XHH: When I read the Metro, it became like it wasn’t.
Are you afraid to come in now?
HH: No, go out, and now I’m going to work there...

The municipality is admirable.
Next to the A4 page, I quote:

Happy New Year 2010!

For the New Year, friends, accept
The word of love,
Remove the burden from your soul,
Cover the housing debt.

The Rebel
The Chinese are burning again. Instructions to their receiver "the sound will scratch if you take the receiver away from the station" :-)

The DVD seller says:

It was long ago, 6 years ago.

Once the body comes to me, a man, whispered by some kind of sugar, unclean, calls me with a gesture (nervously somehow) and almost in the ear says to me with a whisper:

Do you have a "square"?

I did not hear, but in all appearance it became clear that he wanted porn, I have a blind eye, well, I think: it's just embarrassing)))

I get him from underneath the shelf the most deadly "shpshshshshstw" Laughing
He quickly and nervously grabs the first cassette, then sharply and crazily throws it on the shelf and rushes to the whole store!.....That's WHAT FOR BADY I WOULD HAVE A CHEBURAŞKA!!!!!!!!!!!! to

The employee was granted the rights.

Exit SMS 14:26 : Katya calls us urgently to the office. In Novosibirsk it is better not to go, the traffic jams are huge.

Incoming SMS 15:57 : Where this Novosibirsk I have been looking for it for more than an hour and can not find what to go around.

-=Gb Johnny
Dr. Holt Hansen of the University of Copenhagen after many years of research came to the conclusion that to get the maximum pleasure from beer, you should drink strong dark varieties only under music of high tone, and light light varieties - under melodies on low tones.
-=Gb Johnny
I guess what the years of research have been.

Interestingly, when you pretend in the bus that you have not noticed a friend standing nearby, does he understand it?
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He thinks the same at this time.

I will never forget how during the last election company, the fun agitators-disruptors glued before the house on the fence the huge word X%Y from the leaflets of "United Russia".

The people do not want to live! But he survives.
We have survived at least 5 ends of the world!
1999 - type 666 the same (well reversed, so that's even worse!)
2000 - New Millennium, Greetings to the Antichrist and others
2001 - ah no, this is the first millennium, we are dating from one point to the other, sorry, antichrist, now salute!
2002 is the mirror year. 20 of 02!This is a sign!
2007-2008 - a group of wanderers authoritatively stated that everyone was pinky, buried under the ground and barely rested there themselves.

2012 - Well, the end of the world, the Mayan calendar is over!(Who used it the most?)

At this rate, the cockroaches will survive.

to this:
In the comments to the video (literally):
The guy doesn't lie plays correctly the chords holds correctly and so that the sound was better plays special stuff because sometimes the fingers are very difficult and even painful to play I understand this myself 8th year on the guitar I study
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Surgeons also want the cut of the norm was cut by a special thing because the fingers can not be cut I will understand this 10th year of the operation I spend.

Mommy told me:
They have a aunt at work, especially the intelligence is not different=) She comes out like a sms said "Mom I am in trouble kick 900r on this number"..well she thinks what a fuck, calls the son, well he naturally says what a divorce.She, not long thinking, sends the divorce sms "Go logh elsewhere look for".
The rocks are where they should be sought.

to this:

Have you ever tried a snow cubic?
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Thanks for the affair!! For the first time in a few months, I smiled with my brain, not my mouth!

I wanted a shirt for 160.
Murleska: Husband was willing to sell the car to buy it
SBP: Protecting
So is my car.

KRAY - ZEMLI
The Chinese spade after the first attempt to dig the ground:
[Image of a curved lap]

ZUSS
And there was a beautiful slide.

KRAY - ZEMLI
I suspect, when trying to pull, the pull is transformed again into a spade. and :-)

by gae13
This is very convenient, 2 in 1.

Stones on YouTube:

This is called gay xenon. Gay Xenon - because when with such light go to the meeting, you want to shout "Pidaras, adjust the lighting!".

So it happened that my brother and I studied in the same class... My brother has a record in the diary: “Dear parents, your daughter is breaking discipline! And she doesn’t have a diary!"

EL: Yes you are what! I am a mathematician. A mathematician will never have disorderly sex. In mathematics, all sexual relationships are strictly ordered.

We sit somehow with Dimon after training at his home, drink a mineral, look at the box. Here from the bathroom returns Yulka, stops at the door and asks:
Can I sit here naked?
Of course I was a bit surprised. Who knows what their order is. In general, I did not object. I look at Demon, his eyes are like this, and he stretches:
What? what? O_O
Yula repeats:
Can I dry my head?

by Kain_2551
I remembered.
In 1-2 classes I lived in a room with guys with whom relationships were difficult. different people though.
and shorter.
When we cooked the pellets, we counted them before we put them in the water.
There was a Demo-Peelman
This is the peel which was tried during cooking to determine whether it is ready or not.
Exactly one. If 1 time failed, then all the other demo pellets were deducted from the portion of the cooker.

Change of status:
8:30 am - am I a trembling creature, or a human being and have the right to start my day without coffee?? to
8:45 am I am trembling.