Pythagore's pants are equal on all sides.
WOUW: In the Onotoleja vest weathers the stopping disk

We sit on a pair on philosophy, we write down some worldview questions, the prede (woman) conducts a dialogue with us, writing down the first question, begins about the following:
Imagine the primitive man who killed a mammoth, ate, set fire in the cave, went out and looked up at the sky, the stars, what do you think he thought?
Group - what is there?and :)
Prepod - well, this would be thought by the primitive man, but what would a man of the 21st century think?
The same group - what am I doing in the cave??? O_O

It even hurt afterwards :)

It is about disassembling the cartridge for the Canon copier.
XXX: It is as if it was made to build the human race: "What, fox, is just two hands?"?" and

Protocol of the Department Meeting
About the new wage system.
They decided to reconcile.

From the car website:

Help the guys! I urgently need 4 Mini Cooper cars with a personal driver!!! to
Will you ride an elephant on rolls?

Leo: In short, I am sitting now in the room, I hear the neighbor's door opened, I look into the corridor, I hear him in the toilet, I went to him in the room (light is turned off) and under the bed went down )) He comes, goes to bed, and I pull out my hand from under the bed and catch his leg )) Yopt, such a scream "My God!" I haven't heard it for a long time )
Glad he went to the bathroom before that 😉

It is not difficult to find one of a thousand, it is difficult to find one of a thousand.

In our village, a father of a large family went to the city for business and bought toys to five children - a gun, a machine, a machine, etc.
Naturally, a dispute broke out - who gets what - scream, noise, gam.
Tired of the noise, buy them the same toys the next time.
On the next arrival from the city, my father brought five perfectly identical, beautiful, magnificent BRAbanos!

Lectures on Philosophy. The Prep:
No science can make a man happy.
A voice from the audience:
Apart from chemistry.

I come from work, tired, though of silence and peace.

In the kitchen, the mommy is cooking, the TV is unrealistic.
I’m sure she didn’t hear me come.
I have a topic to talk, I go to the kitchen, I take the controller, I am going to silence...
Mom, without turning around and screaming the TV:
It doesn’t work louder, I’ve already tried it!

I forgot what I wanted to talk about...

HaMopoZe ©

The user of tretianogappiska lively amused on the site c 04.03.2009
Cause of mutant

Remembering that women love with their ears, my husband decided to arrange for me a session of "verbal love". It happened at the moment of the embrace.
You are so beautiful, you are so gentle, you are so fragile, you are so beautiful.
The end of the phrase hanged in the air, as at this moment the surprise for a fraction of a second was distracted by the advertisement of the famous film on the nearby TV. Upon returning to me, Andrei at the exhalation with affection completed a compliment:
Godzilla a...

1: Prikin, the partner of Korku told - in the morning to work he was going, saw some kind of shit in the bus. Speaks, bald, in the goats, clearly from the wild beard, and in the playlist for the entire bus opera some classical oret xD )))
2: Go to Nashville
1 of 1?
That fucking I was...

Skorpion04: I found on e-mail a link to the article "scientists found out how to fight the law of deceit"
The link does not open.
The law of deceit...

2 adults of male sex.
Fuck, I’m ashamed, I’m an Elf of the 80’s level.
Okay, I am an elf.

xxx:Today I understood what a gesture is when you come to your grandmother on the clothes, and she plays progressive alpha metal from the built-in radio
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My grandmother had a built-in radio.

Conversation on Religion:
What can you say about the Apostle Peter?
He stood at the gate of heaven.

Yeshua and Yeshua :)

Toy: Now they are psychedelic, and in my childhood, Soviet cartoons were GOOD!

Young people who are disappointed in girls... I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t argue about mat. I cook well, study in a prestigious university, work in specialty. I don’t tolerate glamorous things, I don’t watch the series, I don’t joke with “sweet” things. I am learning to program in PHP. Not registered in SSC. The networks. I don’t talk, I don’t tell, I don’t lie. I dress according to the weather, I believe that the guy must decide whether he will pay for me or not.

So here...

I am married.

And all because while you were running after the glamorous sturgeons that threw you, and crying in the bore, which you were deceived by the wicked female race, one young man quietly cared for a modest girl from the community.

XXX is
I was awakened by the sanitary technicians....) it turns out that my closet is just super - I have doors except for the toilet nowhere, there is nowhere to remove the dog - the dog is in the closet.)

YYYY
Is the dog in the closet there?? to

XXX is
The sanitary when the closet was swallowed.