XXX: Go to WOW?
YYY: Are you fighting with Anka again?
XXX: Is it so noticeable?

New Kent Convertibles Cigarettes

The Dirty Harry
I’m actually now going to wait for a bottle of vodka, which will contain a capsule with salt that will burst in the stomach only in the morning with a beetle)))

My girlfriend and I are working in the census, today in one of the houses, on our call, the door was opened by a man in the family. Then there was the following dialogue:
Who is?
Census, would you agree to participate?
Maybe tomorrow, or I’m drunk today.
I shut the door :)

On the news site:
None of the victims were opposed to the fact that the official forced the schoolchildren to kiss his shoes. What would you do in their place?
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My friend tells me about communion:

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Chennai: Whole Fool is still in the cabins
SSC O_O
Sometimes you don't notice tomorrow, you sit down, and then you wear shorts and they are all dropped.
In the hustle of a Gondon
I wanted to fuck him.
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In the village there was a man who was in the shower.
The shower was like a prison.
Type: whole floor
where the ceiling of the pipes from which the water goes
Only walls, not cabins
Q: And he is going.
In the hot water there was such a smell.
He was not caught but was awarded a prize.
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Ch: at night
I'm glad I live at home. o_o

The British build a computer on steam.

There is nothing to add 😉

The evening bus. Conductor (k) is a healthy guy, under two meters tall. The company of drunk men (M). Such a dialogue:
K (the tired voice bubbles): We pay for the trip.
M: What if we don’t want to?
K (not changing tone): We get the puzzles, get out of the bus and wait for the next one.
All have paid.

I wake up in the morning. I go to wash. I hear some talk from the kitchen. It is strange. There is no one else at home. I go there. The TV is on, and the cat is lying on the pillow on the couch and watching some morning show. Totally exhausted.

One guy didn’t pay attention to me for a long time, but I decided to meet him anyway. Once I saw him on the shore of one, quickly climbed into the river and began to scream that I was already drowning. He saved me, and I thanked him for his passionate night of love. He infected me with gonorrhea. I would rather have drowned (girl, 24 years old).

My mother burned. Siddhartha takes her pictures and shows me:
Look what I was!
Oh, how long your hair was!
“Yes,” says Mom, “I still have them, and I get a cellophane bag with hair.

Downloaded the game from torrents, and there is a license agreement:

Please read this license agreement very carefully:
I agree to have fun and just have fun.
Help me God!
“To be angry is like pressing hot coals in your hand, trying to throw them at someone; you burn yourself.”
The Buddha.
Have fun! →! to

In the evening as usual I went to the shower, I stand under hot water and I notice that everything is muddy... no need, I think, it happens... that pupils from hot water sweat. Here I sat in the room, frozen - now I warm up and they sweat. Then I wash and I can’t understand why the water doesn’t get into my eyes.
Looking in the mirror, I forgot to take off my glasses.

The weather inspires with its disgust, you get into the bus - all such faces are overwhelmed, so glad it becomes xD

xxx help me! Why did the cookies disappear?? to
Yyy: They were eaten
xxx: ><

Is it true that coal is good for the body?
Yyy: What, once again the potatoes failed? 😉
Damn, how do you know?and (

Where is the 404 page?? to
The carmaker: :-)
Correction: Are you completely out of shape? This is a book!

In the summer on the beach, the girl suddenly drops her swimsuit, she looks in horror at the guys sitting behind, and one of them screams to her:
Do not be ashamed, girl. I saw nothing! I am blinded by your beauty.

The xxx:
Diarrhea is the leakage of information that you are a shit!
YYYY :
Is it a non-security service??? = – O

XXX is
I breathed chlorine... now I don’t feel anything – I don’t distinguish smells, only sharp in the nose, and bitterness in the mouth... and nausea.
YYYY
Is there an arrival?
XXX is
I wait
XXX is
Fuck... terrible
YYYY
When do you read the common letters?
XXX is
Sushi

Conversation of girls (D) and guys (P) in chat.
D: Boys, don’t you have such a pleasant feeling before a date when the butterflies are in your stomach?
P is there. I just have a member and that’s all.