DeathAngel: I want to get a new look at the NH, even a verse sent to Santa Claus

DeathAngel: Good Father Christmas Give GeForce

kaffko: and in general I will advise you to ask in a more categorical form... for example... old and gray Gandon fit me a radion

Kaffko: Well, this is a goo version...in the edition of Schnurov

I go with my husband in the car. Going out of the courtyard to the main. He first looks in the mirror, turns around and only then rolls out on the road.
Why are you turning around, you can see in the mirror.
Remember, the mirrors do not reflect.

Are all of them fucking fucking?
I go to our, and he pulls his hair out of his nose and cries to himself! Bring them to the ambulance.

The Bourgeois Forum:
Gregox:...and passed by this in the vassal Moscow.
Google was unable to translate, what is it?
gregox: It's slang, Google is not able to translate.
admin: I love Russia, but if you continue posting in Russian slang I will delete this topic.
gregox: she forgot to ask the pindo (Yes of course, sorry.)

XXX: Jehovah’s Witnesses came to me today.
Higher education is written on the forehead.I argued with them a little,
They promised to bring the Bible and perform a miracle on Monday.
I’ll look at him if I open the door.
YYY: They also went to the Kosta
And where did he send them?I hope to church, not further.
YYY: No, it was two years ago, when he was just starting philosophy lectures, they themselves fled.

It was a bad idea to light a car at a speed of 180 dps on the ring.

I don’t know what headsets to buy.
Take the vacuum.
I don’t have a vacuum in my ears.
You are stronger, and you are stronger, and you are stronger.
I am so hurt (
The first time is always painful!!!

Yesterday I did lessons with my son and for every mistake I forced him to squeeze.
If he grows stupid, he will at least be strong.

Please add the button "so you need *jay!"

Ell: Loša... Okay, you can look... I’m just asking... For the drummer, the sense of rhythm is important, not the size of the chest...

Nothing limits the imagination of a programmer as much as a compiler.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
xxx: said 4 people can
xxx: it was oyaeb, such a group got
The xxx:
1) I am
A guy who never talks to anyone and never takes off his headphones.
3) Emo gay
4) Trey Black Mitolizd Who Also Has Everything
xxx: and I alone took 20 measurements from Geiger's counter
xxx: in measurements revealed that the emo gay radiates the most of all, and the guy in the headphones radiates nothing, I think he is a mannequin. And the third mythology emitted nothing but the sling notes.

In Kemerovo, the toughest taxi drivers, on the face of -28, and he bought ice cream and stood eating near the car of the fox

xxx (13:46): And behind my window the snow rolls and the dams swim in the pond, romance...
xxx (13:47): go to eat something...

The dogs are sold.
I am in the server room, the door is open. The seller comes in.
What is it "
I: The server
Q: Is there any radiation?
I : I have!
Q: Is it serious?
I: I am serious.
Q: What is it threatening?
I: There will be no children.
Q: What do you measure?
I point to the controller from the candidian, and on it a thermometer of 18 degrees shows...
I: here you see 18 it is not deadly yet and it will be 20 all consider fucking...
I did not notice how he escaped from the server.

I go to sleep with my wife. She is reading.
Turn off the lights, it’s time to sleep.
Wife is.
I: Plya, you have been waiting for half an hour "". I turn off myself.
I blown on the light bulb, as if I was trying to squeeze it and it was at this moment that she burned up=)))) The wife’s eyes should have been seen...

XXX: Where are you missing?
I am hiding from my neighbors.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: When I turned on my Tesla coil, I didn’t take into account that the grounding in the house was done, as always, on the battery.

Tactical advice in one shooter:
Direct and precise strikes in the head confuse your enemy!

Life gave such a crack that it stopped flowing unnoticed.

I watch the Czech TV news. The journalist with an excited voice reports that in Lovositz found a barracks where the Vietnamese kept pigs and sometimes one of them brutally killed with a knife for their restaurant. He continues with a warm voice:
There were 10 unfortunate animals. Expected to arrive
Specialists from the meat combination that will eliminate them.
Hold on pigs! Release soon!