Lovely girls, advice to you, if you don’t have a computer and you need to fix it, set up it... And you don’t quite understand what and how it works... Find a normal person, and don’t think you are a thin boy who is always small strange and who boldly claims that he is mega, super, axiom, can normally fix you something and set up for just that.

Well, fucking, I understand that once it was expensive, so today it's all simple with it.

P.S "renoz" crazy boast well I don't know what you brought there from another planet, or there that you breed overseas hamsters, but I very much ask you don't even dare to relate to the category of users.

Click "+" may at least a couple of comps save in this world.

Discussions on the fate of the car:

- The most correct way to set up the production of wheels and gauges there
To leave everything as it is?

To call a tall, pumped, in the roof and chains of a metalist - a wool-haired can only run out of the race, overweight with a tail, a neighbor-grandfather of whom this metalist pissed cherries.

From Mail.ru:
"The Germans in shock - the Russians made a supercar"
The Russians themselves are in shock.

Nokia lost the phone account and the next model will be the Nokia X3 xDDDDDDDDD

Conversation with the employer by phone:
Do you want to work in a room at -35??? He will start to lay eggs from the cold. No, not their own! Where it is warmer!! to

Talk about Leni in sex:
-...we too are lazy :) And to me and my beloved, really lazy. But we have a simple solution - who is the initiator, the one from above :)
I live and I am happy :)

Admin, I come to visit the office to a familiar admin. We drink coffee, exchange software, etc. The user enters stretches the flash - asks the wires to scan, Kasper properly finds about a hundred and a half bodies of viruses in the music folder, the user asks "I have what, all the music is struck?". What was the answer "They gathered there for the concert"

The mother-teacher put her to print a list of students and gave them questionnaires. I opened up... such pearls started.
Point "characteristics" It is parents describing their children in these questionnaires.

"The child is a little locked, but alive"
"Help at home and sister"
"Good, shy, unforgettable, COCKET, stubborn...."
"I especially love Russian language lessons and mathematics"
"Good, calm, labor loving, pure tight"

It is "Health"
"He can’t hear the right ear"

SeeD Seifer: Me, here, the girl left, and I urgently need to read, where in the end of the story the girl - the culprit of all the terrible sins
Seth S. Svartalf: Read the Bible

xxx: No, well you explain to me why 158 rubles minus 20% is 126, 4 rubles, and if 126, 4 add 20% is 151,7 rubles

WOW: Because the number 158 is greater than the number 126.4 and, respectively, 20% of 158 is greater than 20% of 126.4. Therefore, there are different results

Q: Is this a trick of your store?

No, it is a math trick.

HH: And you have it on your hand, of course?

by lesnik75
In Yakutia, at a depth of 12 meters, found the body of a mammoth.
This once again confirms the coorti claim that mammots lived in nores.

The most annoying wreckage is when you are in the toilet as an orderly raise the chair, you begin to suck and at this moment the chair falls.

Chernomor: The girl ten days as the right received, riding is afraid. I decided to exercise at night, I drive 40 km per hour. Then followed by the mentions. She thinks, “Well they go and they go, but I don’t disturb anything.”
The men were driving. Then they turned on the lighthouse, bypassed it (the girl) and stopped.
She said to them:" What must".
They say to her:"Strange how you a girl eat"
She:"Yes I have 10 days"
They are:"Well that’s all well, of course. Only now at night, your cabin lights burn and the lights are turned off. Please do the opposite"

A few days ago, I got a little off at work and put myself and a shiftman. Both made an oral statement. I decided I needed to talk to him, but he said it wasn’t scary and gave me a candy.
Everything would not be anything, but this man has 9 days of status to hold:
If a man has done evil to you – you give him a candy, he is evil to you – you give him a candy... And so on until this creature develops diabetes.

Cheats to me.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The banner was so funny. "Be an Avon representative today and get a spear with glowing crystals."

Warrior Avon is crazy. He whispers into you with a spear and says, "Order a towel, order a towel, a fox!"

Inside every old man lives a young man who can’t understand what actually happened.

The Paradox: In First Class, Almost All Girls Are Excellent
<p>Which airlines are there?

In response to Enzo:
I hate it (such elastic, gentle, seductive. With silk smooth skin and beautiful small pink nipples. The FU (
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AFFtar you acky satan... I was tortured by a standalone.)

Garik: Strike the pets at 90 60 90 )))))