar...so bad!

I would kill!! to

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №26839
 05.03.2010
Let’s bring the cat?
He: No, we will bring the serpent
She: Fu, they are ugly!
He: and cats suck and scratch!
She: Yes, I want a cat! Let’s call her Isadora, please Asya
He: I don't want a cat! the snake's tongue is rusty
She: The Idiot
He is hysterical
We will take a child faster than an animal.
He: How did you say that?

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26838
 05.03.2010
Answer to

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Abyss you are doing miracles, I need a miracle of your collective mind very urgently! I am, of course, not an angel, but there are a few like me, a virgin at 21 all my life helping others and not asking for help and support in response. I am sick, very much, and I am getting worse. What is difficult to understand with me, I think and doctors in our republic will not be able to, but I can’t eat almost anything, the body does not take any foods, I get worse day by day. Please Collective Mind help me! Let me be cured, I don't want to die, I promise not just to live, but to appreciate every second and to enjoy every day, all the rest I will myself, just wish me to be cured! I want to eat and not pay for hellish pain, wish me this! Make a gift for March 8th

************

It looks like a strong spoil. If baptized - urgently to a strong priest. Even if there is one strong (meaning - the right without deception) there will be. He will tell later. Not a joke or a joke. Bring the pls. Man is disappearing.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26837
 05.03.2010
Wicked (21:52:41 3/03/2010)
Do you know what sool?
kiro (21:52:46 3/03/2010)
in the salt

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №26836
 05.03.2010
XXX is sweeping!

YYY: Listen to me! You will question!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №26835
 05.03.2010
It is said that Mexican guys are very laughing at the popularity of Russian series.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №26834
 04.03.2010
Site dedicated to firearms.
Video of a machine gun.
The commentary:
"Loved by Pendostan writers and military, the California Governor’s tabular weapon..."

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26833
 04.03.2010
Star'ost ‎(27.02.2010 9:46):
In short, why do dentists always ask questions in your mouth that you can’t answer with a kick of your head???? to
They tend to develop the basics of telepathy, trying to read the answers to the questions in full horror eyes.? to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26832
 04.03.2010
Comments on Prohibition of Pyrotechnics:

That year I can’t figure out what class of pyrotechnics are 85-mm anti-aircraft shells. I use it every year and I don’t know, maybe not.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26831
 04.03.2010
Cassandra> Chewbacks to all!!! I read somewhere something silly: “Tell me your nick and I’ll tell you what kind of person you are...” So I’m probably a prophet, and I’ll tell the truth about people!
Tagged with: fire> p
Cassandra> The Public Service Officer, the Fool...

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26830
 04.03.2010
The guys!! to
We can do it!! Russia is rising!! Thanks to the collective mind, we have become more humane to our hotly beloved veterans, just retirees in general to close people!!! Keep it so!! Our country is not defeated!!! to

Let us all be proud of our success!!! to

[ + 77 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26829
 04.03.2010
The acquaintance now sent - fills the contract - IP Shilo V. Zh.

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