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She: How long will you come to me?
In one and a half hours
Why so long
He is busy.
What are you so busy?
They are candles.
She: We'll have dinner at candles, you're romantic, you didn't know
he: on the street "-28", my car is carburetor, the candles are frozen - there are no sparkle, I burn
Yes, it is romantic.
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Not only do I take a session and I am in the army at this time, I am also a girl! Do I think or something is wrong?and :)
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Scientists measured the speed of movements of the frog
The question is: Naughty??? They are still paying money for that shit.
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From the English classic about female logic and shopping:
She showed her purchases.
Look what a hat I bought. Of course for yourself. It could not even be bought. But I thought I could buy it with the same success.
J. Austin
We go with Daddy on the Ring of Hell.
XXX: The Garden
XXX: No, the first time was right =(
A discussion of the article on the fact that in Korea the court equated virtual gambling money to conventional with possible taxation. One comment to the article:
HH: It is just great! You sit in WoW, and here you fit mega pumped peppers and say, the tax police, have not paid a profit tax in the amount of 300 golds, we confiscate your stuff! =) is
Those whose cell phone usually lies near the enabled columns will understand:
When the SMS should come, there is a feeling that their delivery, as in the old good times, is engaged in horse racing.
Black113 (00:24:59 26/01/2010)
Hi to you! And you went with Misha to JOPU both for your doctor house!!!! to
The second day we watch, we don't sleep, we don't fuck, we almost don't chew
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I found a bag in my life. If you work a lot and do things with a pure heart, then everything will be perfect!
If the battery stick is removed, will the phone work longer?? to
0 to fuck! Jules, where do you get all these genius ideas?
XXX: I think it’s going to last longer :)
Yyy: Self-impulsion is a great power! ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am not self-imposed :(
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35 to take the exam. Or is it better to wait until the summer?
I am standing in a florist, buying flowers for a girl. I choose a beautiful packaging.
Two are ready. Dialogue with the seller.
and eeeeeeeeeee. Do you have green roses?
and no. There are almost green ones.
(Showed in yellow)
Give me one.
They go out. between themselves.
What do you think, will it assess?
Of course it will appreciate! Give her a almost green rose and she will be almost yours.
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Recently in the news "The series of chiropterologists - so-called scientists studying flying mice - is taking place these days in Poland.
the word "Sleep"
You must be friends with everyone...equally!
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I worked in the glorious Soviet times on a travel bus. I stand somewhere at the stop, waiting for people to come in, looking in the back mirror.
I watch a grandmother, in a cloth, bending her nose to the bus, almost at a angle of 90 degrees. Well, I waited until her ass disappeared in the rear-view mirror, I closed the door and started to speed up. Immediately I hear loud screams in the cabin, I immediately look in the mirror and see this grandmother who runs behind the bus pressed by the door for the hand. I brake, I open all the doors, I go out. I immediately understood what it was about.
The back door closed for me once. Sometimes she needed her hand to help. Apparently, the grandmother rose on her foot and grabbed the door, she began to close the grandmother and fell out, and her hand was stuck by the door. I raise my grandmother, the people also jumped out, they mocked me, they sympathized with my grandmother. But it seemed like it was all over, the grandmother is whole, before me apologizes, speaking herself guilty, put her on the bench, she says she will rest and go on another bus. Well okay again I apologize to her, people load again on the bus - I leave.
And a month after two, I repair the bus in the ATP, a guard comes, says you there on the passing door, someone asks. I come out, the mother is honest, the same grandmother stands, rather not the grandmother, the woman is old, but slim, and you won't say that when I saw her last time that letter "G" reminded me.
Almost on my neck, you are my father, and thank you, and I owe you in the same spirit. And in the hands of two avocados with Soviet delicacies, vodka and other equally delicious things.
She told her story. It turns out that she has been a backbone for 15 years. Where it was not treated and in hospitals and in therapists, and even reached the famous costume of those times, the one with a beard, it was still often shown on television. Nothing helped, so I went under.
90 degrees, the towel closed - I was embarrassed until I knocked her door and pulled something out of her. Since then, it has been drastically amended.
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Miracles of Civil Aviation: Breakfast in Warsaw, Lunch in London, Dinner
The baggage is in Buenos Aires.
XXX: More than you did?
The electricity has awakened.
xxx: Did you know that PPPoEoA is not the same as Point-to-Point Protocol over ATM (PPPoA) because it doesn’t use SNAP? I saw when I realized
YYY: go on foolish! another such phrase in the morning and you are dead!!!!! to
XXX: I Woke Up
An overwhelming advertisement for a club.
“They are all pedestrians.”
“No, we have to be politically correct. Homosexuals »
“It is not right. Not homosexuals, but anal-Americans
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In order to read the abyss, you need to go to work.
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Sorry for the UG.
People from Tucson, help us!
Per someone was treated in the Microchirurgical Eye of them. Academic S.N.Fedorov on Muravlenko street with the doctor Andrey. Anyone who knows his name, please help the girl.
Bring to the best, suddenly who will respond