Madviz (21:28:13 1/11/2009)
I read the new Criminal Code... so something interesting.)
Madviz (21:34:36 1/11/2009)
I found the chapter "Crimes against Peace and Security of Humanity" immediately feeling myself a Terminator))))
Luntik sotka (21:34:52 1/11/2009)
and :)
Luntik sotka (21:36:10 1/11/2009)
So what understood? You cannot conquer the world. It is prohibited.

Comrade of students! Close the summer session! You will soon have winter.
With respect teachers.

For some reason the phrase "give - bear" has not become a worthy argument when trying to break a girl on a mine :(

Working in a bookstore, a buyer comes in and asks if we have a Remark. I answer, we have it. A colleague stands next to me and right next to the buyer puts me in a place with a tough face, explaining to me that Remark is not him, but she. From this categorization, I begin to think – and suddenly?I may not know what?! I panicked, asking why a woman? What I’ve been asked, I don’t know, by Erich Maria Remark. The dispute was long and useless. Until I thought about bringing a book with an image (reading the biography did not help) of this not ordinary person. I have not been forgiven for a long time.

The Pizzeria. Understood on the roof. Started at 10 in the morning. And immediately found the old game "Under Driving", still Soviet times. All the whole. I found batteries.
At the age of 18, his wife came and put in a lullaby, for the whole day he was chasing a toy machine along a circle with paths and depicting Schumacher.
I will go again tomorrow. And there I have a paper computer with twenty home-made games, and... in short, read the first word in this text. >_<

Today (2.11.09) near Paveletskaya, Moscow, I found an offgenic leather right gloves. Dear owner of another gloves, were you not so kind to lose tomorrow your left leather gloves - to walk in one winter cold... =(

In the evening a friend calls, asks to come urgently to help...I come. He and a girl near a house, around three dozen packed bags and bags. The point is - they are doing repairs in their one-room apartment, so for a while had to move to the boy's parents. Together with the cat, and the cat they have is a lazy Persian animal. The cat is harassed by the parent cat, the cat rests, the cat presses and presses it, the cat is attached to the place where the cat sleeps. The boy's parents were tired of all this and the condition was placed - the cat is rattled from here. The girl does not offend her cat, so the only solution is to get out of here only with the cat. Everything, things loaded in the car, as if everything fit, we went...
Only on the way back I realized that three adults stood in the November dirt almost at night, loading the car with things just because the cat did not give it to the cat. and ppc.

to this:

November, it’s time to give up the lips. Tomorrow I go to Politico.
YYY: You’ve finished it for 5 years!
XXX: So I will take them.
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Dmitry Vasilyevich, I calculated you, put 5!

to this:

Think about what our children are teaching, and already adult youth TV project DOM-2:
1st First you need to find a guy, and when you find him, you can play and fuck with others, only if he doesn’t know.
2nd If your boyfriend learns, land the scandal, and blame him, let him know that he is just a paranoid.
Three Girls can be beaten, and even need not beaten a lot.
4 is Sex is like a friendly kiss, there is nothing shameful about it.
5 is If you don’t like a friend, drive him out of your life and look for a new one.

What I swear, for some it has already become an ordinary life, now dress up in front of the camera for a girl is an ordinary thing, and for a guy to fuck his girlfriends, it's like to cheer. Am I the only one who needs romance? A girl who will always be around? Friends with whom I am not connected by sex, but by good relationships.

You are all sewing home-2, and look at how you live, you have become such... Or maybe it is I’ve lagged back from life...
and...
We are at least two guys ;)

1 – I’m shaking mean...and in exactly a minute I’m ready to finish, what do I do?
You can work in Paris. House of Measures and Weights.

Dear readers of Bordeaux! The biggest loser of the Moscow region is appealing to you!
Riding in the electric Moscow-Fryasino (17:27) in the first wagon diagonally sat a very beautiful girl, listened to music and exchanged with me her beautiful look! You came out on the platform of Perlovskaya! I almost followed you, but I couldn’t find you! As a result, 30 minutes before the next electric drive and a completely down mood because of the fact that lost you!
Give me your confidence and give me your smile! Asko 388-020-622

by PIPL! Plush me please! Help the loser!

Answer to:
Who remembers the inscription "Now the power of the computer can be turned off" press +, want to feel that you are not alone.
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Oh... young people!
Did anyone park the hard drives before switching off the drive?

Right now (20:50 2.11.2009) "Good night, little ones!"
Phila says to Bibigon, the type, Hruisha is sick, has a cold.

The Comrades! Congratulations to all of us on fulfilling one of our greatest dreams! We are waiting for 2 working days!!! Finally, the week will look like it should be – Monday, and then Friday! And so twice! Uraahahahahahahahahahahah! =) is

The xxx:
I once had such a joke. I went into the faculty smoker (I was then a student) talk about good and bad TVs. In the course of the conversation sharpened on the theme of the difference of colors on the edges of the screen. Someone asked why this happened. And here I broke...
The main thing was to convince this cotton that electrons are three colors - red, blue and green. Well, I sold it to him, said "Yes, you know it without me", he sneezed. And then everything was simple.
“Wonderful,” I said and put him another chip about E=mC^2 and E=hν. He twisted these formulas before his nose and, like “two times two,” proved that the blue electrons are the heaviest, the green somewhat lighter, and the red ones the lightest. He nodded again.
Then I applied the Lawrence rule for profitable purposes and proved to him that blue electrons are less deviated by the magnetic field than red ones, hence the difference of colors. In fact, he understood everything. Moreover, so much that I tried to pair this smoothie in the lab, and almost in my own words. Prepod had an unfortunate appearance, and then for a long time stumbled into one point. The proper diagnosis is selected...

Yessenina, he says, I will read you... I thought, cultural, and he started: "Song with me, the ugly fool..."

The woman... never went out... painted toilet wash... ahah! She may not have gone anywhere, but there was clearly someone visiting her! And the bathroom too! ?

Kiev, Kreshthatik, and the Globus Trade Center. There is a sex shop, I work there as a sales consultant. A 16-year-old man enters his ears with music, goes, thinks his head in tact, not paying attention to anything. Here he stops, removes headsets, approaches the shelf with a squeezed face, takes a phalloimiter and pronounces "heap in his mouth, how to play this?" I was surprised, I approached, I said "You didn’t confuse anything?". He looks around the side, sees the Jam music store in front of him and says, “Bla, I’m wrong.” It turned out that the drum sticks wanted to buy

Conversation of two poets:

Why do you answer question to question?
Do you not guess?
Are they so bad?
Well, who is not?

Ladies and gentlemen! It is likely that we are breeding, Arbidol and Kagocel are not even medicines and not a vaccine, but the usual type of nutritional supplements, simple chemistry with minimal cost and fucking profitability. It is manufactured in Russia at one factory, Pharmstandard. The owner is a friend of the Christenko-Golikov family, and in May 2009 the Ministry of Social Development accidentally made arbidol the main medicine against bird flu and the purchase of a piece of the budget, read the July newspapers. Take care and take vitamins.

Bring it to the top, let the people know.