Yesterday he arranged a retaliation for the cat: he looked him in the eyes while he ate and mouthed, knocked the door when he was sitting on the pot and slept, putting his feet on him.

The 16-year-old tribe of Lecha is suffering a 2.5 year-old son. Having shaken the terrible rose and scattered the fingers, Loš shouts out the words of Barmalay: - And I don't need chocolate! Doing a step – not marmelade! One more step, but only the small ones. Yes! Very small ones! It’s terrible – kids!! to
The child who is stuck in the corner looks with open eyes and calmly and honestly explains:
and Yosa! I am Maymead!
Fortunate father son!

Mom on the dacha, tells about the latest news:
...I put a pot on a plate yesterday, poured milk to boil... and went to the garden! After a while I carry home racing with the cat - oh yeah, all the milk has escaped!!! Thank God I forgot to turn on the screen. :D

1st
and a cookie

2 is
I’m afraid to upset you, but it’s not a cake.

YYYY :
Please forgive me the hole.
The xxx:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
YYYY :
Oh... fucking

Compass: Worked for the first time with a girl with monthly. She didn’t warn me, she was infected.

A: You have blood!! to
She: Well, it’s all a pepper. You killed me...

On the computer my password is a phrase in French, in the hints is given the Russian translation of this phrase, so, for the sake of the kind, no one knows French anyway.
I considered the current youth of the age of 13 a lost generation until my brother picked up this crazy password, using the book War and Peace.

Well do not combine in one text the phrases "A year ago you asked" and "I hurry to report".

A system administrator is a person who can solve a problem without knowing its causes and without understanding how he solved it.
c) Shaddar

I recently went to the zoo. They looked at the foils: he swam under the water for a long time, but at one point he pushed his smooth mouth into the air. MCH said "What a great!!! It looks like you!" All the people who gathered turned to me..."
O_O

We sit with a friend on the bench, drink beer, near the road. And here comes the new beech of the sixth model and behind it is the...
From the speaker it is heard: "black mercedes immediately stop..."beha goes on "...black mercedes immediately press to the side..."bha slightly slowed but still goes on. If you hear another voice from the speaker "...this is BMW!!! It was..."

The Kerry Cat:
I pressed the button and held it for a long time. Choosing with whom to talk. She ran through the list and I closed my eyes. I removed my finger and she stopped on you. :D

and Yasnij:
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

and Yasnij:
I put x** on the keyboard and led it from left to right and this is what happened.

The mind is limited by abilities, and stupidity is limited by possibilities.

He was served by one of his acquaintances in OMONE, once in the winter they were preparing to take someone there with a rack when transferring money. The transfer procedure was to take place in the woods outside the city, they worked on guidance, the place was known and positions were taken in advance. Negotiations were carried out, but on the roadside was number 4 (in a white mascara, filled with snow).
By night, the contact check is OK. They hear, a car is driving, but not into the forest on the road, but stops on the main road. After a while, a wild female scream is heard, the door is knocked and the car crashes abruptly. The commander of the group starts calling the fourth, but he is silent. Only a few minutes later 4 comes into contact, saying that everything is okay...
Already after the operation, the 4th told him that he was lying on the road, then the car stopped in front of him, a gorgeous tile in a nork coat came out of it and arranged to do the need right above his head. He said to her:
Girl, can you sit down?
This is the same scream that came out...

Why does Putin have so many bodyguards?
Alone they are afraid of him.

She: I’m here before you, and you’re looking at my breasts.

Those who have played in Fallout 3 know that in the course of the game you can take three partners with you. This is a dog, a healthy mutant and a flying robot. I thought it was something very familiar... then it came out that it was a towel, a frightening and a iron woodcut.

From the magazine Chingizid:

In the flight hall of the Riga airport, the blonde model articles strictly, like the director of the school, said in a well-set voice to the phone: "Mommy, fuck! I am not having fun eating, but fucking sucking! That you have anything to suck except the fucking!"

Our IT department is very happy when a security officer named Trajan comes to us for business.

The cat is not mine, he doesn't love me, but we go to the refrigerator at night together to eat.