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12:46 "A crazy salmon shot down a helicopter"

XXX: Today, the lecturer announced the results of the exam in mathematics, named the name and grade..And one was not named, that hand pulls, pulls the type that I was forgotten? And he said to him: "How is the name of the soldiers"? You would see the face of a group.)

And it was December 2012... And an asteroid appeared in the sky. He began to fall to the earth. And panic reigned on Earth: the end of the world comes according to the Aztec calendar. And an asteroid fell on the Stone Calendar of the Aztecs. There was dust. There was a shock wave. And when the dust dissipated, the new calendar of the Aztecs, up to 32118, stood in the place of the broken calendar. Next to it was another stone, smaller. And there was an inscription on it: “The next calendar will be sent to the planet exactly on the day the old calendar ends, thank you for using our stone calendars!”
What if the trial is sent?
zzz: The trial was sent in advance, but it fell in the area of Podkamena Tunguska, it was not immediately reached, and soon the trial period expired.

Fresh number: now I go to the laboratory, ask the technician to find some old data, which he recorded in some experiment, as a result of searches the technician appears to the computer and absolutely on the machine performs the sequence of the Start-program-game.
And he looks at me frightened, and his hand on the mouse as a traitor to the homeland.
I didn’t get so bad at work :D

XX: Generally speaking, this is a terrible thing, these STs (network technologies). Here I send a message, flying an IP bag, crushing into pieces and they fly to themselves in a terribly dark space of cable or MB space to gather on the receiver, single, and each bag in the "life time" field ticking in reverse seconds. Here he is lost in the network, and a poor man is in search of his host. And he is here 3,2,1,0 and death! I did not have time. It is so sad and terrible to fly!

When it comes to not sleeping, this is:
I woke up on Monday at 7 a.m. and learned that my diploma was to be defended on Wednesday morning.
Optimistically sat down to write, interrupting for a warm shower, out 105 pages in 24 hours exactly.
Satisfied took his pre-examination at the "pre-examination", learned that 2 notes and 1 exam were not passed, and without them they will not be allowed to defend, slightly upset - I had to take it right away.
Just arrived, congratulated me on admission and returned the diploma, withdrawal of 70% and the note "what to do" sparked a feeling of disappointment and the desire to score for everything.
Still, at 21:00 on Tuesday, I sat down to write my diploma further, taking a cold shower every 2 hours. At 9 a.m. I started printing 120 pages, with breaks and refuels at 13 a.m. I was already in the audience and went with the last group for delivery.
At 5 p.m., everyone announced the estimates, by 6 p.m. the table was covered, and since they didn't want to sleep, some people said they didn't want to sleep.
Time is marked. I fell asleep at 1 p.m. and was barely able to dress up.
In the morning, the mom wakes up with expressed anxiety, I look at the clock - 15:00 and please let me sleep, because I am very tired and on Thursday there is no work))) It turns out that it is already 15:00 on Friday 8-())))))
The overall results:
He did not sleep for 65 hours.
Turn off for 39 hours.
I lost 4 kg since Monday.
Excellent Diploma
Ps write the diploma on time, it’s not worth it.)

He stopped going to women's football - they score little and the maids don't always take off...

The case was in the GKB No. 7 of Moscow.
A young surgeon, a man, leads a female chamber.
In the chamber - a young woman, who should be taken for consultation to gynecologists to make her ultrasound of the pelvic organs with a vaginal sensor (if suddenly anyone does not know, it is done this way: a condom is worn on the sensor and an ultrasound is done through the vagina).
A young doctor enters the room and says to a young woman:
“Woman, take a condom and go with me.
Why a condom? I have a spiral!

Russia is the only country in the world where the end of the world in 2012 will occur twice, in the new and the old style.

A colleague washed her hair with a horse shampoo - follow the dialogue:

Paul (16:21:10 15/01/2010)
Or maybe oats?
Irina (16:21:27 15/01/2010)
Maybe in the chest?

I call the clinic today. For a long time no one takes the telephone, and then there is such a joyful and very loud voice:
Monday is Monday!! to
I was confused. At the end of the day, they also thought about it, stumbled and gave something:
No... no... a doctor!

This is what people do the first week after the holidays.

Not so long ago I watched the NTV, news, and there was a story about the fact that the PROCESSORS registered with classmates under the photo of a sexy blonde and thus sought debtors. Everything would be nothing, but this blonde was found (a designer from Moscow), and she now demands $5 million. The rub. from the courts. Only in the Great and Powerful can it be.

CRR: There is an opinion that it is possible to interfere with drinks produced from the same type of culture. For example, you can mix vodka with beer (zlacka culture) and cognac with wine (fruit), but not the opposite. Is it so?
Slavs: Well, try mixing beer with vodka, and cognac with champagne, in the morning you will wonder why you did not die the day before.

What will you give to your vibrator on February 23?

Sexy little girl:
Where do you look at porn photos, videos of girls such smooth beautiful intimate places, just as if there was nothing grown there!!!))... What are they doing for that???! to
The McSim:
They do photoshop for that.

And you’re approaching each other... You’re a scrap... She’s a scrap...

On March 8th:
"and to congratulate women that they are women is already a hassle";

We are not like people,
The fuck knows everything, but the fuck the brain.

<Marina> body for references I give yours (by competition)
<Marina> mobile and home
<buzi> no
<buzi> no need, no certificates, I am not a doctor who would issue certificates
<buzi> let me write to you
<buzi> and in general the phone-last century
<buzi> if you give my phone as a reference, then I will create a topic at the Kharkov Forum "I will give a gift to a four-seat bajdarka, for the alloy on the Dnieper> and a tourist backpack for 400 liters and 200 bits of bushes, as well as a liquid for the incineration of fireworks and a guitar without 3 strings with a burnt bottom, as well as a tent, partially ripped" and there I will give your phone and home address and write a request to call from 12 to 4 nights, and it is better not to call and come right away and throw stones in the window.

I figured out of our people.
News on Correspondent.net "Scientists have discovered in Malaysia glass flower sucker". The first comment.
Are his lips cold?