I am missing it (((
Do not be sad, or your breasts will not grow.
He is: O_o!!!! Why were you so sad when you were a kid? 😉
She: Scotch

Kathy
I want to fuck. to burn. and to eat.
Drakasmith
I have already gone.
Drakasmith
I drink, fuck, and throw away.

The Gentlemen. My child at 4 years of age painted his educator in the kindergarten split, in a bath with acid and with spinning wires under tension. It was a very unpleasant aunt.
I painted a landscape:
What is this black with red in the distance?
This church is burning.

Do you know how he felt when his friend threw a beautiful hairy goose into the fire? Suffered for a week.

Why do you wear rubber shoes when you work with electricity?
- And this is so that when you are in the current, you do not suck all the floors, and you have all carefully glass in your boots.

News@Mail.Ru: The draft law on castration of pedophiles was submitted to the State Duma

My Intel 80286 is 20 years old this year. It survived MSDOS versions 5.0, 6.0, 6.1 and even Windows 3.0. Due to the unfortunate coincidence of circumstances, it can now be loaded only from a 5.25 diskette with a dox 5.0. Flopovod 3.5 killed as he killed the EGA monitor 14, the keyboard and the miracle-beast-mouse. Operative sclerosis at 1 MB and video marasma at 256 KB work properly. It is very cool because of the gold and platinum in it, like the Harlem Niger. I won’t sell it because it’s good. I played Wolfenstein and the First Civilization on it, and I taught Turbo Pascal on it. He’s my childhood friend, and friends don’t sell.

Dear spammers, you are reading this. Tell me about the funniest ways you’ve been sent.

Who knows if you get up in the air on a helicopter and hang on the same spot for a long time, will the Earth rotate under it or it will land in the same place?
Z is. I apologize for the sleepless night.
Schmeterling

Who are you, your mother? ]:- and lt;
I am your mother, your mother.
- O_O

The fraudster cleansed the unemployed moscovite for 105 thousand euros

Message from the forum of the rectorate of the MFTI.
Constantine, why did you close the black exit at the 2nd entrance of the 9ki?
I had some problems related to the fact that my weight is less than 50-55 kg (limit on the cargo elevator) and therefore the cargo elevator does not respond to me (I will note that I am not the only girl with such a problem in 9k). It turns out not a very good situation that I can not always get out of the shelter alone: the exit from the stairs is closed, the elevator 1 button - if the truck comes, then I can not leave:(
Can you put a few bricks or something else in the elevator?

xxx: Doing nothing, no one writes in aske, in contact and universe is boring, porn is all some sort of monotonous :(
I need your grandmother :D
XXX: So I’m a grandmother, but I don’t need anybody to bite.
YYY: O_o

xxx: the majority of pedestrians pass by the rules "green - go, red - run".

And you too, when you see your friend / friend / colleague printing something on your computer, confusing the layout, do you tell him about it by means of a meaningless set of sounds?

The chief told.... It was 20 years ago... One of his relatives flies into the common toilet with the eyes blown out (well, it squeezed strongly), sits down and begins to do what she actually did))) The process went - looks next to the neighboring shock man sits and is busy with the same... It turns out, she confused J and M... In general, they met, married and to this day together...

Ctr1A1tDe1ete: You did not see me
According to the descriptive
Ctr1A1tDe1ete: maybe I am Pushkin... I describe it beautifully, and I am a monkey.

I heard a grandmother talk on the benches. They boasted of their grandchildren. "My Target, said one, ended up attorney". “And my Sashenka,” said the other, “finished on the computer.”
I cried for half an hour when I heard it.
(the excerpt)

Anya: My mom, when she goes away for a long time, leaves me notes of this type:"Anya flowers","Anya dishes","Anya-pol"...
Anya: But this is still nonsense.The most cruel, it is "Anya-cat pot"
I am not a cat pot >_<'

The performance of the video card does not depend on the size of the elephant breastplate on the box.

Alcoholism is not a physical disease, but a moral one. Russia is the most moral country in the world.