Today saw in the news: "The owner of Olympus has passed away"
First, and you have to admit panic, the thought "your own mother!! Zeus is dead!! to

Theoretical
My puppies hinder me from sleeping.

Good [W!n]
Did you drink the pills that your doctor prescribed?

Theoretical
They come out of the water, add up to the top of the aquarium, pull off and spit into the water.

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They frighten the fish and they swim in the aquarium.

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The aquarium is square and the fish knock on the wall.

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And by the time they calm down, the snail again adds to the upper edge of the aquarium.

Good [W!n]
Pipet

Good [W!n]
It is just unbearable.

I am angry with those who say that global warming is a fiction. Everyone can see it on their skin. I remember before the winter without three coats and shoes from the house with no leg. And what now.
Wow, you forgot that you went from the red light to the sochi.

and Voronezh. Walking through the school. 4 years ago. Some pidor stopped right on the pedestrian crossing, driving through the red light.
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If the author had driven a car, he would have understood how easy it would be to miss a pedestrian or a sign (well, the light is overwhelming, of course, but little happens, and even the head turns or gets bad!). At the same time, in reality, a person can be polite, and generally the best creature on the planet! And on the road - immediately Pidor (

Remember that in the car is also a living man, not a bot!

by Zy. And for beginners, every trip is not without stress, and mistakes are inevitable! And instead of the "pidor", let's think better, maybe a person recently drives, and from the very situation he was already terribly frightened when he realized what he did.

Unfortunately, schoolchildren will go away, and drivers with experience will no longer remember where they started, and how they drove at the very beginning.

I sit and play the hitman, pulling the corpse. I feel the water someone splashes, I turn, and this daddy came to us home to sanctify the apartment.

From the cycle, this, guys, is Russia.
As detectives established, in the middle of the night, a young man, threatening with a pneumatic gun, took from two college students a mobile phone worth three thousand rubles. The girls immediately turned to the police and described the criminal in detail, the orientations on him were directed to all the current uniforms.
Meanwhile, the robber himself became the victim of a robbery attack by a group of bombers composed of six people. They beat the beginner criminal, took from him 500 rubles, a gun and a just stolen phone.
The victim sought help from the police. While the officer issued his application, the patrols entered the department, which, according to the available description, immediately identified the robber in the young man. The victims confirmed that this was the man who attacked them.
Soon, two bombers from the company that struck the robber were delivered to this same department. They found a stolen gun. There is also a criminal case against them.

Calling the house at 12 p.m.
This is "They are washed". and silence.
The second call.
With the same blatant voice: "This is a wash with a swallow".

Today we had a concert for the Germans. They came from Stuttgart. The concert was held in the gymnasium.
They are late, they are all waiting for them, they are coming in, on the faces of Grimass as if they were waiting for a seat.
XHH: It seemed like everything should have been fine, only the high school was decorated by May 9. George posters, 65 years of victory and bla bla.
They thought they would be bound.

Chuck Norris, stop making shuffles in Iceland!

Yesterday I wrote a check in English and asked the teacher:
Will this be the case at the exams? I want to prepare...
This is the exam.

With horror today I noticed that the accountant, who sits behind two monitors, uses the second monitor as a wall for stickers. and ((

But it is interesting, if Putin or Medvedev, to us, to Vladik in a car from Moscow wanted to come, what would the roadmen then do?

Near the coast of New Zealand, the octopus took a video camera from the diver... O_o Ktolhu?

Do you know what a wedding is like? This was a whole day of hustle, rush, bumping, worrying for themselves, for the bride, for the blasphemous guests, they were sho to eat and sho to drink, the shoot of each other's rows did not clean up, the shoot of the blue uncle Vitya finally fucked away from the photographer and screwed him to swell up, the shoot of the fool don't give god because of the photographer's inefficiency didn't get the shoot photos and videos, the shoot of the friend's friend dropped where the thread on the hood and was not jealous of the friend, and went to swallow didn't break her shadow... and so on. and etc. By 22:00, she and her husband only had one thought: "Lord, burn the lightning with this vaccanal... and here at 23:00 you roll out of a taxi and go home, behind your chest with a treasure, a rabbit in the morning... according to which tradition the bride should be brought into the house on your hands, you take your wife in your arms and you are afraid to get filled with her on the threshold... and then finally blow out all the cuddle, you fall on the bed and here you seem to have to perform a sexual act, but looking into the eyes of your wife, you understand that you do not need her or her action!!! To sleep, to sleep, to sleep.

Go to Google "A member in your mouth"

You may have meant a member in your mouth.

O_O

Tagged by, Scuco

to this:
Girls, never, hear, NEVER, do not go to a massage in male performance, if you have not had sex for almost a year.
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Well, how did it end?? to

When she weighs more than 100 kilograms, she is a prostitute.

The clarification :
to this:
<Punx> Since 1861, the Russian people have been striking rights. Up to 2 percent.
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Alexander II left in 1881.
I need to relocate.

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Only for registered users.
It can only be accepted on invitation...

Yesterday, standing in the rain waiting for the bus, I thought about the futility and futility of everything. I’ve been working on Murphy’s law all day, and I’ll give you a few examples.

If you need to pay for something and you see several queues in front of you, then yours will move slower than the others.

It is in front of you will be the same fool on which the turn will stand. He will count the little things, cling to the cashier with stupid questions, raise a scandal, brake, recalculate... If he doesn’t, then the cashier will do it.

If you didn’t wait for the bus and went on foot, the bus will appear just when you don’t have time to get to it. Sometimes smokers only need to smoke to call the bus, but this bug of the matrix, the march was fixed...

You will get bored on the day when you decide to be honest with everyone.

If you are in a place of isolation with yourself, or taking a bath, or sleeping, and you have your phone ringing, it will ring for 15 minutes. And it will stop only when you bring the phone to your whirling mouth.

You know at least one pitch that they do not do at work, but get times more. For young people, this is a study. Stupid idiots, who write down everyone, and then ask for estimates, the results will be better than you, even though you have studied seriously.

Then there will be more examples, thank you for the attention, treat life philosophically =)

We have free roads, free television and free medicine – everything else has some value.