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[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23288
 05.12.2009
to this:

Make meat pudding as you want.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, meat pellet.
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Am I singing it alone?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №23287
 05.12.2009
<edde>: Watched here "500 days of summer", nothing like a comedy. What comedy have you watched lately?

<antidote>: "Conversation with Vladimir Putin. Continuation of"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №23286
 04.12.2009
Status of the supplier in ASKO:
More busy than a cucumbers in a female prison

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23285
 04.12.2009
You are an idiot!! You have a session on your nose and you have an unlimited internet connection!!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №23284
 04.12.2009
With that support:
I installed two antiviruses.
You would lock Stalin and Hitler in the same room!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23283
 04.12.2009
Topic of the Beauty Forum:
Problems with fucking

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №23282
 04.12.2009
I walk past the playground, the children play in the eaten-uneatable. Listen-"Cherry from the Cherkizov market" turned out to be inexpensive

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23281
 04.12.2009
Comments to the release of the new series - copies from the House. "Doctor Tyres" (There is Porechenkov, instead of Lori)

X: Will there also be a black guy playing? Will they take Tajik?
yyy: "Nasiah, emerte-eshkelme, tomogranama byzes!"

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №23280
 04.12.2009
Blonde in a pink jacket, pink shoes, with a pink cell phone in hand with a pink bag (with a cat!) On the shoulder, carefully pressing to the chest... the package of pink toilet paper is incredibly, indescribably sweet and touching. and :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №23279
 04.12.2009
I work as a carrier in a food...
...to somebody’s party comes, and somebody’s to unload these dwarfs with a dirty collar!!! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23278
 04.12.2009
CKuB: Odmin my from the past work staff told - at the celebration of the anniversary of the company he wanted to hand him a certificate "The most unfathomable employee". But they couldn’t – they couldn’t find...

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23277
 04.12.2009
Examination of national history.

Question: In which year was Stolypin murdered?
In the last year of his life.


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №23276
 04.12.2009
Other printed from the old newspapers (c) late I do not remember where:
1st The Red Army won a squadron of whiteflies.
2nd Armored (reporter explained that it is not booked)
Three Fucking Commander (for such a seal could be seated)
4 is In one article (for children) the locals were called "small long-haired animals"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №23275
 04.12.2009
There is either a dohuya or 1 day before the exams.
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I have an event before that.)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23274
 04.12.2009
Tink-Witch: Tell a Tale
Palkovnic: lived was Odmin!
He had three servants.
The oldest is the mainframe! Average - on 3 units! And the younger is a small tower!
Palkovnic: And he said it to them!
Palkovnic: "My servers are faithful! I want to know who of you is the most sustainable!!and "
Palkovnic: And he opened them access to the network on the gateway!
Palkovnic: And fell from the hacker attacks of the Senior Servaq, then as, Scuco, cleverly clever and Mastday!!! to
palkovnic: Then opened the odmin shared access to them and showed it to the Blonde!
And the middle servaque fell! There is no acceptance against Blonde!! to
Palkovnic: Then he let go to the holy of the saints, to the Serverna, the chief enemy of his - the cleaner!!! to
The Witch: O_o
Tink-Witch: It’s already scary))
Palkovnic: And she whispered with her faithful whisper, and as a garnet with a loud voice:"We inherited here!!and "
But the younger servant stood up! That’s how, Szuco, he was sitting on the upscale!! to
It was a witch ?))
Morality is Morality!! to
Do not pursue the big, expensive and beautiful! Look in the corner! Per there is your favourite seat, such a favorite!!! And with the UPSC!! to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №23273
 04.12.2009
I watch American housing programs and I envy them. How they have it simple. I bought the apartment, I wanted to sell it.
We have:
He wanted an apartment, sold his soul to the devil, his body for organs, his relatives for slavery... a cat, and he would have to take it to the shelter for the shaurma!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23272
 04.12.2009
Clash: We barely got out of politics today.
What did he do again?
Clash: We were told about the game "Apple". It was created by Yavlinsky-Bolderev-Lukin, based on the first letters of the surnames "YABL" and the name of the party was invented.
Announcement : and?
Clash: I probably said too loudly that the party was probably founded by Baldyrev-Lukin-Javlinsky.

[ + 98 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23271
 04.12.2009
Interestingly, and when the reed, checking our notebooks, pressing from laughter and hiding on the table, and then shoot some pages on the phone and again shoot... Is it okay?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23270
 04.12.2009
********* (05:28:57 26/11/2009)
You are added

Julia (22:43:24 3/12/2009)
What is busy?

`xxx` (23:17:55 3/12/2009)
Kill an anubarak in yvk 25

Julia (23:19:53 3/12/2009)
How are you with the weather?

`xxx` (23:20:22 3/12/2009)
I have not been out of the house for several days.

Julia (23:20:39 3/12/2009)
Why then?

`xxx` (23:20:52 3/12/2009)
I Kill Anubarak in IWC 25

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №23269
 04.12.2009
Putin announced: “There will be no winter, or the bear will fall asleep!”

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