The girl I just started to talk to yesterday said.

She -"I with you men offer you a girl to divorce like two fingers...".
What are you talking about?"
She -"I am about myself!"

Prehistory: a young man disappeared, did not respond to calls, dropped or was outside the network access zone. Thro the day, the girl in the squad was all out. Detailed descriptions of the planned massacre and angry messages to heaven are not even worth mentioning. Finally he found. Love, comrades, is a terrible force.
xxx (23:40:03 10/12/2009)
Fuck the shit.
xxx (23:40:06 10/12/2009)
was found.
xxx (23:40:27 10/12/2009)
In the mouth.
xxx (23:41:53 10/12/2009)
This is shit people!!! to
xxx (23:45:18 10/12/2009)
I am breaking something!! to
xxx (23:49:07 10/12/2009)
We need to strike a battle row.
xxx (23:49:26 10/12/2009)
Cook the cakes for him. The dog will be hungry.

We live in difficult times! The upper are addicts, the lower are alkashi, and the middle class is addicted to the Internet!! to

I go to the surgeon with my leg in the plaster.
Doc: What do you have?
I: The breakup of Achilles
What did he?
Danced
What did he dance?
Jumping
Is it how?
Do you dance?

Today in St. Petersburg:
I walk on a rather dark street, in the evening, I rush. In front of her is a girl, behind her, 5-6 meters young man (mph). The girl (d) turns sharply and there is a dialogue:
Q: Why are you pursuing me? 10 minutes after me!
MCH: What did you take, I am going home at all!
I think you’re going like you want to rape me!
Yes, I don't have time to rape you - there hockey in 10 minutes starts, and I have 4 quarters to go home! And he begins to leave...

I have not seen such a sad face in girls for a long time.

Comments on the photo in contact:

Maxim Underwater Usmansky
13 October 2009 at 23:34
Naturally, there will be enough of one photograph on which my gaze will glide carefully absorbing every curve of this perfection.

Daniel Boss wrote
9 November 2009 at 0:59
Sissy is

Response from Vladivostok to:
This was in the news about Vladivostok.
On the fourth day, I don’t know what happens on the roads. Show traffic jams, and a smiling girl driving a jeep: "Here I am 5 kilometers from home before work. 3 hours ago"
You can walk steadily in an hour!
They cried, cried, but continued to fuck the cactus.
*************
This is precisely what to add - because the situation on the sidewalks is even worse than on the roads in 5 minutes of walking you can load up to 5 times (tested on bitter experience), and the central part of the city - also wet to the thread, because everything is overwhelmed with dirty snow on the knee, it is not time to get away. And for girls to go - it is generally a pack full, I regret them - especially our guide - you go, and below the abyss of 4 meters - you can easily slide down and through the laundry down... And in public transport - so half removed due to the heroic situation on the roads, and in the buses complete anarchy. So if you want to get there, you get into the car. And because of the cars can’t get rid of all this shit in time. Therefore, we are collecting signatures for the removal of the administration and the mayor.
This is a fucking recursion on the example of our local government. Bring it somewhere, or it’s really crazy.

If laziness is the engine of progress, then I am probably the eternal engine.

Now watched news on NTV:"In his first flight came out the world's largest cruise ship "Oasis""
by *****
I have a feeling of dejave...

XXX: Come in where you came out!
Go yourself in the ass!! to

Dr. Aybolit had a brother, the pathologist Ayumer.
YYYY : )
yyy: as well as traumatologist - Ahrustitis, dentist - Aydasplyun, gynecologist - Moydodyr?
xxx: proctologist Aydadad
yyy: and the sanitary Вотбля

Thanks for the third number! It was very interesting to read. Among the shortcomings I would like to point out the presence of speech and lexical errors. Tell me, Sergey, do you have an expert who performs the final linguistic editing of the text before signing the number in print?
Why do we have no jizz? O_O

How are you? and )
10th class, lesson of literature, note in the diary:
"Agressively murmured on the teacher!"

My girlfriend thinks I should be more curious... at least, so it’s written in her diary.

Max (11:02:14 22/12/2009)
What kind of salad will you eat?

If you have already started licking a man, then please reach him to the end!

There was some kind of work: to route the grid and assign network names to printers by office numbers. Worked as a "boy on call" - people are troubled - they call, complain - you go to them to the office and decide. 150 PCs and 370 Macintosh. It was all located in a 3-story building and it was lazy to run from the office to your office. The solution was found.
You send to the printer to print 500 clean sheets and wait for the call: "we've broken the printer - chases the clean sheets unstoppably!!!". Ask the office number and give the name :)

The old-age son of the oligarch at night calls in hysteria the papika on Corsica:
Father, give it up... full shit! I need a lot of babble!
What’s wrong with you, Eblan?
- Girlfriend in the third month... The last period when you can still abortion
to do!
Is that all?! to
Another house was burned on Rublevka during a party.
(Silence in the Telephone)
Congratulations, only a tree remains.
to scratch!! to

From the forum:

Three years ago I was eight...I tune her a little...But it’s not about that...
With my wife for the New Year, we drove through the garden ring (centre of Moscow) for a test... Precisely, we didn’t drive, but pushed in a wild traffic jams((( Here, a car moved in front of me. I’m behind her... I feel a blow from behind... I think it’s all shit, an accident... I’m out. Behind is a Toyota minivan, behind the wheel a sympathetic brunette... I look caught, but not very much... She asks: I knocked you? I say yes. They went out and looked. Her bump scratched, I have nothing (bumpers in armor teeth). Okay well. Sit down, go on... Back the blow... Again she! Again, the same thing, the flow of her bumper broke... GAI didn’t start calling... I sit down, I don’t have time to touch. The blow!! I go out. Next to me is a man on the 99th model and roaring to tears.... ))) He tells me that I would be rebuilt from a row in front of him, but this lady will get me to death))) Rebuilt... the lady has a space))) And she took advantage of them... gas in the floor and here she is already stuck in the ass of the new Mercedes S class))) We and my wife were crying)))

The dress code in the office:
I am a Sisodmin in the company I always walk strictly in a tie, smooth pants and shirts. Despite the fact that I spend the whole day under the table with the cable in my teeth... but here our designer is walking in free and not embarrassing clothes... I will wash me somewhere fucking...