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[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25308
 27.01.2010
She: How long will you come to me?
In one and a half hours
Why so long
He is busy.
What are you so busy?
They are candles.
She: We'll have dinner at candles, you're romantic, you didn't know
he: on the street "-28", my car is carburetor, the candles are frozen - there are no sparkle, I burn
Yes, it is romantic.

[ + 66 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25307
 27.01.2010
Not only do I take a session and I am in the army at this time, I am also a girl! Do I think or something is wrong?and :)

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25306
 27.01.2010
Scientists measured the speed of movements of the frog
The question is: Naughty??? They are still paying money for that shit.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25305
 27.01.2010
From the English classic about female logic and shopping:

She showed her purchases.
Look what a hat I bought. Of course for yourself. It could not even be bought. But I thought I could buy it with the same success.

J. Austin

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25304
 27.01.2010
We go with Daddy on the Ring of Hell.
XXX: The Garden
XXX: No, the first time was right =(

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №25303
 27.01.2010
A discussion of the article on the fact that in Korea the court equated virtual gambling money to conventional with possible taxation. One comment to the article:

HH: It is just great! You sit in WoW, and here you fit mega pumped peppers and say, the tax police, have not paid a profit tax in the amount of 300 golds, we confiscate your stuff! =) is

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №25302
 27.01.2010
Those whose cell phone usually lies near the enabled columns will understand:
When the SMS should come, there is a feeling that their delivery, as in the old good times, is engaged in horse racing.

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №25301
 27.01.2010
Black113 (00:24:59 26/01/2010)
Hi to you! And you went with Misha to JOPU both for your doctor house!!!! to
The second day we watch, we don't sleep, we don't fuck, we almost don't chew

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25300
 27.01.2010
I found a bag in my life. If you work a lot and do things with a pure heart, then everything will be perfect!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №25299
 27.01.2010
If the battery stick is removed, will the phone work longer?? to
0 to fuck! Jules, where do you get all these genius ideas?
XXX: I think it’s going to last longer :)
Yyy: Self-impulsion is a great power! ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am not self-imposed :(

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25298
 27.01.2010
35 to take the exam. Or is it better to wait until the summer?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №25297
 27.01.2010
I am standing in a florist, buying flowers for a girl. I choose a beautiful packaging.

Two are ready. Dialogue with the seller.
and eeeeeeeeeee. Do you have green roses?
and no. There are almost green ones.
(Showed in yellow)
Give me one.

They go out. between themselves.
What do you think, will it assess?
Of course it will appreciate! Give her a almost green rose and she will be almost yours.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25296
 27.01.2010
Recently in the news "The series of chiropterologists - so-called scientists studying flying mice - is taking place these days in Poland.
the word "Sleep"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №25295
 27.01.2010
You must be friends with everyone...equally!

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25294
 27.01.2010
I worked in the glorious Soviet times on a travel bus. I stand somewhere at the stop, waiting for people to come in, looking in the back mirror.
I watch a grandmother, in a cloth, bending her nose to the bus, almost at a angle of 90 degrees. Well, I waited until her ass disappeared in the rear-view mirror, I closed the door and started to speed up. Immediately I hear loud screams in the cabin, I immediately look in the mirror and see this grandmother who runs behind the bus pressed by the door for the hand. I brake, I open all the doors, I go out. I immediately understood what it was about.
The back door closed for me once. Sometimes she needed her hand to help. Apparently, the grandmother rose on her foot and grabbed the door, she began to close the grandmother and fell out, and her hand was stuck by the door. I raise my grandmother, the people also jumped out, they mocked me, they sympathized with my grandmother. But it seemed like it was all over, the grandmother is whole, before me apologizes, speaking herself guilty, put her on the bench, she says she will rest and go on another bus. Well okay again I apologize to her, people load again on the bus - I leave.
And a month after two, I repair the bus in the ATP, a guard comes, says you there on the passing door, someone asks. I come out, the mother is honest, the same grandmother stands, rather not the grandmother, the woman is old, but slim, and you won't say that when I saw her last time that letter "G" reminded me.
Almost on my neck, you are my father, and thank you, and I owe you in the same spirit. And in the hands of two avocados with Soviet delicacies, vodka and other equally delicious things.
She told her story. It turns out that she has been a backbone for 15 years. Where it was not treated and in hospitals and in therapists, and even reached the famous costume of those times, the one with a beard, it was still often shown on television. Nothing helped, so I went under.
90 degrees, the towel closed - I was embarrassed until I knocked her door and pulled something out of her. Since then, it has been drastically amended.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25293
 27.01.2010
Miracles of Civil Aviation: Breakfast in Warsaw, Lunch in London, Dinner
The baggage is in Buenos Aires.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25292
 27.01.2010
XXX: More than you did?
The electricity has awakened.
xxx: Did you know that PPPoEoA is not the same as Point-to-Point Protocol over ATM (PPPoA) because it doesn’t use SNAP? I saw when I realized
YYY: go on foolish! another such phrase in the morning and you are dead!!!!! to
XXX: I Woke Up

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №25291
 27.01.2010
An overwhelming advertisement for a club.
“They are all pedestrians.”
“No, we have to be politically correct. Homosexuals »
“It is not right. Not homosexuals, but anal-Americans

[ + 94 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25290
 27.01.2010
In order to read the abyss, you need to go to work.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25289
 27.01.2010
Sorry for the UG.
People from Tucson, help us!
Per someone was treated in the Microchirurgical Eye of them. Academic S.N.Fedorov on Muravlenko street with the doctor Andrey. Anyone who knows his name, please help the girl.

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