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[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24688
 10.01.2010
A great camera! I photographed my white. I love proteins, I love photographing them, and this camera has helped me photograph them with a greater degree of detail. The proteins! I will shoot you all!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24687
 10.01.2010
†_***_† (16:20:13 9/01/2010)
And about Moscow...why do they build rings? Should America play rockets in Darts? The fifth ring is already being built.)

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24686
 10.01.2010
A: We have a mouse. The sister saw her and until the night she stood in the middle of the room on the board, afraid to fall asleep. How to remove them?

B: A special adhesive is sold. They are soaked with a cardboard, a tap is placed in the center and all this is placed in the places of the "walking" of the mice. True, when the mouse gets caught, it remains alive and complainingly feeds... it has to be pursued.

Q: Since the cat cat and mice catch badly, the parents decided to try this glue. The mouse, as it should have been, first attached to the board, then the cat reached it and pulled it away, but the mouse attached to the cat - so they ran up until they were cut together with the wool.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24685
 10.01.2010
Excerpt from the license agreement of one program :)

...
The program is distributed on the principle of "as is". The author informs
Users who have not embedded a targeted program
The destructive code and generally considers himself a good and good creature. Them not
However, the author refuses to bear any responsibility for data loss.
Injury caused, lost benefit, sexual abnormalities, violations
physical and mental health of people and animals, crime, war,
natural disasters, the heat death of the universe and any other negative
effects associated with the use or non-use of this software
The product.

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №24684
 10.01.2010
Since childhood, the pants have taught us that two stripes are jops!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24683
 10.01.2010
Interesting, and people who were brought to the top of their tearful confessions in love, requests for forgiveness and offers to be together again, did this really help?

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24682
 10.01.2010
A man should be a little more beautiful than a monkey.
A man must be slightly more beautiful than the monkey he lives with.! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24681
 10.01.2010
I sit down, drink beer, want sweets.
I found a bite, eat, very sweet.
I drank beer after the acid condensation.
He fell into a cycle.
Stir with milk.
Now I sit and think, can the body digest THIS?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24680
 10.01.2010
Sometimes I immediately wanted to knock on an aska to a person who said in the information: "I can send a nahuy in 27 languages."
Alchemist Dairon

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24679
 10.01.2010
I am Laff Bilein.

and lafff :D

They are myths.

My brain, my brain!! to

Quantum Resonance

Fuff, it made it easier.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24678
 10.01.2010
X: I don’t want anything anymore. Just take a soap, a rope, and go to the river.
Washing the rope?

[ + 135 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24677
 10.01.2010
YYY: I don’t understand why 40-50-year-old men are drawn to stupid young girls aged 18-20. Of course, a beautiful young body, smooth skin, elastic ass. How do you get up on your fools?! to

We, unlike you, are not brains.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24676
 10.01.2010
The panic fear of girls before a serious relationship is associated with the transition from the shave to the epilator.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №24675
 10.01.2010
Have you ever had sex in the bathroom?
Cat is no. This is blasphemy.
Margo : Why?
I have a Soviet bath. There was no sex in the USSR.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24674
 10.01.2010
In the summer it was still, came after a long and tough game (I strike football) bad, dirty and tired.I took a bath, just went down and started to hear the door call,and such a long persistent call.Long suffered but calls and calls,do nothing wrapped in the towel and went to open.I came to the door of the bathroom"who is there?"I answered "s mail to you a letter ordered".I open the door, and there a girl of 18 years (student probably worked on vacation) clapped for five copies, talked almost no matter what, still surprised what it was with her.Now I took the envelope, I returned to the bathroom and here I understood why the boy was so strange that he was unworked in

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24673
 10.01.2010
I am looking for sex without commitment.
Find a link.

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24672
 10.01.2010
And you remember your first columns "Genius" for 150 rubles... such small, white-blue...which were bought "for the first time"? and :)

[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №24671
 10.01.2010
Please please!
I’m not asking for this quote to get into the Best, I don’t need it. Desires are fulfilled in the abyss. And I want to ask everyone who reads this quote just wish me good luck. I will take the exam on Sunday for the fourth time.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №24670
 10.01.2010
XHH: What are you doing?
Exam on the nose! What else can I do? I am collecting mosaics.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24669
 10.01.2010
Tagged with ‎
I covered you with a blanket, good night.
Love ‎
Why not me, but only me?
Tagged with ‎
As soon as you fall asleep, I will put all the blankets on me.

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