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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145584
 14.10.2017
Lifehack for thirsty minds, hungry for knowledge, from which shit and sticks build the product that we have today on the plate.

1) We attend the business exhibition on food technologies (it is free)
2) Enter the halls dedicated to ingredients and additives (this year there are 4 compared to last year)
3) We go to the stands and ask the managers who have jumped into the hustle: “We have a small production of cheese/bread/collapses (it needs to be emphasized). What can you offer to reduce the cost of increasing the output of products?
4) Pay attention to knowledge and get a ton of free literature in addition.

There are shortcomings. After such conversations there is a depressed state of the soul and the urge to forced anorexia.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145583
 14.10.2017
MFO: A small rural shop on the road. I went to buy a package to eat fast. I look, and they stand on the same shelf with cat and dog food. And above the shelf the inscription: "Dry feed for pets".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145582
 14.10.2017
Vegan dogs exist. And not at the initiative of strange owners, but the dogs themselves refuse to eat normal dog food, but they steam, sugar, a bag with rabbit food and crack.
What is typical, rabbits too, if not traced, from a dog or cat dish to eat meat, rats are earring!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145581
 14.10.2017
From the article on Vesti.ru - Science:
It is known that memorization and learning are associated with the formation of new interneuronal connections. It does not matter whether it is about learning a foreign language or about a dance lesson. If a reader remembers something from this text, it means that his brain has anatomically changed. The editor apologizes."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145580
 14.10.2017
I have a client, the owner of a small printing company. He is out of vacation today, comes into our office, laughs. The thing is: one and a half years ago, they gave him a beautiful large stake, he placed it on the receipt of orders and glued the explanation: "To the operator for tea." During this time, none of the clients put a penny there. And here, while the printer was on vacation, the operator changed the explanation to: "The operator for all kinds of inappropriate needs", and in two weeks the treasury filled to the edges.

I wanted to come up with a clever conclusion, but I couldn’t.



But there was a toast: “Let’s drink for literate marketing!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145579
 14.10.2017
xxx: I am going so past the stop, somewhere in front of a food barrel, on the side of it a board with a running line, which usually writes "Fruit products". And I don't know how, but something there apparently silenced, because of which the inscription on the dashboard stopped displaying normally.
xxx: in general, I go to myself, I go, I raise my eyes, in front of me with large red letters is written "THE Fruit"
XXX is unfortunate

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145578
 13.10.2017
There was an employee from the buffs named Svetlana Sokolova.
I remembered the song about the "Rose Roses aaa Svitka Sokolova aaa"...
Our employees are varying ages. They came together in the opinion that this is a certain "age test" - you know this song, then - an old man.
As a test, we ask the youngest (25 years old), did he hear this song?
Of course! We in Minyar still turn it in the DC every Friday!
The epic failure of the test)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145577
 13.10.2017
Fun from work. They call in panic. It does not print. What turned out. Two employees print on the same printer. Who called, does not fit documents on the printer. Check the print on empty. He sends again. Access to the printer-no documents. And so again. At this time, another employee prints, takes the printed, is very surprised what he printed for the hernia. He sends and takes again and is surprised again. And so three times.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145576
 13.10.2017
And then Okkam hopes out of the barber and asks:
Are there substances? What if I find?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145575
 13.10.2017
I only now paid attention to how the cartoon 4 machine prepares children for the harsh Russian reality:
They get the parts of the tank from the bottom of the pool, and the new parts, in exchange for the broken ones, are delivered to them by a helicopter.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145574
 13.10.2017
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to scare? Which universe are you from?
YYY: From this... in there and trees
xxx: An old-fashioned informal, seeing a comet approaching the Earth, seeking to spread everything to the goats, will sit in a sun lounge on some high building with a bottle of cognac, wrestle the "zoo" or "cream" and begin to enjoy a free show.
YYYY: Yes
XXX: I dream of it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145573
 13.10.2017
XXX: I got that in philosophy. I learned that the predecessor is drawn from Kant. And without knowing a single ticket, I found a few of Kant’s clever thoughts. And when he started pressing me, he put in a phrase of the kind: "and here Kant said..."
He silenced, looked closely, said:"well, at least so prepared" and set an account.

yyy: If the English-language predicate were drawn from "Kanta", it would be more fun...

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145572
 13.10.2017
I received the court decision, took the document to the administration, I say the court decision is not properly issued. I go to the court office and I get a new form. Again I go to the administration, they say that the decision forgot to put the print. I go to court, I get another document, the administration accepts it, but is carefully checked. All these actions took a month. But many insult the Russian Post because it is the most harmless organization. Try to complain to the court, at least you will fall into a crazy house.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145571
 13.10.2017
(Out of the post "Killer Fitch Vim")

If you open the file, move the cursor to the right place and start printing, then everything will happen with the text on the screen, except what the user wanted to do. A short-term panic attack, mixed with anger, will pass quickly enough, because no one has saved the file so far, so you can simply turn off the power, turn the computer back on and go for a stroll.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145570
 13.10.2017
There is only one escalator on the rise. The high-speed technician asks the passengers to get up two by two. Every 30 seconds he swirls this phrase, but at some point he can’t stand: “Whoever doesn’t get up in two is an idiot!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145569
 13.10.2017
The takeover of the Bastille 2.0, or how to frighten a European to the point.
Just news: "Greenpeace activists broke into a nuclear power plant in France and launched a salute".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145568
 13.10.2017
Vassyakin: The difference between the USSR and modern Russia: there law enforcement agencies treated thieves as enemies, and now – as competitors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145567
 13.10.2017
In the words of a friend:

- I go past the store, and gladly with him right on the ground the bomb rolls. In the name of human love, I decided to ask if everything was okay with him, yet it was no longer hot on the street. To which she received a fairy answer: "I am lying here, doing my business. And you, girl, go on.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145566
 13.10.2017
It happened in Moscow ten years ago.

I go down the street, somewhere in the area of Kiev. And I notice that in the ark of the house two men are fighting against each other.

I listen to. the buchy. One wants to go somewhere, the other stops him. And for a moment:

I look at them, the one who goes somewhere, looks across the street:

I thought you called me to drink vodka, not fuck!

And then another man, a healthy one, notices that I became an involuntary witness to a love drama. and pause. and silence. Our views met. I accelerated the step. He is his))

Do not talk to strangers!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145565
 13.10.2017
I worked as a local pediatrician. A lot of stories accumulated during the work. One of them I want to share.

I sit at the reception, after the next patient in the door moves the bearded head: "Can? " I answered, “Of course.”

A man under 180 comes in, with vegetation all over his body (since it was summer, he was dressed in a jacket and shorts), sits on a chair and is silent.

I am a man (M)

I say hello. Where is the child?

M: What is it?

I: The child where? In the corridor?

M: What kind of child?

I, slowly: where is your child with whom you came to my reception?

M. Ratseryanno: I came alone...

I am surprised: in the sense? I am a child doctor.

M: Well, I’m a kid too. I am 16 years old



After a long time, my sister laughed at me.

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