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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22648
 18.11.2009
And for us in the universe, the prede on the board painted a four-dimensional space. At the same time, everything turned out to be very clear and understandable... Now I begin to understand where I got...

[ + 81 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22647
 18.11.2009
XXX: How are you and Anton? I would kill!
Oh what is it? - Invited guests, asked "to buy in the pharmacy something for tea"...guess what he did?
Amy, are there any options? and :)
He is a hematogen!! to
YYY: I do not understand *DONT_KNOW*
She sent him to the pharmacy to buy something for tea.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you want to buy a hematogen too???:D
No, I would buy tea.
xxx: - * rofl *
We even sell discs in pharmacies.
xxx: I have gone.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №22646
 18.11.2009
The crisis of self-realization is when you are offered to put your next idea in your ass. And you can’t do it anymore, because you already have an entire patent office there, and nothing else can fit in.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22645
 18.11.2009
XXX: Rise up
But not awakened.
I’ll go for a coffee, maybe...
yyy: if you take half a bowl of coffee, pour it into a large bowl, pour it into boiling water, and then drink it all in a row, then from the dose of caffeine you will not only be happy, but you will wake up and want to work.
XXX is a lie
I do not want :)
yyy: and that’s why lazy people turn their nose before coffee, which is called soluble coffee.
They would only have a barista, on the sand and only in the Turkish, so that a beautiful Gypsies sing something under the guitar.
Then, he said, it is coffee. But there is no such coffee, and that is why the lazy people are crazy until lunch.

[ + 127 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22644
 18.11.2009
After several years of reading BOR, I have so mature questions... to the grandmothers... that is, to the women. Or maybe I've lived in the world for 30 years and all, fool, I don't understand something?
A) the Why not give it to your husband/girlfriend? Is it bad when he sticks to you because he wants something? I thought, should I be happy that he can... or is the process not pleasant? And if he is not pleased with him, then fucking get married?
and b) Beer is delicious! I and all my friends love it. Why is it bad for a man to drink beer? And that, with him not to drink together - from women expelled?! to
Why should a man be angry when he is watching porn? It seems to be the opposite good if he is in the process of learning? You can then demand a visual demonstration of what you have learned... let it apply the knowledge in practice!
In general, I think I missed something in female education... Enlighten the dark fool! Sorry for the UG!

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22643
 18.11.2009
My mom has burned! I sit in the room and she says:
Son, will you eat?
Oh yes mom!
Go to prepare!
O_O

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22642
 18.11.2009
Please don’t write any more of that!!! to
I got the charge, and it really was ebony o_o

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22641
 18.11.2009
XXX is
How would you like to celebrate Day of Tolerance?
YYYY
Lying on the Kuznetsov applicator)))
On the Day of Tolerance, the best celebration is to be patient.
YYYY
You can put a naked person next to you.
YYYY
Lie down and be patient 😉
XXX is
Oh, and I want to... xD

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №22640
 18.11.2009
The fire is more fun.
*** by
(The Girl Without Complex)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №22639
 18.11.2009
The reliability of the electronic system of Russian elections has been brought to perfection; all data can now be entered from one computer.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22638
 18.11.2009
xxx: the predecessor in our practice, approached the table of Mendeleev hanging on the wall. Tychet in Md (Mendelevius) "Look, we have Medvedev! And Putin (Pu) This is Arshavin!" (Ar)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22637
 18.11.2009
XXX: Whose brother and wife to give him to the ND I do not know.
Give a Gift :D
xxx thank you)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №22636
 18.11.2009
I’m going to get a Google Wave!
They will give me!
The Fucks! You have won!

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №22635
 18.11.2009
From the sex forum:

cthltxybr
The woman in pop does not give! I want to try it...who can help?

ashur
I can help my wife.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22634
 18.11.2009
XXX is
my mom took my charge yesterday (( I'm happy I'll die fuck

YYYY
Do you discharge? xd

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №22633
 18.11.2009
B U Y V O L: Crazy guys, who has a program to compress music on Samsung?
Kolyanich: GOST 22-17,94, specific compression 24kg
B U Y V O L: Hi, chats wrote me about the program on Samsung for compression?
Kolyanich: I’m telling you that I have... you can compress your Samsung with all the music and pictures. They press "mama do not burn".
B U Y V O L: Please take me off.
From the balcony?
B U Y V O L: There is no speaker here
kolyanich: Tissues are a sliding tool for stationary fixing parts when they are processed... It’s a joke!
B U U V O L: ha ha, you have this program, I don’t understand it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22632
 18.11.2009
SANDRO_Rikimary
Wow, it was such a joke. Karoche opened a new pharmacy next to the universe, and my comrade and I decided to go for fun to see what was there and how. We approach the building and there such a sign is big "All that a student needs". We go in, look at the goods and here my comrade is like a whistleblower: "Fuck, there is everything a student needs here, even Pills from WOW!!!11" I fit and the truth on the packaging WOW is written. I looked at it, and this is a box from Dr. Mom up the legs =(

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22631
 18.11.2009
I watch somehow "Muhhtar" on NTV. There on the plot Mint chases a suspect on a car (a suspect on a motorcycle). In the frame comes a steering wheel, on which the emblem of the Automobile is proudly adorned. I think this is an example of non-obsessive advertising. After 5 seconds, the car will stumble, and it appears that it is not going to start.
Give honest advertising on TV!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №22630
 18.11.2009
Thank you BOR, a good community helped download the necessary things from several sites!
Do not forget:
Login – Password
QWERTY - QWERTY
3) Bash1234 - BashOrgRu123
Modern45 – Talking45
BashOrgRu - Bash1234

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №22629
 18.11.2009
Fuck, please tell me what the cat would do if he looked in his eyes and repeated meow silently???? Or to check out.

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