There are no laws of physics in Russia, there is luck.

I don’t know how funny it is.
Older people will smile.
There was a way at the time to leave by train when there were no tickets in the box.
You pay the driver and get into an almost empty car.
I think they had an agreement there.
But not in my case.
The conductor placed me on the top shelf in his coupe, saying that I was the second conductor.
I treated it lightly, but in vain.
The conductor was drunk and slept, and the passengers demanded heat.
And then I melted the oven, spread tea, stood at the stops with a red stick and thought what I was paying for.

At the end of 1940, a German officer comes home. I thought about something.

Wife: What did you think about?

General: Yes, the Führer decided to attack Russia

Wife to Russia? Show me a map of Russia.

The general unfolds a large map before her. She looks, looks, and then asks:

Did the Führer see this map?

XXX: Attention to the question! Without which fluid can a person not live?
Tagged: spirits
ZZZ: The Spirit!! to
Category: C2H5OH
nnn: cgbhn
mmm: spirits * saliva smiley *
This is Blood!! Tagged with ><

My girlfriend (12:01:16 23/08/2009)
I still need to wash, paint and wash the dishes.

I (12:01:54 23/08/2009)
You can make me beautiful and clever. Washing the dishes too.

Compliance of form and content
Yesterday a crane was running in the bathroom. Not that I am completely handless, but the apartment is rentable, I live a second week, so there are no tools at hand.
Call the local service office. Surprisingly, the order is accepted immediately, and half an hour of waiting on the line has not passed. They promise to send the master out tomorrow at 5 p.m.
I went to work earlier, I wait. At 17.06 the door is ringing. I open without asking who. I see: an extremely young man (17 years old), characteristic nose, kippa, peys, and... a suitcase of sanitary equipment. To say that I was stunned is to say nothing!!! The guy in 5 minutes changed what needed, asked (in Russian!!!There was no other problem, and went away, thanking (!) for the challenge.
Have you ever seen a Jewish santechnician? I am not!

She: You can only take care of the female breasts!
He said, “But if I stand before you with a broken neck and an outer limb, will you look me in the eyes?”
c) The Sun

There is: by the way, who noticed what relay in the house? and :)
I remember the 3 or 4 things I noticed... and in memory only delayed :)

SKaDT: Most often there advertised Vikodin :)

From the forum:
NNN: It sounds right - Hope R_a_diionna.
>>Radio of the Russian Federation
You are a fool. Rodionovna is written correctly, learn Russian and pine a puppy for a puppy
GGG: Dybil, Raskolnikov as their native names? The birth. Look at the root!
TTT: the verification word "radius". He was round.
This is Chernobyl Radio.
In other places, the correct name is Rodion.
The right thing to say is not "Radio", but "because of it"

The Odessa News.
Entrepreneurs of the "Northern" market blocked the Nikolaevsky road in the area of the campsite in protest against the actions of the new leadership.

Participants of the protest action without stopping walk forward and forth on the pedestrian crossing in the area of the children's camp "Young Guard" (so they formally do not violate the law).

Inventive Slavic people!

Technical support. Calls the Governor. With a loud, hysterical voice:
Who will confirm my new password?? to
In the sense?
- Here I enter the old password, then a new one, and it is written what needs to be confirmed. Come and confirm it!!! to

With regard to the savings of ammunition by the students of the British Academy... When not the puchea shoots, but the students of the Babaah. Dad told me. When he began to serve in the army, in the tank troops, they frequently held "tank" exercises. Crews in full composition were constructed squares on the field, the driver first from the left, from the right the commander of the car, behind him the charging and the guide. The team of the factory sounded, the driver began to tickle, like a tractor, the commander of the command first, forward... And walked, like in a tank. You say grandmother...

Yesterday, my husband at work had a commission to check the licensing of the programs used.Today everyone is studying the line.

¤ The little girl ¤
Hi to.

punk
I get rid of the monthly. Guarantee of 9 months.

¤ The little girl ¤
And in what way?

sphere: imho, soon in the ads on the sale of apartments will write "catch a crazy wai-fa"

Artem: How much can the computer speed up as much as possible?
yyy: to *oh fucking, it doesn’t seem to work*

SMS from my beloved:
"Condoms are not as eager to buy as pills from diarrhea..."

Quotes for fucking! Funny quotes!

What will you? Did you write a sad quote? What happened? Is it hard to rescue everyone? Everybody came back and came back to their relatives. Was it easier for you to ruin my mood?? to

There is no shit! You are foolish! Nothing of this happened. With a smile on my face in the lunch break, I open the bor to read the Funny! The joyful! Quotes, raise your mood and after lunch, joyful, start working, but NOT! There will be such a sheep or deer, who wants to tell everyone what kind of fucking life, primacy, people, etc. etc... WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? Why do you need such quotes?? to
Hate you fucking! I hope you get in the mood!

Plus the citizens! Make sure that this hatred has read, and it hasn’t been so crazy.

(The Mega Positive
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Let it always be in the best...

Open the cell phone. Under the lid (or under the battery) is glued a small white paper with a red strip. If you lick it, it will be red. They slipped? And it wasn’t necessary to do this, it’s an indicator of moisture getting into the phone. It will not be taken under guarantee. In order to find out whether the body background was drowned into the water or not, there is no need to conduct an examination, especially several days. This is visible during the inspection and is checked first to form a rejection. if the phone was melted, and at the same time hide the curious who lick everything in a row.

On the weekend, at the hour of day, we gently kiss the buyu Denis, his boyfriend, who sat on the internet all night, and he turns to the wall and says: "Option Denis is unavailable"