X: (19:58:05 11/11/2009)
Do you know why a man has 12 meters of intestines?

Y: (19:58:25 11/11/2009)
and? Nao is?

X: (19:58:35 11/11/2009)
Do not burn your ass with hot tea.

Y: (19:59:01 11/11/2009)
I just got a little tea! ? ? ? ?

Which animal has four legs and one arm?
Maybe a four-legged one-handed one.
The happy pitbull.

xxx: I now do not kiss girls at all, I have an obsessive idea that each of them at least once has sucked someone's hair.

You and the men do not say goodbye to the hand (they write) and in the transportation, do not take the helmets, if you may have smaller who, and use the air more carefully, suddenly what kind of girl sneezes after this affair.

At the entrance, masks are given to visitors.
The most interesting thing is that when they go out they need to take over and the same masks are given to other visitors.

Here is the mass regime.

[18:37:41] XX: I have my mother here watch the hour of judgment
[18:37:43] XX: on television
[18:37:55] XX: I go to the kitchen
[18:38:02] XX: how do I think rjod - took asked
[18:38:07] XX: she can no longer
[18:38:12] XX: briefly told
[18:38:39] XX: a carrier at work worked with one grandmother
[18:38:54] XX: in the warehouse, special room
[18:39:31] XX: the shorter door once closed
[18:39:34] XX: and the pedestrian
[18:40:10] XX: decided shorter that this lady will climb out the window and save
[18:41:09] XX: briefly, she walked into the window and stuck there like a viper, a ass in the warehouse, a head on the street
[18:41:28] XX: and shorter this loader took her and fucked her
[18:41:43] XX: further she went to the police hit the statement
[18:42:08] XX: Mint drafted the protocol and said they went to conduct an investigative experiment
[18:43:27] XX: short came, she stuck there again, mint went out to see why she can't get out.
[18:43:45] XX: and then the shorter loader passes again, saw, closed the door and fucking again)))))
[18:44:13] XX: Short hour of judgment is the pedestrian of the campaign

My friend and girlfriend met. There and here, yesterday, he asks me to buy him condoms at the pharmacy, said he is embarrassed. I have agreed. We go to the pharmacy, there are 2 sellers, one is 40, the second is such a nice 25 years old, well, I approach the young:
I: Give me a condom of this size, please.
Do you want strawberries or bananas?
Do you prefer bananas or strawberries?
The wild rust of both sellers. Now I am afraid to go to the pharmacy.)

XXX: Fuck the whole package of condoms
YYY: EYE... in a good sense?

The best proof of the Terrible Mutations and the Environmental Catastrophe is the mole that completely swallowed 100% of artificial fur in my shoes.
Do not let God tell you so!

How much you don’t feed, the strings will strain.

Yellow ‎(0:00):
The most true sign of truth is simplicity and clarity. A lie is always complicated, fuzzy and multi-word. by L. Tolstoy

-Cherry- ‎(0:01):
And this is what the man who wrote "War and Peace" said.

Nick (w/Jabber): I came up with a punishment for the M$ sheep who invented the “Hide Extensions.”
Nick (w/Jabber): Paraffine the nostrils and place the same shaped shit and chocolate in front of it.
Nick (w/Jabber): And what he caught must be eaten to the end.

Did you know that cats mock only for humans?
She is: not true! Cats mock when they are roasted.
I :...

Garden knives
Semac called his daughter Barcelona. Barcelona Sergeevna Semak

Yandex
fucking

Yandex
His head is better not to play anymore.

Jürgen (15:23:26 11/11/2009)
Chinese scientists from the Institute of Paleontology of the University of Beijing under the leadership of Professor Changzhou Jin concluded that the intelligent man did not originate in Africa, but in China.

Thunderstorms (15:23:44 11/11/2009)
I think the Ukrainian comrades will deny them.

Scraped by:

- You heard, a decree was issued on the revival of the Institute of Regimental Capellans. Now there will be a moving church at each part.
There is a mosque in every part. For the Muslims.
- Aaga, and a moving dacan - for Buddhists.
- Ah, and for atheists - a mobile strip bar, with blackjack and prostitutes.

The child is sick. My husband comes from work:
Did the doctor come?
Yes, it was recently...
And what said? Is there a chance to do it or is there a chance to cure it?

RCX ‎(22:56): I do a typical by Terver, task:
The box contains 15 parts, of which 5 are married (33% are married!). The compiler extracted 3 details..."
Fuck, as it is familiar to the pain, this is how we car collects, only the phrases "are missing "and with closed eyes turns them into the chosen place".
by Rain (23:04)
It is bad to laugh at the poor.

When I was a kid and watched "Well, guess!", I was always a cute wolf. But I didn’t hate the rabbit at the same time, I just wanted the wolf to stop stumbling and stumbling on this disgustingly polite and frightening rodent.
But when I watched "Tom and Jerry," I always wanted the evil, evil mouse creature to be finally eaten, but the cat, though rather aggressive in some places, did not cause any negativity. The tweet about the bird twitty appeared when I didn’t watch them enough, but the effect was the same: well, I really want a small, caring sickness to be eaten by the hammered, but reckless Sylvester.
Interestingly, I don’t know anyone who would think differently.
Here and think then what lesson the affars of the multicolors wanted to teach.

She: Set me my account!
He said, “Do you have no hands?
Why do I have my hands if I have a husband?! to
Why do I have a wife when I have a hand?

History of Spam:
1st Initially, it was proposed to increase the
2nd After the idea of the whole world has increased it (even those who do not have it) came porn sites for this member to learn how to use it.
Three Then all kinds of prostitutes began to knock to try this member like on the battlefield.
4 is When by the idea you still found a girl on this member are offered to read her SMS or if she found a bigger member...