Yesterday I ate half a strawberry. I dreamed all night that I was looking for
The city toilet. The dream turned out to be a nightmare: I looked everywhere, in the dungeons, in the
On the streets, in the subway, at McDonald’s.
I woke up in the morning and thanked the fate for not finding it.

K is

Lucky
We go with a friend on the street, around the bathroom saw two men approached, took, see, the cover was cut off, the hards were pulled out, the rest was left shit...
Then we see a man with a monitor so he looks at us, puts the monitor next to the washing machine, climbs into the pocket gets the notebook something he writes and lies on the monic and leaves.
We crawl and it is written so loudly: it doesn’t work!It doesn’t work at all!! It is ?

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2 system blocks, fucking, system blocks!!!! to

(Discussions on Polish-Russian relations in the comments to the article in Gazeta.ru)

1: Okay, and why did they kill Vanku Susanin?

What did they have to do to give him a compass?

to this:
Yesterday at work, looking at the 100 ruble note, I saw a hole!!! There, if you remember on one side, a man is depicted on a chariot. He was covered and forgot to cover. At work we have never roasted for so long!
= = = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
In the middle of the working day, everyone with a smart look works... silence... with a minute difference of 2 thirds of the staff climbs into the pocket for the grandmothers :) They work, bl*...

The Lord! Do not give in to provocation! Let us not allow the rape of the Russian language by all kinds of "yogurt" and "dOverlogs"! Keep speaking right!
The illiteracy of our government does not mean that we should be the same!

Panther (20:21) :
There was one thought in me.

The Star (20:21)
which

Panther (20:22) :
Mines were invented by sailors when they caught a mermaid.

by Star (20:22)
The perverted

If you scream on the street "Hey, fool!" – I don’t turn around.

Serg: Why is it?

friends (all those who want a normal BOR), let’s let this be the last "citation" that doesn’t fit under the definition of quote, on BOR. Let us foolishly ignore and disregard all kinds of eblocytes with morals, rules of spelling, etc. If each of us contributes to this and no longer enters the correspondence and puts + eblocytes, then the imbeciles who do not understand why this site is needed will have to be removed from here, because they will be tired of carrying achine with each other.

The Comrade! Not posting "quotes":
1) with morals
2) What a bad life
3) with "and I am one such?" "only with us" and td and tp
4) Rules of Orthography
5) Answers to other quotes
6) with the words " as you did with p.1-5)
7) with the words "author you p"breathe" (let it be better to compose a funny story than to write UG)
...
Let the BOR be, though not with IT quotes, but with funny household quotes. No rubbish on the boat.! to

XHH: Guess what we did in the first pair of third class?? to
Oh yeah... the diffusion?
We had the basics of computers. technology... and we painted an Excel table in a notebook.
Tagged: bleak

I want a guy
XXX with the car
You can do it without a guy.

In response to:

What is Freud.

A woman has a close friend – a man. That means he most likely likes her, which is why he spends so much time with her. She treats him strictly as a friend. Say, you’re a cool guy, but you don’t attract me in the "this" sense.
It’s the same as if a person came to an interview and the employer said:
You have a great resume, you have the qualifications we need, but we won’t accept you. However, we use your resume as a sample to compare with other candidates. But we’re going to take one who’s much less skilled than you, and most likely an alcoholic. And if it doesn’t work with him, we’ll take someone else, but not you anyway. Actually, we will never accept you. But sometimes we will call you to complain about those we have accepted.
Humor does not contain

This is one of the most important things in the world.

Fuck, how I understand you.

BOUGAGA: After Moscow (When on the pedestrian crossing at the green sphatofor real can drive on the pedestrian), being in Lipetsk was pleasantly surprised.
Drivers give in to pedestrians at the crossing. Either in Lipetsk all drivers are culturally educated or they are strictly...

Alister Crowley: They didn’t know you were a Moscovite.

<lisnake> No one is perfect
<No one> I know :(

Are you a type of vampire? and :)
and no. I am a youth girl.

Look at the video, I dropped it.

I: And I’ve seen this before, you and Lenka showed us :-)
Lena was impressed.

We come from you, an example dialogue:
Fuck, Oleg was a dumb man!
Yes, there is such a shit...
How did you meet him?
Noah, he is my father.
- O_O

Dear seeker.
Due to the fact that your resume came to our company in unreadable form and contains many question marks, we believe that this indicates your uncertainty in your work experience, on the basis of which our company refuses you in the position of a lawyer.

With respect,
Manager of personnel

This is a masterpiece of personal stupidity. In response, I sent a proposal to change the encoding of email

From one of the forums:

He is:
I will love the woman who will cook me a borst.

She is:
X) Something is painful
Could you clarify? A bowl that you will like.

He is:
I clarify: I will be afraid to look at a woman cooking a borst, which will not even like me.

He spent his entire life putting money on a black day. The day came and he was robbed.

The employee was at a fishing trip last weekend, he said.

GIMS (state inspection of small vessels) - a water analogue of haishnikovs, just broke off the chain in the past Saturday-Sunday, apparently they also need children to prepare for school. They checked all who were on the Don, fined for the slightest non-compliance with the charter))) The neighboring boat with him began to check how badly the man had everything - a pharmacy, documents, craftsmanship, a state measure, a rescue vest... And then the Himsovsky wept: - and there is a whistle?! to
(the rescue vest according to the rules is equipped with a whisper) The man is dying,
They shine of joy, they are! There is a whistle!! The fisherman was apparently a hunter, he got into some livelihoods in a boat and gets a manna, which crawls on the wreck.

At the last trembling of the Hims, the man cut off that the tone of the whistle in the rules is not stipulated and he could at all carry the flute with him...

The curtain.

Medical observation.
The worse a girl is, the less she has a headache.