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[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21268
 11.10.2009
by Lemark. Dr House is a relatively good series. In itself, the character House - in my opinion, it is something original, how many before this there were series, the main character of which would be such a pessimistic, upset type that you would like? Hugh Laurie plays him genially. Agree, there is, sometimes, some UG type "Caddy, which is the most sexy diva in the entire hospital" and other nonsense, but there are more positive points there. The series is not for the bead. In it they show how a normal person chases out of the woods and other people of different types who really rage. Regarding "in each series - a wolf and MRI" - it's a bit of everything, long ago there is no such thing. And even when it was - why did you want one patient to be cut off and another to be prescribed pills? The humor of the house must be understood.

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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21267
 11.10.2009
An interview with an adult uncle.

Sport (00:29:33 9/10/2009)
"link to Zombie Boyfriend" - decrypt it.
Warlord (00:29:50 9/10/2009)
Active hyperlink to the social network "VKontakte"
Sport (00:30:06 9/10/2009)
did not expect

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №21266
 11.10.2009
I have a height of 160 cm, weigh 45 kg, I wear glasses. If it wasn’t for the Adidas sporting suit, a hat and seeds, they would have been killed long ago. They think of their own.
And when I am shooting, they even eat and also ask who has picked up the note and why I sell it)))))

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №21265
 11.10.2009
I was in the bus today and heard a wonderful conversation between the conductor and the aunt.
T is cold here.
K - stand next to the driver, there is a stove, it does not work...

Aunt went and stood up.
The world has done shit.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21264
 11.10.2009
xxx(11:38:11 9/10/2009)
Life is like golf: from hole to hole

yyy(11:40:15 9/10/2009)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The most important thing is that it’s a crack))))))))))))))))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №21263
 11.10.2009
And you also want to introduce on pedestrian roads and especially in the subway the same rules for people as for cars on the road? Not to go out to the meeting, not to rebuild sharply in front of the pedestrian going from behind, and not to stop sharply in the middle of the road to read the sign?)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №21262
 11.10.2009
To this...

ta-a-a
100 square meters of polyethylene with puppies.

Please write where to order!!! I have been making a gift for a doctor for a week! Here is that!!! to
Bring to the best pls so that the author sees))
and...
We have a cargo. and Fragile. And it was wrapped in polyethylene with pistols. These puppies have sizes of 10cm * 6cm * 3cm. Same kind of pads. First, he stuck, and then carefully began to press them... suddenly it will break or break. After playing, I decided to still use them for their direct purpose, and hell there... it’s not all that simple. In general, to click on one such puppet, you need to apply all the chopsticks of kilograms so for 30, and then whisper so that the ears lay.
"Pants for real men" is a real gift.
The Russian Matrix

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №21261
 11.10.2009
I am a fragile girl, I don’t break for long.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №21260
 11.10.2009
Another story about my grandmother:

Go home with a friend. My grandmother opened the door. When she saw us, she started scratching her teeth and speaking "Hahahaha". My friend and I don’t understand anything. It’s back again" and it’s back". We look at her as a psychic.Again she scatters her teeth and again "HaaHHHHH". We are silent. And here she says:
Why do you not understand? I put new teeth!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21259
 11.10.2009
Meeting with two clients via Skype.
I: Ok, we're ready for the conference. Who should we call?
by Ghostbusters!! to

[ + 90 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21258
 11.10.2009
There are different memories...
And remember, there were gummies Love is.. and many collected fantasy, there were a few more series of fantasy, and the most appreciated with black hearts, the first series?
Remember, they all played chips? And then playing bats? When did the whole courtyard crumble and everyone crumbled?
And remember, played in "landflies" or "blowers"? The main thing was to take the knife unnoticed from the house :)
And remember, everyone in the kindergarten had a transformator and a ninja turtle with an open-up armor that had a weapon?
And you remember, were there Inwat, Yuppi, Zuko? How did they all breed them, who was in the banks, who was in the pelvis, and it didn't matter to everyone that 1 bag was designed for less water?
And remember, just appeared a fast cooking bowl for 2.5 rubles.? to
And remember, played with such rubber balls, even in the Soviet times, in squash and football, and when such a ball on the foot is lit, everything burned? It wasn’t a year of football, not what it is now.
And remember, there were Yo-Yo from Coca-Cola and how everyone walked around and looked for covers everywhere to exchange them? They were different...
__________
And how did they climb the buildings, in the "Warnuch" played) They knocked home to the comrades - "And Sasha will go out?";)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №21257
 11.10.2009
My mom is working in a kindergarten. The educator.

Three boys were missing. Moving into the sorter.

Where did you go?
to the toilet!
to stand. Go here. What in hand.
The boy shows a prejudice
What did you do with him?
to measure
Not your size, guys. Who knows what it is?
Two people repent that they don’t know
The Third Gives
- It is "one bad word*©, which is dressed on "another bad word"©, so that there are no children

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №21256
 11.10.2009
XX: Today I watched our prairie burn. I came to disassemble the work, and the warmth sits with the first-class students. They just started their studies, unknown everything. A warm woman is generally cruel, even those who do not learn from us know about her. So here. She makes a serious look and says: "I have a tradition. Now I will choose one who will definitely not pass the exam. Or you can choose yourself" Children's eyes on their forehead, all bleached, but they are silent, do not give up their own.
She looks around everyone with a harsh gaze, notes something, and then says, "No one will pass the exam. We only have an account..."
I cried and the kids were in shock.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №21255
 11.10.2009
Pushed
I had a beautiful button on my jacket. The dog immediately threw her out of the closet. I try to remove the closet to get it, it doesn’t work. The son enters the room, looks at the futility of my attempts and gives out with a loving voice: "And when I finally marry you, woe you are my bulb. So that at least your husband will teach you real men to call for help, and not the closet itself to move.
I stopped moving the closet, I sat on the floor :-D

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21254
 11.10.2009
confused voice because of the iron door of the archive:
Katyusha, open the door to me...I’m hot with a lot of hands.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №21253
 11.10.2009
In Russian the phrase is: “Not imposed!” It always meant that it was not put in the hand.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21252
 11.10.2009
One of my distant relatives connected her life with a former prisoner of war, a German. A Wehrmacht motorcyclist, he was captured in the 42nd.
He survived terrible camps, was beaten and cut off. He spent 14 years in the camps of his 32s at the time of his liberation. Love for the Russian girl turned out to be strong and he remained in the Union, in the Saratov region. He never spoke about the horrors of war and the camps, he did not complain, but sometimes looked at his miraculously surviving military photo and said with a breath: "It was necessary to have
This is a motorcycle!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №21251
 11.10.2009
1990 – The President of the USSR receives the Nobel Prize.
1991 – The USSR disappeared.
2009 – The President of the United States receives the Nobel Prize.
The whole world, holding its breath, awaits the New Year.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21250
 11.10.2009
Mik: Zdarova brother, with the passing you, how did you spend the day?
Gloom: Okay, but I just broke up with Lenka =(
Mik: Because of what? Direct to DR?
Gloom: Yes, do you remember her childhood friend Kirill? So she asked if he could come with a girl in the afternoon, well, I didn’t refuse... all were eaten short in the goff, here I am smurfing My Lenka with Kirill runs to the bedroom quietly...
Mik: Ahahahah, in the business :)
Gloom: Well, I am behind them, at the door I stood up and listened, I hear some screams and laughs, I pull the door, and she is closed, well I get angry, I go to the girl of Cyril and with a drunk voice I report that her Cyril is fucking my linen, we go together to the door she is also crossing the linen, she looks at me with burning eyes and begins to kiss, I give in, in a minute she is already on me with a cuddle and in this passionate moment the door opens, the linen and Cyril in the ah...
Mik: mda, you have brutally avenged)))))))
Gloom: So it turns out they have prepared a surprise for me there in the bedroom... a lace in tears and runs away, Cyril is behind her... short we have not spoken for three days...
How did this girl react?
Gloom: her name is Anya, she is in the shower, electricity from work came =))

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №21249
 11.10.2009
It was in the late nineties, the year was not harvesting, the stockpiles were few, the trade was even less, and the winter was cold-hungry, so I decided to hit the grass and take the meat to the market. He struck, broke, loaded it in the trunk and went. At the entrance to the city of KP GAI, and the technical inspection was already as late as half a year, well, naturally, the mint stopped me, and I began to go for a bathtub. Well, and so I say on "punishment" there is no money. I look at him in the trunk and say "what luck do you have?" hints. Well, I had to open, I see him in a smile disappeared and said "not as much as a man, we will agree", and the cat's heart will scratch... the last is the time, sad to give! And he quietly picked up the best pieces of himself and mocked the mole. Paul the Pig took the shit. I go and even the tears turn, and who in the throat... and the insult is such a whisper! I came to the market, wiped up, I opened my luggage, and I saw that there are mentivsky gloves lying in them, and in them our money and not our stock which I have not seen until now!!! The pig did not sell. I bought it in the market and went back, but on another road... and that road I have never gone after!

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