Enky: this, buy sugar, plush
yeg: well
How gently you called me this time.
Yeg: This

On the second day they turn off the lights for the evening... washing with candles is fun, dinner with candles is romantic, but the toilet with candles is shit...
I almost burned the mud... The toilet paper burned, and then quickly my hands, my hair. It’s the fucking... which as it extinguished... went fucking - came out bald and stinking and evil

Support for subscribers:

Subscriber: Hello girl, I have a problem here, I can’t activate the card.
How do you activate it?
I turn on the phone and call.
Operator: What are you recruiting?
Subscriber: The secret code of the card.
What does the system tell you?
Subject: What kind of system? Firefighters are responding.

I love dating sites and those cute people who are looking for their love there. In his questionnaire, the guy writes:
Your education, the Institute:
2 Higher
I love sex:
The mutual desire. In the ecstasy eyes of the partner
It’s like cucumbers in salt, what?! to

ILex: But the elderly will haunt you - cursed!
Let’s put a curse under the door.

Here you say, girls engage in relationships with rich, beautiful, smart and are conducted on bats and cars. Guys, in my 20s, I have been travelling for 6 years, dancing, keeping my body in the Spartan order, I am a student of the jurfak of oil and gas, a project manager in insurance, I have been engaged in theater for 9 years, in the prospect of buying a really expensive car. The fact that my parents didn’t help me, I don’t think it’s worth talking. I don’t have a permanent relationship because we have fun, and then they go from me to those who don’t have half of what I have material, but have a thousand times more important love. They don’t look for what ‘girls’ are doing, they just love and care about them. As a result, they get at the exit of the closest and most faithful person.
Take care of love, friends. Everything else will apply."

+ picnics
I am 22 years old) I live alone, my business, my parents did not help either. I drive a car worth 62,000. North American rubles, there is a motto. I do not deny myself anything.
And now it’s been about three years (since I left the job), stupid one. All relationships are very one-time. Of my ex married so much that ppc) And most often on managers, who just have time to make the girl happy. The problem is that everyone needs money. Those who are really looking for them are just prostitutes.

Appreciate the relationship. They are more important. The financial crisis will not destroy them.

There has been a generation of people who have not seen the crab. Last night I saw a price in the store - "hashast fun"

She: All my problems can be reduced to one phrase: Don’t fuck because you have acne, acne – because you don’t fuck...
He: Do you want me to fuck you?
She: Even despite the pimples?
He is: Yes
This is what I call true friendship.

Relz: The office situation. Today the girl was undergoing medical examination for Instagram, well, I went with her to the clinic. They wrote the numbers of the cabinets in the maps, which need to be passed, well, sometimes the set was different. I sit waiting for the girlfriend near the gynecologist's office and I see a silent scene: the puppy approaches the office, looks at the table with the number, then into the map. Then again there and again back. Nervously hiccups, beats his head against the wall, oreth "I always knew it! My parents lied to me!" and ran away.

Zorander – III
fun design solution, we organize the company Tetris, we trade food, packaging in the form of figures from the same name game, the motto: Now to lock products in a crowded refrigerator is easier and more fun.

Taizé
Abbott Abbott
It is study and play.
Abbott Abbott
Children know the alphabet.
Priestly
Is there a new dealer?
Taizé
Yes is
Taizé
The Maniac Valeria
Priestly
Did you put it on the page under the booklet too?

Yesterday we come in the evening to the Moscow station, we buy tickets, before departure only a few minutes, we pass the turnikets, we run out on the peron.... there two electric cars stand... we run to the first: it is written in a running line: TO BERLIN... the second, respectively, our on Volkhovstroy... damn we 20 minutes read all the stations on Len. The area... there is no Berlin... and she left 2 minutes before we left and empty... what fucking was it? O_O

ALESKEY: I was in the bus today, the people were dark, somewhat pressed on the back seat. Next to the mother with the child. I feel like something is burning. In your pocket, the phone seems to be ringing. She says so quietly, without turning: it's not in my pocket and not a phone... Asking what it was, I was somehow shy.

I learned that Obama was elected president only by reading the book.

I bought in the store, came home, threw them on the table, and not put them in the refrigerator, distracted.
I sat in the inette, thought it was time to eat, I watched, and the peelings turned into one big piece...
The mixer did not fail, took the scale, scattered this "mass" on the contrary, scattered from above cheese, sausages, tomatoes, more cheese and put it in the oven.
and Bleach! I have never eaten such delicious pizza in my life.

Maniac

Stirling ‎(16:45):
Do you mean yours? Or specifically call
^ HoliC^ ‎(16:46):
blyat' I now understand our teacher in Russian more than ever

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mint chocolate (00:31:04 1/11/2008)
You are my hero!)

Sally (00:33:10 1/11/2008)
Certainly?

mint chocolate (00:34:04 1/11/2008)
I mean))

Sanke (00:34:15 1/11/2008)
Who was yesterday?

mint chocolate (00:34:43 1/11/2008)
I loved girls yesterday ?

BETman: once on our someone twisted the lamp of daylight.Beautiful such, dear.Laughed, because everyone knows that in our entrance some unfathomable passenger is constantly pissing the lamps.Logically, that in a couple of days there was no lamp))).But yesterday, returning at night home and accidentally noticing the unusual daylight flowing from the window of the 5th floor, understood the clever idea of the man who hanged this lamp on our floor.Wow, whoever you were-respect you of all the inhabitants of the apartments (except one on the 5th floor) of our entrance!)))

Interesting on the mail banner: The baby grew up from a slide? What to do with him?
Sold in the barracks! Part of the box :)))

I hope they still meant the slides... :)