RDO: I bought a book
Cleric is cool!
RDO: I don’t know what to do with him.
Cleric: First look at it for 30 minutes in a row.
Cleric: then put a glass of water over it twice.
Cleric: I will feel my heart beating
Cleric: then throw a few centimeters.
Cleric: then 10 cm
Cleric: later on 20
Cleric: and you will feel that he is invaluable to you.

She says, “You are a shit!
She: Fuck, I don’t like the word shit.
You called me with your most unloved word. I will remember my most unfavourable and I will also review it!
You are a coffee shop!
Is it coffee? That is too much...

Linux in the pharmacies too.
I went in yesterday and by habit in the place of “Linux” I say, “Do you have Linux?”
What Distribution – What Distribution?
O_O

On the other day I went to pay for the uniform, in my pocket 50 pieces for six months, snow falls, strong winds in the harry, in a circle of strange people. I feel like Frodo with a ring... just to convey.

xxx: I’ve been in Peter’s at Chernyshevskaya in the cafe for seven hours. A lot of drinking and a natural need arose. But I have a lot of things and notes, not to go away. Maybe someone who lives nearby, come in, we sit down, and watch for things while I go away.
Sorry I don’t live in Peter.
I’t have bothered Noah.)

and c)
Mistake

by Kisska:
Then I was taken by car to the entrance and all...I fell without legs.

The Nautilus:
Did you close the car too quickly? O_O

I hear from the edge of my ear how my mother explains to the baptist (8 years old) on the phone:
Who told you such nonsense? You can’t have a baby in your stomach...why? Because the baby in the stomach can only appear after 18 years!
xd

xXx : fucking driven with daddy’s furniture )))
xXx : learned how it appeared and the features of its structure))))

by ShaD

What a great celebration is the Maslenica!! In one of the kindergartens, after the burning of the chuchel, all the children with the educators stood for a long time and did not break up... one little boy decided to clean up the situation with the phrase: "He burned, the fox...".

XXX is
The girl came.
XXX is
Record from flash to disk.
XXX is
It is not the first time she comes.
XXX is
I tell her, is it on DVD?
XXX is
It is... no, we need to go to SD.
XXX is
You brought me a DVD.
XXX is
I am going to bring SD.
XXX is
is leaving
XXX is
There is another girl who appears to have left the first.
XXX is
He asks SD.
XXX is
We say are
XXX is
comes to take
XXX is
In a few minutes, the first one arrived.

Explanation to :
>Everyone who hates this black bank "Russian >standard" bring it to the best!!! Let’s see how many of us are!! to

Owners of the bank "Russian Standard" Rustam Tariko
Everything is clear?
The same applies to all other "Russian lotto" and.t.d. and.tp... "Russian Mafia"...

Such "Russian" should "love" somehow especially...

2010-02-14 12:03:50 hrs:
I understand nothing. Congratulations to the girl for the holiday. The answer is "Idiot! It is over!"

2010-02-14 12:04:12 am
How to congratulate?

2010-02-14 12:05:42 pm
"With the oil, the sun."

2010-02-14 12:05:56 ууу:
With the oil? The idiot!

If you like it for a long time, but does not show signs of attention. Do not be frightened and invite you to a cup of tea. It’s possible that she’s just like you, who is afraid to look at you and approach you first.

Husband: Dear, I’ll probably start to shake more to get better.
Why did you decide to get fat? O_O
Then you’ll look slimmer :)
Wife is shit!! to

Pineapple (11:04:46 3/01/2010)
Do you have a car starting at 30?
I don’t know... I don’t open it at 30...

Is it music you play?? to
Yes Yes
I’m just getting tired of it!!! to

I saw in the news of our (Perm) sportsmen and their coach. They say: we do not hope for medals, we will get, then it is okay, we would rather win in Sochi, and we will enter in the tenth and then it is okay, and then, maybe we will not enter.
This is a scam, comrades! The country selected them, sent them to the Olympics, entrusted them to defend the flag, promised to pay for medals. And they, fucking - what we take, it's okay! Hate you fucks! There are no more words like shrimp! Yes, they should have roared in the chamber with a burning eye, as they would roar their ass for the Motherland, for the honor of the flag! If I don't bring a medal, then in Canada I will shoot myself out of my biathlon rifle, and I will not be ashamed! There is no snow, let me go! I can bark on skiing, I’m Russian, I’m scratching, I’m scratching everybody on the road, even Birndallena, I can scratch that he’s in the male ranking, and I’m in the female! If necessary, I can swim in skies.
And the coach should have noticed, he said, if mys do not enter the road, so I raise their legs to the fucking, so that at the Paralympic Games exactly the medal was brought, the bastards! I put them ski sticks in their buttocks, and I’m talking about the “first ten” you go over to bread and water!
They were supposed to get me so that I watched the live broadcast at three o’clock at night, afraid to go and write, so that I’t miss it!!! And so "sick"this is why UG has no desire :(

XXX: Good in the holidays, quiet and quiet in communion
yyy: Ah, the man who is on the toilet side is still with us ((

I have a fire ;)
You get five days of rest (February, Saturday, Easter, Pon, etc.)
well yes
You can work, for example, as a carrier.
I am on him o_o
He is on me.
Oh yeah yes. You are a girl.

Well, how can you explain, a good admin is like a hardworking gardener. First pick up the seeds (preferring perennial varieties), then for a long time crawl through his garden with the sun-burned cockerel, swollen from the mosquito physiognomy, and hands on the elbow in the... km. humus. But then every morning he goes out to the doorstep, and, tasting a hot cup of coffee, he is quite shaking, watching everything grow, how the vigor rejoices, flying from flower to flower. Well, of course, the master's eye notices where the plum, where the beetles to cut off, and where the garbage to fill.
However, it happens that it will catch him such a rancidity-acidity, so tired of the eye of well-being and sleepy order, that he gets drunk, takes the scratching ribbons and cheerfully runs through his garden. And the surroundings say it scares the crows. And they believe.