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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21048
 05.10.2009
There was a friend in the guests, so he called the sanitary technicians, such as why there is no hot water in the dishwasher (he has a shower in the bathroom, a bead, a dishwasher and a toilet). Well, the sanitary workers (three) came, crashed into the bathroom, and we with them. We opened the door and looked at the tubes. There are four blue valves and three red ones. Further talk: D-friend, C-santechnics
D: Oh, look, there are three red valves, that’s why there’s no hot water in the dishwasher!
(Further, three pairs of sanitary eyes look at him at the focus for 5 seconds)
Q: Do you have hot water in the toilet?
D (not confused): I love, you know, to dig into hot water! Rush did not last long.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21047
 05.10.2009
Congratulations on the double!!! to
Roy: I’d rather be sorry :)
Children are the flowers of life!!! to
Roy: Oh fucking, two nails

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21046
 05.10.2009
The King (19:45:15 4/09/2009)
you found yourself in the middle of the desert, go to the bitterest settlement for 3 days, there is no connection, but there is water and food, that is, all 3 days there will be neither thirst nor hunger, next to you lies a single slice of 200 kilograms of gold, cut off from it part is not possible, and you know that it can easily be carried by sand, there are no identification signs nearby. Your actions?

The King (20:01:13 4/09/2009)
Are you here?

mi K$ e® (20:01:29 4/09/2009)
I think :D

The King (20:01:32 4/09/2009)
Does greed not allow you to just get out of the desert and live on?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21045
 05.10.2009
to this
we show the drawings of the prepuce on a sketch (the grandmother is very similar to Faina Ranevskaya in the way she expresses her thoughts)
"What did you write to me here...Perpendicular??? You’re so perpendicular to your girlfriend you’re going to squeeze, and I STRONGLY NEED 90 degrees!!!!" ;))
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Pietro is still teaching.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21044
 05.10.2009
Why is Natasha so evil and wicked on everyone? Is the monthly coming?
See also: AHA The Monthly. On the contrary, they did not come.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21043
 05.10.2009
21:33:21 << Senya went to the cafe
21:33:24 << with the ancestors
21:33:26 << and I struck
21:33:30 << high quality
21:33:36 << there was a telec Samsung
21:33:46 << I have a proga in my palm...
21:34:09 << on export can be controlled different household appliances as a controller)
21:34:27 << I added and decreased the volume on their telephone
21:34:31 << channels licked
21:34:36 << ))))))))
21:34:44 << with palm
21:34:51 << you would see the roar of the waitresses when they tried to turn him off, and he turned on one of the religious channels... here you willingly hit God.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №21042
 05.10.2009
There is such a winged phrase - children want to look older, men are smarter, and women are younger and stupider.
She: Fuck... I am a child... and a boy...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21041
 05.10.2009
Here's the electricity returned from Dacia
2: How is it?
1: Yes, it is normal there, but on the road you can shoot a horror film: the cemetery of lying policemen"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №21040
 05.10.2009
Going to the supermarket on an empty stomach is a bad sign.
There will be no money

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №21039
 05.10.2009
Read about extractors: Ardo extractors track your appearance in the kitchen and increases engine power and lighting as soon as you approach the plate. And the rest of the time, I think, she sits in contact and the passies lay down (=

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21038
 05.10.2009
I would drink coffee with milk now and listen to Lara Fabian.
[0:22:36] xxx: mmmm
I would drink vodka and listen to Leningrad.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №21037
 05.10.2009
I was stuck with a friend in the elevator. Called the elevator, they said you sit, what a technical problem, how to solve it, so the elevator and will go, in general we sit in the darkness, anecdotes we trave, then a friend decided to smoke, got the last cigarette and flashbacks, and in the box 3 flashbacks, well, the first is broken, the second too, I take a box from him and start myself. In general, it all ended up wiping out all the sulfur, not the fate of smoking... When we were pulled out, they said that the elevator was stopped because of a gas leak.

by Svezlo.net

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21036
 05.10.2009
I look at the world with blue eyes through my pink glasses, and everything is purple to me.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21035
 05.10.2009
A review of the film "Judgment Day":

Alexey Rating: 4+2 17.02.09 20:16:46

I liked the movie! I was just upset that there was constantly cacao background music, it was hard to disassemble some scenes! Then the movie ended and the music did not stop, it turned out that I forgot to turn off the internet radio!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №21034
 05.10.2009
I got my car number r404or*** three months ago.
I was tired of the already drawn letter "E"wash up... (((

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21033
 05.10.2009
The Jews :)
This type of connection is: 100R.
Pincet for pulling the squeeze for the connector such as: 3500p.
O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №21032
 05.10.2009
I (23:06:24 3/10/2009)
This gesture

I (23:07:35 3/10/2009)
Flying means going home. At my left, there is a man sitting in a sweater and with a beard. Then the captain begins to say, "Dear passengers, Captain Alexey the Clear is talking to you."

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xDD

I (23:08:13 3/10/2009)
The most amazing next. I and a man on my left side at the same time and not thinking: "Good, cap!"

I (23:08:18 3/10/2009)
O_O

huthy (23:08:41 3/10/2009)
A good reason to meet.

I (23:08:56 3/10/2009)
I suspect him in disarray.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21031
 05.10.2009
I think the supercomputer in meteorologists serves to implement increasingly complex algorithms for the generation of random numbers?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21030
 05.10.2009
Girl: Where will we go today? and :)
We have an extensive cultural program ;)
Girl: I won’t go to you in communion!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21029
 05.10.2009
xxxx
The Chukotsk nekrophils " with the song "From eternal frost you come to me..."

UUU
This from where?? to

xxxx
I dreamed

xxxx
The temperature was high.

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