Rocket "Syзрань" - when hitting any metropolis turns it into Syзрань.

Obama thanked Putin for the good weather in Moscow - who does he think Putin is?

<Lord> Hello to everyone!
<all> Hi Lord!

My night fantasies scare me.

I drove a cat in my dream today. She gave him the money, the keys to the house, and put him in a taxi. He even called me that he arrived normally :(

But do the hoppers know they’re hoppers or do they think they’re cool?

All genius is simply...
yyy: Those of you who mislead, read the theory of superstrings

Today I walked the street and thought that there are two types of people in Russia: some dress according to the weather, others according to the time of year.

Christine in Moscow.

I am drunk at night. and dark. Suddenly the earth goes out of my feet, I fall and beat away everything I could (it turned out that some wreaths dug out a pit and didn't fence the ribbons).
I lie down and regenerate. Darkness, solitude and relaxation.
And suddenly a loud voice under my ear:
Man to smoke?
I almost shrugged.

xxh: yesterday the lecha told, they whipped in the country, well, they wanted supplements, went to the city, all naturally drunk, and also driven, in the car 6 people, one of the most drunk in the luggage.))))
Going past the post.
xxxh: well they are braking, the gasket fits, the car is toned, the driver moves to the passenger.
XHH: the gaez opens the door... a painting with oil, two people on the passenger seat, four people behind, a monsoon ores.
He is the type who has driven all the types we don’t know, you’ve gone by the way... well, go out, let’s find out and the music is turned off.
XHHH: Here is a scream from the trunk, you woke that the monsoon was turned off)))))
YYY: The gesture of “ROFL” – What’s over?
xxx: found the driver and removed the rights))

The Monday. Dialogue at work.
XXX: What will we do today?
Whatever you want, but not today.

VIT: Due to age (37 years), education (2 higher), experience (starting with Sinclair in 1989, changed several dozen computers), profession (computer design), sexual orientation (natural),
I think that for the small button "introduction" and the left "Fn" should be shot.
Join to join.

Council of the day:
Laptops have the habit of being polluted and clogged with dust, as a result of which the air circulation is disrupted and overheating occurs.
Methods for solving the problem:
1st Wash with cold water
2nd So that the cooler inside does not rust, put it in the microwave for 5 minutes.

He has a good Spanish, but his pronunciation is somewhat overwhelming.
Dick had a textbook in his toilet for three years.

Once imperceptibly, the absence of bad habits has become a bad quality for a person.

I sit at work, the morning end of the night shift. I drink tea with proof. He has a phone. The next monologue: "But! but! But fucking! A huli ale, it’s the alarm clock..." The curtain.

<A_Zuykov> party said "need!" :)))
<IoT_mega12> Komsomol replied "blah"

On the prospectus stands a billboard with the "misleading inscription": "Ritual agency Trust"CARE ACTION Social funerals 4500p."
So I want to sign below: "HURRY"

Igorka: My friend system administrator told me that a keyboard speaker came to him at work, and asked to switch the layout to Russian! )))

From Forum
X: I watched the TV here with one eye and it became interesting: purely theoretically, can a person survive after a shot in the stomach from a shotgun from three meters?
A: Maybe it is. Shoot at the entrance to the emergency surgery department.

xxx: because the manuscripts do not burn... but the contents are beautiful