HHH
By the way, Yulk! Congratulations to me fucking. My breasts have grown :)

WOWU
Are we waiting for supplementation?

HHH
We eat a lot.

WOWU
and)))

WOWU
Then fuck you!

XXX: People, in our city in general can be found a normal size of 56?
YYY: 56 probably even the dress will be hard to find, not that the cushion.
ZZZ: Shrek does not make cuddles.
XXX: Thanks to you dear!

There are two books next to the shelf. One "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" and the second "Easy Way to Quit Smoking Forever". (They are :

Drunk driving on a motorcycle:

I think riding a motorcycle drunk is dangerous.
WOW: What are you? Are you driving sober? There are 300 kg of weight, 2 wheels and 200 horses! I am sober, even scared to approach him!and 😉

The cinema. A surrogate movie.
Men among themselves:
He doesn’t look like Bruce Willis.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Ten minutes have passed and he hasn’t killed anyone yet.

A real case from my life that happened to me and my girlfriend (ex): She’s standing in the bathroom. I approach her from behind, embrace her and kiss her in the neck with the words:
I’ll eat you now :)
She: :))))) aaaa...wolf :))))) Type - "I am a wicked and terrible gray wolf - I know about pigs"? It is :)
She said, “Is that what happens?” I am a pig, what? Here are the pirates!!!! to
I: O_O

And in the first halve I managed to fall out of the train on the way to the station, after which I did not find what to do there and no longer played.

Young people, never, hear, never do cunnilingus to a girl immediately after brushing her teeth with menthol toothpaste!

When I put a lightning on a child’s jacket, I say, “Rise your head, sunshine.”
Judging by the top, all mothers are angry.

Saint (11:50:39 5/10/2009)
Your brother is sitting at work like a sleeping fly)))
Brother (11:51:05 5/10/2009)
Why is?
Saint (11:51:22 5/10/2009)
Go to bed at 3 p.m.
Brother (11:52:07 5/10/2009)
Clearly what her name is.
Saint (11:52:46 5/10/2009)
Resident Evil 4

There was a conversation with a young couple.

Oh my dear, I will prepare dinner.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don’t want sweets (
YYY O_O

Anesthesia for the lonely. When you read the best, it seems like he is talking to you.

How long do you work?

Up to old age)

A good drunk is when you have something to remember, but you don’t remember anything.

I work in a media market, an elderly person comes and says that the disk doesn’t work, well my answer on the logic of things let’s check...I take a box with the disk, I open and I am terrified, the disk is cut in the shape of a square, it turned out that he didn’t have a CD-ROM and he decided to insert it into the flop, everything happens but whatever...

It turns out that even a lead debris will drown in mercury. There is no need to explode on uranium.

Only the Russian man sleeps, sitting in the subway and holding a half-liter bowl of energy in his hands, occasionally waking up, crawling out of the bowl, and continuing to fall asleep.

What a dream he has...

You must live in such a way that you are remembered and fools.
No, you must live in such a way that the last thing that the foxes remember is you.

to this

Not people, it's about winter, I suggest wearing bright green hats with bumps, if we don't get acquainted, so at least break)

Kyle is you? O_O

Do you have something that touches and does not touch?
Oh my socks.