I am a wonderful husband to my wife. She has a lot of comments to me.

>> I’ve always been interested to see how interviews with Indian colleagues go. Recently I am increasingly convinced that they take everyone who can log in to the system...
> Yes, the others also take it. They just don’t get caught up (:

Some people say that jeans are bad pants. But no one ever explained how bad they were. People are waiting for explanations!

There are no lamps. The clarity decreases.

The Church has proposed to open a nudist beach in Crimea

xxx: in the damned hammer - "Academic tax collector". It is symbolic.
It could be funny if you didn’t work in the tax office.

Okay, when I was washing the windows, I immediately broke this special window washing pad. But now I washed the floors everywhere (and on the balcony) and broke the swab!! Stop me someone! ?
My feet are not mine tonight.

The Atandakil:
As part of the presentation, we will introduce the concept of a cat, considering it, by definition, a generator of a group of cats.

But any student who has not slept in chemistry lessons, using potassium peroxide and a number of quietly conducted home reactions with completely available substances such as peroxide and a kilogram of apples, can get potassium cyanide at home.

In Soviet times and schoolchildren were more educated, and reagents were more affordable, but something was not massively poisoned with cyanide. Maximum harmless smoke stoves from analgin, etc.

And now for the video on YouTube about this smokevuh the man was conditioned with a large fine.

Something is clearly going wrong...

However, some schoolchildren and students in the past went a little further.
Read "Tales of the old chemist"

What a prejudice

One of my favorite lectures from my teacher was:
For the first laboratory work on electronics, he collected purely "girl" groups and instead of soldering gave them nail cuts. Regardless of how quickly they determined it – at the next lecture he spent 15 minutes enthusiastically telling how “Ivanov and Petrov in turn half the laboratory tried to melt the nail. Why did you choose this specialty?”

A "child’s groups" did not try to cut nails out? or in boys from birth built-in determiner of nail cuts from the solder.

From Geektimes comments:

I’m embarrassed to admit that I like the Edge browser.
Nothing terrible. “Camping out” is now popular ;-)

In the last century, the bride had to remain impeccable before the wedding. Nowadays, it is desirable that you are not pregnant.

A woman asks an old man in the marketplace, “Why an egg?” He replied, “4 rubles for one egg.” She says, “Can I get 6 eggs for 20 rubles or do I leave?” The old man replied, “Take it, because I haven’t had a sale yet. At least I will start trading today. I have sold very little lately.”

She bought them after receiving a discount of 4 rubles and pleased as if she had received a gift, she went and sat down in her Mercedes.

Having agreed with friends to go to the restaurant, they ordered as usual a lot of excess of which remained a significant portion.

When they brought the bill of 7,400 rubles, this woman paid 8,000 and said that the donation should not be returned. It seems like the story is normal for the restaurant, but very painful for this old man. She regretted giving him 4 rubles, but actually threw out 600. Why do we have attacks of greed when it comes to really poor people?

History is real.

Is it true that Russia is buying potatoes from Israel?
It seems true.
Why don’t they grow themselves?
I do not know. Maybe the land is lacking.

From Incognito:

When I just arrived in Israel, I demanded in the store to sell me two syphilis and could not understand why the seller was red, then pale.
WOW: And what was there really meant instead of two syphilis? and ?
XX: Two towels - they sound very similar (a towel magevet, syphilis - agevet, you think the letter forgot, I too!)
Put yourself in the place of a seller to whom a girl in shorts, a maid and a horse tail enters the store and asks to sell her two syphilis. Our conversation sounded approximately like this:
I need two syphilis, please.
I have not.
I know what is, I have seen it myself.
No to me.
Yes, I say, I have seen it!
Well, let’s eat, why do you have two?! to
My mom said one for me and the other for her.
She killed me :)))

1v: She has a couple of options for August 10 for 350 UAH, for 7 nights, ultra, etc. by 5 stars
2: Duma, for 7 nights, ultra, and so on. At 5 stars you should go alone with your wife or wife. But without children. And really remember why you loved her 15 years ago. Not to sleep all the nights, to fuck, to bounce, to sing songs on the sidewalk "Gorilla pine, burned", and nihuya not to be afraid to be disappointed

A sign of time: I wait for Google or Yandex to update satellite images to check whether we have placed a fence on the country.

I have lived with a girl for a year and a half. Not once in that time she broke up with me. And here yesterday at 10 a.m. (she is on vacation, sleeping until two o’clock, t.k. I have a phone call, which causes her to wake up, looking at me with half-open sleepy eyes and wondering what time it is. I inform you that 10. "Yes, they woke up in such a morning to call!" - she is outraged and simultaneously with the tirade gives a loud ringing PUC.
Five seconds of silence. His eyes expanded from horror.
Do you know how upset I am?? to
I am not confused, ch)

If the BP comes and the zombies begin to resurrect - it is important to remember that the zombies can be killed with a shot in the head. Therefore, it is necessary to buy an army helmet in advance.

A fun parish is a church near the circus.

Voenega: Why do I think that if they were to spend that money on buying and distributing free spells, the effect would be better?

Lizardian: But first we need to tell you how to use them.
I read here how African prostitutes were taught to protect themselves by demonstrating the stretching of a condom on a cucumbers (or bananas). So the prostitutes did not stretch the condoms to the clients, but placed next to the "workplace" a cucumbers in a condom, which played the role of a protective amulet.