Dogs are easily recognized by their bite-out phones

Group in contact.
And your sex. What is it?"
Homo – 7
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The Heteros 88

The troops lost another soldier. and :)

X: I’m depressed – when I get my guitar my cat runs into my mom’s room and hides under the bed =((
Y: He gently points to your talent
X: I hate you.

The second course...
I use the reference for girls from 7th grade))) survived *lying)

A conditional reflex in Germany is when you are knocked on the door and you run to the computer to turn off the torrent.

To me today came the only non-drinking sanitary in the world to repair the pipes (flowing after the repair). He grabbed, but nothing changed, he left. He came drunk and smashed some black hernia. The cutting stopped.

XXX: Imagine a man.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
If he is pumped, is he not smart?
Yyy: Emmy is allowed
If you’re smart, you’re not pumped?
YYY: Well what if smart and pumped?
XXX: Oh, then he just has a small member
YYY: What if she is?
XXX: He is not there.
YYY: Logical

News on RBC:

"D. Medvedev thanked V. Putin for the work."

I would also thank Putin for such a place.

Dear Father Christmas!
Don’t give me anything, just take this damn lazy thing away from me!

master (16:04:11 28/12/2009)
When I talk to you, I feel stupid.

Onegin (16:04:24 28/12/2009)
It’s good for me, it’s a plus.

4:56 Why are you not sleeping?
ууу (4:57): the cock knows, awakened juice drink I see the laptop stands.

It’s hard to be a tiger in bed if you’re drunk like a pig.

Last summer, they went wild in the woods, with a familiar hunter stopped.
Well, the banks were shot, the next day they were going to let go of the pre-cooked strawberry on the strawberries, but in order to be more convenient - decided to marine the meat in champagne 2-3 hours before the start of cooking. In the morning, that is. These are the culinary perversions. Of course, all the accompanying items were brought with them. Everything that required the conditions for storage was stuck in the refrigerator (the generator was on the solar, so that electricity was present in this cave), something was dropped into the basement.
But I forgot about a 25-kilogram grid with onions near the house. At night I slept to smoke - I go out on the doorstep, silence, darkness relative (lamps in the house to illuminate the outer perimeter are only on the side of the doorstep), and in this setting horrifying such sounds - a mixture of whirling, whirling and whirling. And periodically someone sneezes with anxiety. I went into the house, took the light, and I saw what it was.
At twenty o’clock they ripped the net with the onion and ate it.
They chew, spit, sneeze, sneeze, but they eat.
Nifigase, I think, a writer of shishelks, without onions would not be so delicious.
“Anonymous!!!” With this scream, I squeeze the shoe straight into the center of the action.
Eggs are in discharge. Except one, the biggest one. He looked at me carefully, sneezed contemptuously, and demonstrably returned to eating onions.
Oh, no, I think, FIG you, I will cover you with a pelvis and go for the tar, I will take my girls to show such a wondrous - oatmeal that robbed the people's onion reserves.
and covered. Metal is heavy. Liter for thirty. He ran into the house, rolled out packages of all kinds, jumped out - it was in place, the flow of the bulb was already eaten. I turned to the club, flirting, and I am here to package, no, it does not climb into one. Healthy like that. Every day Pagan.
I sat next to me and thought about going behind a bag of potatoes, and Pahan turned around, looked at me, and cried. To see the onion swallowed, the fool was like it, but it seemed to me he was asking me to let him go.
Valy sat down, I tell him, and, having gathered the remains of the bandit attack, went to sleep.

The equation 1
Man = eat + sleep + work + have fun.
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Man = Monkey + Work + Have fun.
Hence: Man - to have fun = monkey + work
A man who does not have fun is like a monkey who works.

The equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + make money.
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Hence: Man = Monkey + making money.
Therefore, man - to make money = monkey.
A man who doesn’t make money is like a monkey.

The equation 3
Woman = eat + sleep + spend money
A monkey = eat + sleep.
Hence: Woman = Monkey + spending money.
Hence: Woman is spending money = monkey.
A woman who doesn’t spend money is like a monkey.

Conclusion
From Equations 2 and 3: The Man Who Won't Make Money
A woman who doesn’t spend money is just a monkey.

Man makes money so women don’t become monkeys.
Conclusion 2: Women spend money to prevent men from becoming monkeys
And what do we get from this?
Man + Woman = earn money + spend money.

Therefore, from Conclusion 1 and Conclusion 2, it can be concluded that:
Man + Woman = Two monkeys that only live together as humans!

“Who knows what loneliness is?” Stop the drinking! Then you will realize that you have no friends.
Z is. Treasures from May 3

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XXX: I need a doctor.
YYY :?
I have a bit of shit in my ass. (
You won’t believe it :D

Tell me, you would also be laughing at such an announcement about dating:

I am looking for a romantic, cute guy, from 12 to 14 years old, not to drink or smoke!!For a serious relationship!and "

I am on the bus today. Pressure is terrible. I have a phone and a card in my pocket. The conductor suits, well, I have a hand in my pocket, a card, no phone. I turn around, I see standing some guy, a fierce representative of the family of hoppies. I say to him, “Where is the phone?”". Well, he immediately turned away, type I know nothing, I saw nothing. And I gave him a wire from the headphone leading out of his pocket right under my jacket.

She: Yes, she has swallowed up. She would eat fish, and sit on the fox.
I: I’ve heard this phrase a long time ago, and I don’t understand the meaning. What does it mean?
She: Well, in the sense, she wants to get everything right away.
I: What, girls who eat fish usually don’t have sex?
“Well, fucking, would you be happy if a maiden would jump on you and eat fish at this time?”! to

XXX: And that’s how I was broken.
YYY: And this is a breakdown? The cloud is when you come home tired, and on the table a hot dinner and on the couch a hot girl, but then it turns out that the brother's dinner and the girl too.