- Tell me warm words, well there is hot tea, pled.
The Inquisition, Hell and Evil.
Will come down?

Today in the store I open the refrigerator, and there is warm.

Here is all about the found iPhones and other no less cheap phones...
Please devote 20 seconds to me, maybe I can help a man... walked in the courtyards of the 12th park in the area of the lower first of May (Moscow), came out of the house and accidentally frightened a man. Guy, scare that I was scared, I didn't want to do you anything wrong, I ran for my business, but you ran away and wrecked your Samsung (like in a boomer, with a cover.
2 five five 2 seven 2 seven 2
thank you.

I am a luzer, my bull has escaped.
Be a man, catch and kill.

In the corporate chat:

What kind of shit left Sudoku in the toilet? The programmer has not been out for half an hour! Outside the line!

Oh, such frosts disappear, and there is no German under Moscow.

It is cold at home. On the street, too. I went to check out “how cold it is.” Naturally, we are warmly dressed, because “at the request of the HVAC, all heating devices must be turned off.” They go to a neighbor – one of the class of former soldiers, with a voice stopping the tank. It comes out in a swimsuit and swimsuit. Master of Joko, a bit like this:
Do you pretend to be cold?
The neighbor cries:
No I boast! I am so hot that I wear an asbestos suit!
The lovers silenced. Walking around his apartment, I hear the voice of the same master:
This cottage does not give!
The cottage? The neighbor stumbles. I’ll show you a catch!
I hear the thump, the master's timid attempts to say something, the noise of the open hot water in the neighbor's bathroom and his roar:
When it’s hot, you will say.
A few seconds later, the master stumbled. After a few more, I woke up. Then he grumbled. A few seconds later, a neighbor picked him up and cried:
Do you mean that the boiler in the crane gives boiling water and in the battery cold? Go to the basement and fix it.
The apartments are warmer. But in the soul...

In 1942, Japanese Emperor Hirohito, admired by the courage of German assault aircraft pilot Hans Rudel, gave him a real samurai sword. Rudel, being a man extraordinary and talented to sink 2 cruisers, found the imperial gift application: he made a slit in the bottom of his picking bomber, and inserted a sword into it, as he flew on a shaving flight over the enemy infantry column. In one campaign he managed to destroy in half to half a hundred enemy soldiers.
p.s Hansa was shot down 32 times, and it is believed that all these times he struck with a sword on the strong skull of a Soviet striker, after which a German combat machine was digged with its nose into the ground.

You read the short contents of my husband's dream.

Did you read today?
I think the next survey on Bibi’s will be: Are there bears walking in your street? Options of answers:
1 Going
2. do not go
I am a bear myself.

to this:

HHH: what is the PFC today =(
YYY: What is that?
xxx: Yes, the girl invited herself after a couple, and I have a fucking socks on my left leg =(
Tagged: xDDDDD
XXX: The fuck is not roasted!
I laughed xD
PS: You are the type! =) is
xxx: I'm not to blame that he broke up, and this was the last pair =(
I bought 5 pairs now.
Tagged: xDDD
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Oh, youth... The broken socks were the cause of a broken shirt... Shoes had to be asked without getting broken, and then removed together with the socks in bed. Study as a Student (C)

A lecture on sociology.
Man is raised by the environment.
And Friday is corrupting.

What do you do every night?
We drink
What every night?
Sometimes we don’t wait for the evening.

Arnold Schwarzenegger on Twitter posted a link to a photo where he is communicating with some guy with a rather serious look. I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle

denages (20:57:39 14/12/2009)
For the first course in the universe, I already mastered the technique of reading diagonally through a line.

bysinka_sof (20:57:52 14/12/2009)
Yes??

by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by
and how?

denages (20:58:02 14/12/2009)
in 20 minutes 40 pages of text to read this indicator

bysinka_sof (20:58:20 14/12/2009)
And what, do you understand?

denages (20:58:32 14/12/2009)
This is another secret technique.
I have not won it yet.

X: And my friend quit smoking, now he doesn’t buy cigarettes...
I only smoke my own.

AC1D : VKontakte is evil!
Ivan: What is it?
AC1D : Prikyn, yesterday visited the department... draft a protocol... question: Family status?
AC1D : I take and answer "In active search"
I have to do it 😉
AC1D : For a long time I could not understand what the sergeant under the table useful)))

In the afternoon -30..31, in the night before -42.. global warming at its height.

Torwald: yes, I worked in the morge)))
We sit at Defoe.
We work together
She was with whom.
They brought meat like pork.
I cooked fresh meals and invited everyone.
She doesn’t own her own cattle.
Here is the village...
Everyone knows everything and remembers that no one has cut pigs in the days.
Someone came from the table and asked where they were.
I’m going to go "to work"...
I myself then understood why half of the people were fleeing.)

In the pharmacy:
Approaches the shelf boyfriend (P), can not explain what he needs for a long time, as a result, he calls someone, and stretches the tube to the pharmacist (A)
A: Yes, well, there is...
He gets everything he ordered and gives it to the man.
Q: Did you say nothing else to buy?
Yes, buy bread at home.

I am in the tram, next to me a girl speaks on the phone. The conductor approaches, patiently waits a little, then begins to scream: Girl, pay in the beginning, and then talk at least 3 hours!! The girl in the phone: wait, I will cry, or they are talking to me here. The sound sounded loud...