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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24448
 05.01.2010
British scientists, having read the BOR, came to the conclusion that the whole population of Runet wants to find a second half in 2010. Everyone has learned to control the weather.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24447
 05.01.2010
Status of:
She would like to live in Manhattan.
And with Demi Moore to share secrets...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hole doesn’t work.
He sits in a cane and eats sweets.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24446
 05.01.2010
Q: You don’t know exactly what days you have exams?
WOW: I know
WOW: What is it?
XH: Please Write
In short, the first ninth
HHH: And then what?
Tagged: all
We will go to the army with the whole group.

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №24445
 05.01.2010
Let the parents stop drinking.
The rest I will do myself.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24444
 05.01.2010
If you give the martyr a piece of shit, she will make 1500 monotonous photos with him, put all the contact and on each there will be a comment from the girlfriends.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №24443
 05.01.2010
xxx: As Mishanya said, under the table do not blew - there is the master=)
and =D
XXX: How did the NHK say it?
Are you chasing? I have noted you!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24442
 05.01.2010
I read a story to my nephew. I found an old book that my grandmother once read to me. I noticed inaccuracies. It is written that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped, and from the bottom of the picture, as long as he did not look, it is not visible that the horse has a pitch, so it is not a horse, but a horse. Therefore, it would be more correct to write that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped.
Nagual: The first thing that always surprised me about you is your selectivity to the little things. If you were the author, editor and artist of this book, I would not be surprised if you not only painted a pipis horse, but also in the text would emphasize this attention, writing something like "Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse with a pipis and jumped."))
Say, “Do you think I am a dwarf?”
Nagual: The second feature I like about you is guessing.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №24441
 05.01.2010
to this:
In the 2nd round of the super tournament of the 19th category London Chess Classic, Russian Vladimir Kramnik defeated Chinese Ni Hua.

It is logical that the Chinese Ni Hua did not win.
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During the training match France-China was played Ni Hua-Seba party.

There was a master in Moscow. When playing with the masters Deev or Donchenko, in the headlines of the parties was written: Prescription-Deev, Prescription-Donchenko.

Young grandmaster from Bryansk Jan Nepomniacy took part in the team championship of Russia in Sochi. There was no Hua. Participants were looking forward to a personal meeting of Ni Hua with the Unremembered, and no matter who in what color.

Abyss, chess grandmasters are reading you.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24440
 05.01.2010
Dear Father Christmas!
Thank you very much for listening to my desire for the New Year - to find new interesting friends and even (!!!!!) I completed it in 2 hours!
But the question:

Why are my new friends alcoholics again?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24439
 05.01.2010
to this:

In response to this:

Does anyone know why cats love to rub their cheeks around the corner?
____________________________________________

Try it yourself, you know how it is!
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Fuck the fuck!!You could see my mother’s eyes!!! to

[ + 89 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24438
 04.01.2010
I have not slept for three days, I come home, tortured like that, I think to sleep! No matter what they call, I put in the ASK status:
"Who will call me, I will fuck you!!and "
In three minutes my girlfriend calls...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24437
 04.01.2010
Stardust : Hi
Stardust^^: You're Alone in the Asske Online, So Listen
I bought such a beautiful dress!! to
Stardust : Black
Stardust : short
Stardust^^: your class
Stardust^^: all
Stardust : thank you
Gesh is Hi.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24436
 04.01.2010
Neko: Japanese, by the way, has such a theme as "indirect kiss"
Neko: If the person you like, say, drank milk from a tube, then you, having drank from there, you can think that you kissed him :)
Manfred: Oh, and if he grabbed his hand, did he betray somebody?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24435
 04.01.2010
What are you busy with?
DanT'st: Hi, I am reading a book by Terry Pratchett.
The Star: What? Are you there too? How bad all these Porry Gatters, Tany Grotter and Terry Pratchetta!! to

[ + 137 - ] Comment quote №24434
 04.01.2010
Let’s think about Santa Claus:
1) beard - a clear sign of adminism
A red nose is a clear sign of alcoholism, so common in the IT environment.
3) the devil knows where he lives, until the children (a clear association with the uservers of the lower level is seen) do not get into a circle and do not start calling him to solve their urgent problems.
4) performs some magical ritual of dancing around the tree, which can be a prototype of dancing with a drum.

Father Christmas – the admiral of our world

I wrote out of boredom and drunk.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24433
 04.01.2010
I am becoming more and more convinced that the most important game for boys in childhood is a game in which you need to find 10 differences in the pictures. It is thanks to the skills acquired from this game, in the next, you can only in a few seconds to find the same pair of socks among the rest of the scattered dozens of pairs.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24432
 04.01.2010
In the frost, hijackers come with their batteries

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24431
 04.01.2010
X: Did you read my creation?
YYYY: Yes
xxx and how?
Yyy: the sad Norwegian government
XXX in the meaning?! to
Tagged with gov.no

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24430
 04.01.2010
YYY all... I’m going to beat the dishes.
XXX I give you the plastic gift. Multiple scandal

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №24429
 04.01.2010
I told you to take the Gandons, and you got the cocoa.

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