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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №20208
 11.09.2009
People write off on viewed porn movies:

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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20207
 11.09.2009
1st :
Are you here?
2nd :
Yes Yes
1st :
We have an unknown man here walking re-writing computers.
Is it yours or the guard?
2nd :
Yes our
2nd :
His name is Michael
1st :
Ok to Ok. I’ll tell the guys to loose it.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20206
 11.09.2009
I leave work. I see a man. Such a normal man. Pumped, male, jeans t-shirt, can easily be a car slider in sight. With a little chihuahua. To them runs a smelly healthy courtyard, from which the man confidently retreats.
The man climbs the stairs, kisses the dog in the lobby and basits:
Don’t worry, I am there!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20205
 11.09.2009
Peris Hilton bites the dentist by the finger.
Mom: before, and he now wears pink, messes up with everybody, drinks in a drunkard and has a dog...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20204
 11.09.2009
There was a beautiful sight in the cafe today. She sat modestly at her table, not paying attention to anyone, on her lips played a dreamy smile. She didn’t eat anything, but sometimes she poured through a pipe... beer from a litre cup.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №20203
 10.09.2009
Morning on Monday. A crowd of people came up from the subway. There are two girls in front of me. I hear the following dialogue:
Do you know what I would do if I found an oligarch?
What is?
I would fall asleep!! to

This is what girls dream of, or say, gold, money, brilliants...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №20202
 10.09.2009
Every man wants to know where the second socks lie.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20201
 10.09.2009
I bought a cake in the dining room.
His seam was slightly broken and the cake became clear to what part of the female body it looks like)))
A dialogue with a young cashier:
How it is (I show you)
Cassirche, ashamedly smiling:
You will be..."

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20200
 10.09.2009
In Linux, it is an attempt to run a game, sometimes it is more interesting than the game itself.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20199
 10.09.2009
Quotes about the Terminator. Remember the moment when a huge robot knocks through a wooden roof and catches people, while screaming loudly? So, how, fucking, this 5-storey toaster was there without making a single O_o sound? Around the open area.
A picture is drawn in the head: a huge robot steals in the way of Jim Carrey from the "Masks", stops, turns sharply toward the camera, makes a gesture of "sh-sh-sh" (mole, be quiet, the chassis beats) and continues to crawl.

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Oh, and as in some films the helicopter flies out of the mountain / skyscraper >_< And the main characters such fuckers - 0_o danunahui type, from where?! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №20198
 10.09.2009
Stash standing at the bottom of the building conducting a survey with a Tajik look man, on the subject of taking his courtier to work
How are they called?
-Juldurmanvsey (well or something like this did not disassemble myself)
to fuck. How you bite. You will be Jura

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №20197
 10.09.2009
In response to:

Read today in the trolleybus: "The throne of the ticket sales manager does not occupy!" )))
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And Novosibirsk? Fuck, where is my white bracelet, let me know :))))


[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20196
 10.09.2009
Author : Total
Date: 10 September 2009 00:20

by Kuibyshev-Belinsky In the white X5 with the girls behind the wheel flew a penny with smoked behind the wheel. X5 is crying. in a laughing cup.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20195
 10.09.2009
In response to:

by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.
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Didn’t you get stuck in your hands today?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20194
 10.09.2009
at the stop. A 4-year-old boy with a chop in his mouth.
What a lovely child, what is it for you? The Chupa Chops? Well, you are a good, not a greedy boy, will you give a aunt a candy?
The boy, filled up, silently stretches the chupa-chups pulled from the cheeks and stretches the ice cream to his aunt.
“Thank you, I see you’re not really a greedy, good boy.
Aunt turns to her mom, who is a little further away, and is about to say something... At this moment the baby whispers:
I asked for a sauce.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20193
 10.09.2009
z_a_r_a_a:
Pashka (husband) got up from bed at night and went to his night work. The sleeping son was not lazy to get up and chase after him either. He grabbed, took his hand and brought back. I laid my dad and slept and fell asleep. For the father of the family in the night of the capucho.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20192
 10.09.2009

"Moses puts on Wales"

The famous singer Boris Moiseev believes that the Russian national team will suffer defeat from the team of Wales in the selection match of the 2010 World Cup.

See also (220)

111. here is the piyadaaraas...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №20191
 10.09.2009
On our tickets in the trolleybus they say: Well, and let your boss be a fool! You are the sun! 😉 Good morning!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20190
 10.09.2009
It is very important for Europe to have Ukraine as its member.

Chairman of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, Goran Lannmarker.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20189
 10.09.2009
I’m sure I’m a pitcher...
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Who are you after that? What a pirate!! to
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In fact, Python is...
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Of course Pythagoras. Neighbors like you need to be destroyed.
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Your neighbors are right: you are a pirates. Homosexuals have nothing to do with it.
and...
The Jackpot! Trolling succeeded.
The author absorbs the energy of each new comment. Apparently, he is halfway to the understanding of Zen and world domination.

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