Interestingly, it is normal when the 38-year-old pre-jurfaka puts his photo on the avatar in contact, and below is a picture of the "Student's" vaseline with the slogan "Session, as by oil".

<chh> at our office admin all cut off the ass and the power I turned off the passian "spider",Dad how embarrassed it became

Nothing so violates the rights of rodents as mice.

The case takes place in Toronto.
My friend has a puddle. It’s a big deal, with a passport.
She brought four puppies a couple of months ago: three grey and one black.
The hostess, I don’t know why, named the gray puppies Putin, Medvedev and
Harper (Steve Harper - Prime Minister of Canada), and black, of course, - Obama.
The dogs have grown, it’s time to sell. The owner issued them passports on these names and gave an announcement about the sale.
Comes on the announcement a aunt, 100% Canadian, chooses a puppy, asks, "How is his name?"
The owner is Harper.
The buyer: "But you can't call the dog that way, it's disrespectful to the prime minister!"
“If you don’t like the name, you can change your passport to any other.”
The buyer agreed, the puppy bought.
A couple of days later, the owner calls: "Oh, the puppy is so cute, so playful, so affectionate! Thank you very much!”
“Have you changed his name?”
P is“You know, I just call him Steve.”

You need to be sick, you need to be sick! What you have.
Is there a minimum weight?
3 kilograms 200 grams, doctor.

by Lika [01:38:18]
What do you do?
Isverg [01:39:01]
I do not drink.

How did you connect the separator?
and yes! Yes to! by Daaa!
And again yes!
And 300 more times. But shit, she doesn’t work. I sit on my mobile.

Attention comrades!
Beeline for the new year began sending MMS messages to its subscribers. In the message, a picture with a white bear, an inscription that 'where else is still colder' and a bunch of links to provider portals.
MMS messages are accepted by most phones automatically, a fee for this on some (and maybe all) rates.
That is, you pay for what you didn’t order and what you didn’t need.
I received about 10 rubles today.

With respect, bring your attention and draw conclusions.

A friend has dropped:
-I came to computer science today, there is a young perpod, but the fool is still that. He sits down, asks questions one by one, I feel like it’s worth... "Why, why, why?"... He briefly got me, question 10 already. Again my favorite "Why?" and I quietly under my nose "because the gladiolus".. He rattled and said, "Why didn't you immediately say that yours! Take a look!" :)

I’ll be flying to Egypt in 3 hours ?
Are you already drunk? ?
1 in the meaning?
I personally always drink before the plane)))
Are you afraid to fly?
I like to drink ?

Listen, not to the nonsense! He stumbled and stumbled. It was... hysterical!
And1y: That is, the cracks on the cover and in the middle of the laptop monitor for 60 pieces, which the boss gave me to clean the inside – is it extra hysteria?!! to

She: Do you have a car?
I : No
It is bad :-(
Do you have 4th size breasts?
She: No, because I have a car.

Two boys aged eight. After 5 minutes of studying the sludge, they ask: "What are those phones selling?"
I look, the bodies lie on the shelf, half already empty inside (dispersed into spare parts), and I ask, “Why are they you?” They are not workers."
"Nowu... We will sell the Tajiks, say the battery of the village. We will get money". I shrugged over them, gave a couple of tubes in sight.
"On, consider a gift" I thanked and left.
A good friend arrives in 15 minutes. He pulls one of these pipes and asks: “Well, there’s a battery or charging, the phone has discharged.”
And sad and funny...

Butterfly - I kissed the cat today, and he went and flirted ><
Rommi - The Prince changed his mind to become *ROFL*

Our cook in the dining room acts on the principle:"Interestingly, will they eat it?and "

If your child runs to you screaming:
"That is how! I have glass in my nose!and "

Don’t worry, maybe his nose is frozen.

Sitting on a pair, the group complains that she is sick.
I go to the lecturer.

I - Leave Marina home, she's sick.
L – And why do you care so much about Marina, isn’t it your fault sometimes that she’s sick?

I am under the blanket.)
She: What are you doing??? O_O
he: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

XXX: I thought here... well, they have these equal duties.
A woman with PMS is terrible.
A female in the army with a PMS is a shit full.
She hates everyone and has a machine.
xxx: but the machine is still fine
xxx: what if she is on duty in the bunker behind the ballistic missile launch system?
XXX: This is the fucking thing.

Omen: I am a licensed electrical system engineer studying quantum physics and psychology of emotions and ways to manipulate them. Engaged in cooking and improving his body to the Apollo standards. Working in a prestigious international company, I sit in the office at 3 p.m. and cut snowflakes out of paper.