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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №25888
 12.02.2010
Who invented February 23 for two days before the advance, and March 8 - two days before the receipt?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25887
 12.02.2010
From Wikipedia:
Ninja Turtles first appeared on the pages of a graphic novel published by Mirage Studios in 1984. The idea of mutant turtles came to two friends, Kevin Eastman and Peter Lard, one evening when they were drawing comic drawings together and eating mushrooms.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25886
 12.02.2010
You realize the magnitude of your loneliness when you are drunk and have no one to call.

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25885
 12.02.2010
Do you have a couple at what time they start?
UK is different. It is said that there are those who start at 8-30.
UK: I’ve never been like that.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №25884
 12.02.2010
- Your cat with the blame of some kind of milk from the cheek slides.
My cat looks like a pig.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25883
 12.02.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The friend burned... found his wife in the bag a lubricant...they don’t use it...without a burn began to watch...with the time her volume decreased, he took and poured super glue there....
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The doctors took 8 hours to get her off from her lover XD

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25882
 12.02.2010
About the graffiti...
People listen to. I am so glad that I finally got the money for the idea. And stop watering the dirt that you have no idea about. "Fake science", "Shame" and so on. You will burn Manchikov even more on fire, like Giordano Bruno. I personally work with torsion engines. They really exist. And if they are not described by Newton’s laws, then why shouldn’t the laws be supplemented, and not humiliated by people who actually invent new things in science? I’m just hurt to hear foolish, unfounded complaints against brilliant people.
Not funny, but please raise it to the best, let these commenters be ashamed at least a little.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25881
 12.02.2010
The morning news:
8:45 In the United States, 20 centimeters of snow fell.
The US government does not work.
8:50 The President of the Russian Federation expressed gratitude
employees of the hydrometeorological center.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25880
 12.02.2010
[23:40:12] * HUGE_WORLD_WITCH_WITCH is now known as

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №25879
 12.02.2010
I sit on VKontakte, there is an application for friendship - the October District Military Committee wants to add you to friends. gmu " this is spam", I close contact, I sit down to post my diploma

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25878
 12.02.2010
I lost my vigilance and consequently my virginity.and (

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №25877
 12.02.2010
Budget for graduation at FGU:

XX: You can do it differently. To explain it all a thousand times:
The Graduate:
one thousand rubles - to gather in the courtyard, drink beer
Two thousand – drink beer, eat chips
... →
and.
$20 million - flying to the moon, blasting into a crater

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25876
 11.02.2010
And I noticed: if an empty plastic cup from under the yogurt in the washing machine, then a teaspoon, in any case, in the garbage can!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25875
 11.02.2010
xxxh: I sit in the room, eat a salad "Memosa" (with sprites), snack a salty cucumbers and drink all this with milk. Mother comes in and says:
I have a brave guy, though.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №25874
 11.02.2010
by Lisa Boyarskaya. She complains that her new acquaintances always ask "Does your dad really walk home in a hat?". It’s such "these questions always seem strange to me".
Home » Boyarski in the Hat

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №25873
 11.02.2010
Is it better to wear a condom on the left or on the green?
Better for both, because sex with such creatures should be safe!

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25872
 11.02.2010
XXX is Hi. I am very interested in the legal aspect of the question: who am I the niece of the wife of my three-born uncle?
YYY: YY knows who. You can be brave XD
xxx thank you :)
JT_z ©

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25871
 11.02.2010
Real application in those support "cannot remember your invented password. After removing the password, I could not invent a new one."

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №25870
 11.02.2010
I have a fever of 39, cramps, seizures, cramps all! shorter ass, and tomorrow to go to Europe!
WOW: Do not leave. Die at home.

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25869
 11.02.2010
Plus, your curiosity may not coincide with what the vast majority of girls are interested in.
WOW: what is "interesting the vast majority of girls" is, forgive me, what?
All travels, lasagna in the mountains, touring - if you are off this, there are no questions.
Damn you who are interested in your genius in matanalysis or chess.
Who needs a man who doesn’t know how to play chess?? to

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