Malefica: Every time I choose a character in a game, I feel the same "weird tolerant". Because the female characters there are represented only two options - a white blonde and a black brunette. I want light skin and dark hair. In short, I always play for the bearded uncle.

XXX: Not in the dirt! No, do anything though.
Is there any milk in the pot?
Water has three states (excluding plasma): ice, water and steam. Also, milk has 4 states: milk, cream, cream, quinoa, cheese, oil, serum - some of these conditions are irreversible.
I think something is wrong with mathematics. I know 3 types of juices: apple, carrots, orange, tomato, mango.

In the bathroom with my wife.
Without sex again? How can I bleed every month?
Oh wow. This is yours, honestly.

<Rosa Kuznetsova> Grandma is ringing and speaking
<Rosa Kuznetsova> Is this YURA SANTEHNIK?? to
<Rosa Kuznetsova> I say: what???? to
<Rosa Kuznetsova> And she: THIS IS YURA SANTEHNIK fuck?
<Graf> say you’ve got the wrong number, and that’s Roxana, the wicked nurse

What can you open in a small town with a population of 50 thousand for 300 rubles?

Xxx: Beauty salon), terrible women, make beautiful women.

Zzz: In order to make terrible women beautiful, you have to open a bar.

XX: Which book to get to know the universe of Warhammer?
Yyy: Heresy of Horus
XXX: With which of the 43 books to get acquainted with Vaha?

New iPhone has a glass body

Now instead of replacing the screen, you need to replace the iPhone

Begin to understand non-verbal signals and then get a response: What did you think? I just got stuck, that’s obvious! How dare you, I am not! Oh, who are you at all, fucking foolish to think about sex with ME!!11!" A good advice, yes

Remember the classic:
How do you have such success with women?
– It’s simple, Cornet, I ask them – Madam, can you allow me to penetrate?
- Lieutenant, but you can get it by the mouth!
You can even penetrate!

That is the last thing that Prometheus is. The pioneer is out.
"Oh you can breathe here!"
"This is a terrible creature, how happy I touch it!"
Are not all horror films like that? What are the screams in the basement? Oh, blood and intestines everywhere, I mean I’m on the right path.
zzz: Astral, New One, Old Strangers, Others, Curse 2. Very good, especially because of the atmosphere.
XXX is new? Will we go into the sewer and look for a maniac?

by OMG! I just saw a new saper in Windows 10 on the monoblock. Load for 15 seconds. and brake.

The PS OMG! Also in mode "Adventure"! And "Everyday tasks"

I realized he misses Sapphire! The multiplayer! And then - MMO by motives, with the story! And then the trailer movie will finally be filmed...

At night, the cat gave me an elegant gift by putting my mouse on my pillow. I was upset when I missed the gift. She closed the room and went to the couch. I put a mouse in the morning. The whole day was offered to choose from: salad, ham, cheese, sausages. The gray creature is a trick refuses. The cat believes his mission has been accomplished. I am in the same room with the mouse I refuse.
We seem to have a new resident with a separate dwelling area.

Shabanovyt
All the research on the problem of overpopulation is paid by people interested in as many slaves and cannon meat as possible. The results are predictable and cannot be believed.
Efremov (1970, "The Time of the Bull", banned immediately after the release, did not have time to sell the print, seized from libraries): power will be seized by criminal groups, total surveillance, total brainwashing, food forgery, pandemics of diseases, the cause of which is boredom of people, the appearance of new diseases, 2 nuclear warriors...
They suspect that Efremov was...

Hardcoin
Hasn’t been able to report? You were caught, right?

From the women's publication VK:
Girls, I called the ZAGS, so my husband told me to write a divorce application you need two to come. There are no children. Why can’t one submit an application and I then sign? or how?"
The comments:
XHH: If you want me to go for you, but I do not guarantee that you will be divorced. Of course not for chocolate.)
WOW: And I can go, I'll see which man there is free, maybe I'll fit :D

Now I watched "Summer".
A legitimate question arose: maybe none of the vampire characters can read the main heroine's thoughts because of her banal lack of brains? and ;)

People who claim their ability to communicate with the dead and make money from it actually know how to communicate with the living.

I work as a sanitary. Once he got sick, in the right side of the stomach, a severe pain began. I went to the doctors, it turned out, I have cholecystitis (a problem with the gallbladder). The doctor prescribed hundreds of drugs, and demanded to buy everything in an obligatory order, and in a particular pharmacy, where "there are no counterfeits." I bought, spent thousands and eight, and then suffered for a few weeks. One medicine should be drunk an hour before a meal, another - during it, the third after half an hour, the fourth - after the toilet, the fifth before bed, the sixth immediately after waking up, and so on. I just got caught up in those tubes and bubbles, not to mention that they’ve eaten a lot of shell in my budget. By chance, my parents, with whom I live, came to know an old doctor. I, of course, like all patients when seeing a doctor, began to ask her about cholecystitis, how to treat, and so on. Of course, I took all my pills. Seeing it, she only laughed: 90 percent of these mega-drugs turned out to be banal bioadditives, not even drugs. As a fool, I didn’t look at it. However, if I looked at it, I would think: the doctor is more visible. As a result, from the entire battery, I left a couple of tubes of choleretic and No-shpa bubbles in case of exacerbation of the disease... At the next visit to the doctor, I asked her about this situation. That was a long time off, but eventually admitted: well, I have a percentage of it! I have to live, to say. She needs to live, but I don’t.
I decided not to scandal, I, after all, the worker, we are often offended. One more, one less, six months have passed since then. Once I was called to the house - the owners had a crane flowing in the kitchen, afraid to pour the neighbors. I come and see the same doctor. She didn’t recognize me, because hundreds of people passed by. Well, here I got rid of it: instead of replacing the stitch, I demanded urgently to change the knee, the mixer, I wrote her a whole list of slanges, which are there on the side of the stitch and are not needed at all. My aunt, scared, recorded everything carefully. He said to her, You buy the goods, and I will deliver them to you. I came back, changed the pad, installed the mixer, and everything else was left to lie. The aunt, who watched the whole process closely, asks me: why did you not put this and that phone? What is this detail for?
“Yes,” I say, “I asked you to buy it because I have contact in that store, and the percentage is offset to me.
The doctor was upset by such greed, and she was about to open her mouth again, as I say to her: Well, just as you do with patients, so do I... What are the claims?
I don't know if she remembered me at that moment, or what, but silently, as water in her mouth got, only the eyebrows run away.
- Okay, - I say at the end, - give me this barrel, I will buy it at your store price.
The aunt stood up looking for a check, but suddenly returned to the place, sat down - and is silent. Whether she realized her own guilt, or something else, but obviously she was very upset at that moment. I left, and she finally said to me, “Sorry, young man.”
These are things.

In Moscow, the year of the city of Saratov was spent on the celebration of the day of the city.

Alexander: I have the feeling that no matter what I say, in this chat, somebody will start to fuck.
Tagged: say
Mother washed Ram.
I am fucking fucking! Better to find a grandmother than to carry any shit.

From a discussion of a man who writes unclearly and vague:

xxx: I do not know whether he is taking the substances or, on the contrary, does not take the substances that the doctor has prescribed.

Chimera: I was covered with chicken breasts
Chimera: the skin
Chimera: the goose