The guy who entered for a veteran - Tell the address of the hospital where you lie your name and reception hours. I will visit Moscow. I hope there will be people in other cities too.
Z is.What can bring? The fruit, the juice?

From the series "Unreal phrases":
Chuck Norris "I can’t"
Onotole Wassermann: "I did not think".

RuLeZzZ® (16:46:03 14/05/2009)
Dreams come true... At a certain moment... Most often this moment
It is called "No longer in the.uj"...

Once we were sitting in a cafe at the DR with a friend of my girlfriend. Such a cultural company. They all just met. All the toasts say, congratulate... It’s time to drink for the parents.
Aaa, let’s go for parents!
BBB is Yes! exactly!
Ccc - Without them you't have been here
DDD - Yes... I could just stick to the plate...

Tags: natural juice
NN: What would be natural juice

Not a company, but a fool. The director, a wealthy man of 40 years, brought a huge bug from the street and sits scares the deputy director. A morally strong 45-year-old woman, able to conduct business and send our suppliers, visits the whole office and is terribly afraid of the frog.

In the zoo was in Rostov:
long cage for macacos, meters 30 in length... divided into sectors by species... and people's axes at cells...
We approach and look... and some fox makaka so wildly roars... ppt... I thought they were killing her, I left-right – I don’t see... I think where this fox was hiding... on the right there is a man and also already caught in this scream says – “Daughter, stop, you scare monkeys.”

xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I take care of you?
yy (04:20 PM) :
and wave. and. What to start?
xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I start from the end? :D
yy(04:21 PM) :
Of course can. Go Naked

A real case in the office. The chief gives the secretary a leaflet with some kind of stamps - such as the surname and salary and the type it needs to be printed. The Secretary looks, then the question:
Secretary: Irina Alekseevna, but here is how to write "Ivanov - "hz"?
Chief (after the pause): Yoprst, Natasha!!! This is " multiply by three!!!and "

I’ll tell you if you don’t guess yourself.
I picked up the old man. The old man did not ask if he was a veteran. I often when I drive, I pick up people, someone was beaten with mint, someone was robbed, someone really wants home, and the subway is closed and there is no money. You have to start with yourself, you know? of themselves!
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Thanks to people like you. He once had a situation when he was knocked out of his jaw and took a bag with money and a phone. The case was closer to the night in Moscow, when he was returning from a friend who was in the hospital. I live in Krasnogorsk. Eventually, being in an outstanding situation, he went home on a haircut. No one gave me a call. When he arrived at the MCAD, the boy stopped at Nexia. Not only did he bring home, but he also fixed his jaw. He studied at Tasmania.

As long as people like you are alive, our country has a future.

Old age has come if the desire to look around after a beautiful girl
It is suppressed by the idea of unjustified excessive effort.

by Deja Vu.

Early morning, February 22 (about 5 am), still dark, Kiev
150 kilometers from Moscow. On board – minus eighteen
of degrees. As I crossed another section of the road, I noticed a steep step in the
Not quite dressed by the weather. It is dark but
I have noticed that there is nothing in the figure...

And nothing else, dear comrades. To the nearest inhabitant.
The point was not fifteen kilometers, and until the remaining behind - so much.
Yes is. From which somehow it became clear that uncle on the road was not the first hour. and
to walk him into the darkness, and to step further, and not weakly. at such a temperature.

Fuck you uncle. Let you be a maniac, a rapist, a psychopath.
With a big knife, curiosity is stronger. Getting out of a cold night.
A pedestrian suicide in a car. The conversation takes place approximately
The following:

How are they called?

by Pavel

Where to tap?

to Kiev. by Autostop...

from where?

From Moscow.

When did you get out of her?

Yesterday at seven in the morning.

Have you walked a day?

No, 80 kilometers have passed. On the side.

Slept for 24 hours?

and no.

Is there money?

and no.

Why is?

He worked in Moscow as an engineer for the last one and a half months.
have paid. To live for nothing, there is nothing. There is nothing to sell except the phone.
Sold, the money ended – so I had to go.

- It is not scary that the holiday, the track is empty, and the oak is such a
on the street?

I wonder why there are so few cars.

When is El?

- The guard on the parking lot recently allowed to warm up, served coffee.
and sandwiches.

You know that it could freeze so easily, no one would.
have stopped? To your Kiev to go a thousand kilometers.

I have not even tried to brake. The driver of Fury.
Someone to agree. But nobody takes. There are few cars.

How old are you, Paul?

and twenty six.

It looks like forty...

Yes, life is like that.

And here I am forty.

and yes? I thought 26...

I’ll take you to Brisbane and we’ll find out.

and thanks.

In Brjansk bought him a train ticket to Kiev. I gave him 500 rubles.
The pocket was somewhat broken.

His face was surprised – not that word.

Why deja vu, would you ask? For a long time, in the same place.
This story happened exactly. Only the character went to the other side.

A successful life is when you earn more than your lawyer.
The Dentist.

Commentary on Czech TV:
"The Russians have a great tradition: listen to their anthem after the game"

Prehistory: My beloved has been talking about the AS for a month, I still refuse - well, I am embarrassed by the difference in size "what"

Yesterday, in bed, I saw for the first time a man trying for half an hour to convince a woman that he had the smallest penis in the world.

She is:
and ( )
and (*.* is
(" and (")
Good morning Rabbit!

He: (10:43:49 13/05/2009)
The Sisters?

She:(10:44:11 13/05/2009)
Three of them!! - by

I stand at a stop. Nearby is a buoy in the zero guy, leaning to the glass. He has a phone. The man walks in his pockets, not finding it. Then he pulls out of his pocket a light bulb, puts it on his ear like a phone, and says, barely whispering his tongue: "Alle... What? I’ll be... I’m okay..." Then he removes the light bulb from his ear, apparently notices that it’s not a phone, shakes it and says, "Hey, you’re not a phone?" He closes his eyes, opens it again, thinking that the light bulb will turn into a phone. Finally, desperate, he throws out the lighter.

I want a selfie.
Dolphin: but the psychiatrist says these sexual fantasies are abnormal (

B[off]ka
The automotive manufacturers burn, the real names of cars: Proton Perdana, Daewoo Kalos, Kia Cerato....
B[off]ka
The process can be constructed directly: perdana - serato - calas.
Cat_Boris
ah, there is another Panoz, Pagani... eaten Pagani – immediately Panoz, even Perdana will not have time

not my own. from the Mental Forum.

Here they ordered to find cannabis crops, register in the CUS, destroy. At least one plantation, but we must find it. No one cares that it is not in our territory (just the city) that is in the territory of Mos. She has no time to mature. Next year, they decided to plant cannabis themselves and discover it later, but what to do?