There was a friend in the guests, so he called the sanitary technicians, such as why there is no hot water in the dishwasher (he has a shower in the bathroom, a bead, a dishwasher and a toilet). Well, the sanitary workers (three) came, crashed into the bathroom, and we with them. We opened the door and looked at the tubes. There are four blue valves and three red ones. Further talk: D-friend, C-santechnics
D: Oh, look, there are three red valves, that’s why there’s no hot water in the dishwasher!
(Further, three pairs of sanitary eyes look at him at the focus for 5 seconds)
Q: Do you have hot water in the toilet?
D (not confused): I love, you know, to dig into hot water! Rush did not last long.

Congratulations on the double!!! to
Roy: I’d rather be sorry :)
Children are the flowers of life!!! to
Roy: Oh fucking, two nails

The King (19:45:15 4/09/2009)
you found yourself in the middle of the desert, go to the bitterest settlement for 3 days, there is no connection, but there is water and food, that is, all 3 days there will be neither thirst nor hunger, next to you lies a single slice of 200 kilograms of gold, cut off from it part is not possible, and you know that it can easily be carried by sand, there are no identification signs nearby. Your actions?

The King (20:01:13 4/09/2009)
Are you here?

mi K$ e® (20:01:29 4/09/2009)
I think :D

The King (20:01:32 4/09/2009)
Does greed not allow you to just get out of the desert and live on?

to this
we show the drawings of the prepuce on a sketch (the grandmother is very similar to Faina Ranevskaya in the way she expresses her thoughts)
"What did you write to me here...Perpendicular??? You’re so perpendicular to your girlfriend you’re going to squeeze, and I STRONGLY NEED 90 degrees!!!!" ;))
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Pietro is still teaching.

Why is Natasha so evil and wicked on everyone? Is the monthly coming?
See also: AHA The Monthly. On the contrary, they did not come.

21:33:21 << Senya went to the cafe
21:33:24 << with the ancestors
21:33:26 << and I struck
21:33:30 << high quality
21:33:36 << there was a telec Samsung
21:33:46 << I have a proga in my palm...
21:34:09 << on export can be controlled different household appliances as a controller)
21:34:27 << I added and decreased the volume on their telephone
21:34:31 << channels licked
21:34:36 << ))))))))
21:34:44 << with palm
21:34:51 << you would see the roar of the waitresses when they tried to turn him off, and he turned on one of the religious channels... here you willingly hit God.

There is such a winged phrase - children want to look older, men are smarter, and women are younger and stupider.
She: Fuck... I am a child... and a boy...

Here's the electricity returned from Dacia
2: How is it?
1: Yes, it is normal there, but on the road you can shoot a horror film: the cemetery of lying policemen"

Going to the supermarket on an empty stomach is a bad sign.
There will be no money

Read about extractors: Ardo extractors track your appearance in the kitchen and increases engine power and lighting as soon as you approach the plate. And the rest of the time, I think, she sits in contact and the passies lay down (=

I would drink coffee with milk now and listen to Lara Fabian.
[0:22:36] xxx: mmmm
I would drink vodka and listen to Leningrad.

I was stuck with a friend in the elevator. Called the elevator, they said you sit, what a technical problem, how to solve it, so the elevator and will go, in general we sit in the darkness, anecdotes we trave, then a friend decided to smoke, got the last cigarette and flashbacks, and in the box 3 flashbacks, well, the first is broken, the second too, I take a box from him and start myself. In general, it all ended up wiping out all the sulfur, not the fate of smoking... When we were pulled out, they said that the elevator was stopped because of a gas leak.

by Svezlo.net

I look at the world with blue eyes through my pink glasses, and everything is purple to me.

A review of the film "Judgment Day":

Alexey Rating: 4+2 17.02.09 20:16:46

I liked the movie! I was just upset that there was constantly cacao background music, it was hard to disassemble some scenes! Then the movie ended and the music did not stop, it turned out that I forgot to turn off the internet radio!

I got my car number r404or*** three months ago.
I was tired of the already drawn letter "E"wash up... (((

The Jews :)
This type of connection is: 100R.
Pincet for pulling the squeeze for the connector such as: 3500p.
O_O

I (23:06:24 3/10/2009)
This gesture

I (23:07:35 3/10/2009)
Flying means going home. At my left, there is a man sitting in a sweater and with a beard. Then the captain begins to say, "Dear passengers, Captain Alexey the Clear is talking to you."

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xDD

I (23:08:13 3/10/2009)
The most amazing next. I and a man on my left side at the same time and not thinking: "Good, cap!"

I (23:08:18 3/10/2009)
O_O

huthy (23:08:41 3/10/2009)
A good reason to meet.

I (23:08:56 3/10/2009)
I suspect him in disarray.

I think the supercomputer in meteorologists serves to implement increasingly complex algorithms for the generation of random numbers?

Girl: Where will we go today? and :)
We have an extensive cultural program ;)
Girl: I won’t go to you in communion!!! to

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The Chukotsk nekrophils " with the song "From eternal frost you come to me..."

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This from where?? to

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I dreamed

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The temperature was high.