to this:
The brother has the phone of the beginner Jedi: there is such a feature-to turn off the alarm, it is enough to hold a hand over it.

Every morning I hear the following:
The awakening:
Brother (going over the phone with the hand): You don’t want to wake me up!

The Silence...
____________________________
The brand and model of the phone in the studio :)))

I am lying in the bathroom.

That’s why I love the phone.
You lie in the bathroom, the foam wrapping your body.

And water enters where no man's foot has walked.

Really did not walk.

>>> How do you treat God at all?
<<<How to "Spartacus"
>>>>? to
<<<He himself is nothing, but his fans are attached to him.

P.E.S.T (12:14:14 24/12/2009)
Recently I went to the public toilet in the park, and there was an inscription above the first point: "purification portal #1"

They say that for the new year everything always goes true... even what a whole year does not go.

My sister is a robot. Every day at 6 a.m. she hears the alarm clock, whispers, "Another 10 minutes" and cuts off. Then get out of bed in 10 minutes.

"To be in tone, you need to be in tone!"
To be waffle... I’m even afraid to imagine it...

The WOW! One hope for you. Take a look at Anna (at the same time). Our daughter is stupid, but one, and we are worried about her. She was a stubborn goat and didn’t take any warm clothes with her. to the ground, so that the stones would not sit on the ground and clothed with warmth. She still has grandchildren to give birth to us, and she is all out. Whatever you want, do a kiss/pinay only so that it doesn’t freeze. And again: with the shells there do not embrace too much - they have the swine flu there well, and if someone gets stuck seriously or dark, do not be afraid - take measures. The stuff is fraudulent.
Vova, once again expressing hope for your thoughtfulness and life experience. Come back to us, you can get Anna. The Parents.

Assume, today I take the count of the fifty-country, whom I see twice in my life. I ask: This is the line what does it do?
What is the difference to you? There is code!
What fucking thing did he really do? Then I am interested:
Why didn’t they go for a couple?
Very early, I couldn’t wake up.
It is about 3 pairs. Pepper and students.and :)

I am a hidden pedophile.! to
2 O_O
1: I drove in the bus for 2 hours, in traffic jams, and behind the younger generation of hopes, 12 years old, on the entire bus, they spoke to some people and listened to music on the phone. And I was all the way swirling, as I sweetly knocked them their phones in pink butts)))

The Comrades! I know about snow and so on!
At this time, almost all the minerals in Siberia and the Far East were handed over to China.
The military in the Urals are outraged (you can bow down on request - the Urals military expressed mistrust to Putin and Medvedev), how stupidly we were sold.
Does this not upset you? That our fucking power sells what it did not build, and fucking put on us, ordinary citizens. The news will not say this, the top of Yandex does not work.
Bring it to yourself.

From the car repair forum:

How to properly install the starter? What and how to smash?
ууу: In the manual it was written - when replacing the starter - the end to smash with a graphite. I prayed. The end was swollen and sick for a long time.

As the history of mankind shows, the hardest thing is to protect the homeland, not from strangers, but from your own.
by Yuri Tatarkin

I’m sitting in the bathroom and learning to play a lip harmonic.
I played a song from Titanic, because I can only play it so far.
Suddenly a knock on the wall and a loud cry:
“When are you going to drown?”

In a court in a small southern U.S. town, a prosecutor calls his first witness — an old grandmother — and begins the interrogation:

Miss Jones, do you know me?

I know you, Mr Williams. I knew you as a little boy and, frankly, you disappointed me very much. You lie, deceive your wife, manipulate people, and say ugliness behind their backs. You think you’re a big person because you don’t have enough brains to realize that you’re just a small bureaucrat.

The prosecutor is in shock. Not knowing what to do next, he points to the other end of the room and asks:

Mrs. Jones, do you know the lawyer?

Of course I know. I know Mr. Bradley from his young nails too. He is lazy, intolerant and has problems with alcohol. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law firm is one of the worst in our state. Not to mention that he betrayed his wife with three different women. One of them is your wife. Yes, I know him.

The lawyer is neither alive nor dead.

The judge asks both lawyers to approach him and says quietly:

If any of you, idiots, ask her if she knows me, I will
I’ll put you both on the electric chair.

At night, a fork fell out of the fridge, it froze and flowed. In the morning, the dog went to drink, stumbled on a huge pit, and her pattern was broken. Snooping, she ran to wake everyone up and explain that this was not what she did. Andrzejn

<xxx> We only have four out of work today)
<xxx> I, two programmers and an accountant
<xxx> all naturally suffer from chickenpox
<xxx> except for programmers and accountants

I study with a photographer and work in a studio. The model is a fairly relaxed girl, sitting on a chair in underwear. 7 is coming. I take another picture, showing the second photographer.
He (of the diaphragm): "Good! Only the hole needs to be opened!"
The model pushes off the trousers, revealing his "hole".
I had to take a break :)

I go by tram (Ekaterinburg)
is the conductor "front site prepare the money for the trip...." the following phrase: WHAT do you give me the money, give me the money... and rjot)))

The generation who grew up on dial-up... remember Masyanya :)
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