About the reason.
Edwards 40 years ago.
My husband and I are training, Samba. Time in a minute.
Take the bus and it’s not too close. Comrade says, Let’s run.
Then I don’t want to stand. I didn’t want to run, I went out in full.
The training. I say there is no reason to run away.
I must say, my comrade is not of high height, but God did not offend.
We just passed by a company of drunk people at 10-12. He is
He put his bag on the ground and approached the tallest guy in the middle.
The company and... I only saw the guy’s legs glowing above his head.
The company is silent, they look at each other in confusion - who, why and why.
Why is. My companion approaches me, takes his bag and sadly so
He says, now there is a reason.
So I never ran before - the bus got on time, we were not caught.
For training and training, we walked through another street for a while.

It’s good to work on two jobs. A lot of money! But not because,
They pay a lot because they don’t waste time.

Sigurd
The New Sith – Darth Anyan

Bain
and ROFL
You are burning!! to
This is what Dumas wrote about. :D
The Dark Lord Darth Anyan. D Licho

Sigurd
You will know the power of the dark side, a thousand devils!! to

Bain
I am your father, channel!! to

She> Buy bread and eggs whole.
He> what are you kissing? ROFL...

I know why I need Earth Hour!! They just lack the power to launch the BAC!! to

*** (22:34:38 19/03/2009)
In 26 minutes the kefir’s shelf life expires...I’ll go and drink.

I put my 4-year-old brother to sleep.
Go to sleep!
I do not want to sleep! I want to rule the world!! to

Go all off with your Cynthia and Junior!! to

At work, they were deprived of a prize for doing everything.
The boss comes and says:
Have you installed a computer this month?
I replied that I had fixed it a month ago.
She said I don’t have any work this month, and they don’t need an admin at all.
From next month I will start working so that everyone will break the day so in three.

Yopt, just for the sake of curiosity I will ask - people, you too during all the study in school and then in the universe all the teachers in one voice claimed that you are the worst course / stream / parallel in the history of the institute / universe / school? Are they specifically, or is our stream really the stupidest? and :(

New action - read the article on the Czech Wikipedia and call out the demon!

Lex Liner (15:30:27 18/03/2009)
A vigilant coma (coma vigile) is a state of complete indifference and indifference of the patient to everything around him and himself with a persistent autopsychic, in some cases, and allopsychic orientation.

Lex Liner (15:30:29 18/03/2009)
Here is

Lex Liner (15:30:43 18/03/2009)
Medically Formulated Phuism

I go to the subway next to a 30-year-old man and he has a daughter aged 5-6. All the way he gets various questions and the most juicy came to the station when it was quiet.

I know what you and my mom will give me for my birthday.
P – and what?(with complete indifference in the voice)
D- I heard you tell my mom yesterday that when I fall asleep you’ll lick a bitch.
P- We’ll give you a cat.

The car fell...

XXX is
That happened yesterday?

YYYY
The police took him straight with a package in their hands.

XXX is
How did he wise?

YYYY
Do not fall the bleak electricity.

YYYY
The car we found a place "non-combustible" and as it happened here the state building was controlled and hanged with cameras.

I developed a complex of inferiority, I am now ashamed to call the service of those. The Sunderland.and ((

X: Why are you so evil?
Yyy: No more fuck ever to meet with gynecologists.
XX: Is it about the smoke?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY You imagine it. We had sex yesterday.
YYY : Imagine it. A romantic moment. His hand slips on my stomach below... below...
YYY: And suddenly this slug gives out: "Mmm... What an abundant spotting of the transudate you have"!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

She: Jay, I have a problem.
She: I have two strips.
He is: o o o o o o o o
I need four.
She: Don’t you know what step at the barracks should be?

Labs in Physics

Thanks to Darwin, every monkey has a moral right to be proud.
of humanity.

http://rigor00.livejournal.com/79905.html

The preface. You know how a cat rattles onto another cat.
Before the fight?
The history. The Route. It is funny...
The girl has a cell phone. The sound of a cats song.
WOW WOW!!! So loud, not childish. And the cat tries, pulls out.
Finally, the girl takes the phone:
Yes the cat?
The entire route went to bed.

In general, most food poisoning begins with the words:
“Would he be in the refrigerator?”
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