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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19568
 24.08.2009
Coach at the Yacht Club "Leader":
So, guys... Either you’re putting yourself out in full and doing everything to win, or the next time on your T-shirts the letter “L” will be very difficult to cure from the letter “P”!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19567
 24.08.2009
I sit in the server room, the admin in the headphones that everyone is listening listening for a long time, hits the switch and the headphones turned off, the sound went from the speakers: "How to calm down from stress. The second chapter"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19566
 24.08.2009
On the box is written: Handsfree. And the following translation is "hands. free of charge" o_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19565
 24.08.2009
And why can’t I ever read the correct phrase from the first time: “I’ve already sent you?”
Because they can’t write it right from the first time.
c) DH

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19564
 24.08.2009
xxx: It seems like all KISS songs on the same theme - "let's fight"!
YYY: No, there are even more anti-war.
xxx: Agha - "war of the hook, let's fight"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №19563
 24.08.2009
How to reinstall Win XP if you have an Office 2003 and Office 2007 disk?
I thought for a long time what to answer...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19562
 24.08.2009
As my acquaintance says: Berks are universal shoes, they are equally dirty and in winter, and in the mountains, on the alloy, and in diving, and with a parachute :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №19561
 24.08.2009
<Terrens> Urgent!!! The control is burning! Who knows what a WAHABIT is???? to
<Asterot> I'm going to ask you
<Asterot> Wahhabit is in Islam the measure of the volume of information. 1 Wahhabit = 1 of 8 Wahhabits. equal to the Orthodox bite. Or 1\8 Orthodox kilobytes.
<Terrens> thank you very much!!!!! to
<Asterot> Yes for nothing, always ready to help! ))

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19560
 24.08.2009
Humor is not –
Please forgive me. I’ll write a one-time UG and I won’t do it anymore. K to:
Half a year I played PS3 in GTA4, I drove around the city, I pressed people under a fun song, then I went and sang it, I fell in the soul... I liked it.
Give me a trick"

The citizens! I, as a musician, dislike this position: Although I do not like the song, but it is a myth, and therefore - trouble. I like this song, but it’s fucking rough, so fucking.
This is called lack of taste and lack of opinion. Personally, I’m drawn from Ranetkook to bluff, but if they like you, then you should be deeply purple before I think it’s your choice. Adapters are fucking.
Apologize again.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19559
 24.08.2009
Leader: We take some piece with holes and fold everything there.
The shit with the holes is you, fool! And what you took is called shit!
_______________________________________________________
This is Sergey Yurievich Beljakov from Taganrog! We found him!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №19558
 24.08.2009
Russian men ordered pizza and girls, then they made bets who would come faster.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №19557
 24.08.2009
The real story.

I talk to a girl - a model, filmed for FHM, beautiful, unrealistic, all men turn their heads. Smart, educated, travelled half the world, surrounded by millionaires, elite, etc.
I decided to stick to the end and not fall in love, but I just couldn’t help but dissolve after she said she really loved playing Mortal Kombat, her favorite fighter Subzero, and called the button sequence for 2x combo... )

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19556
 24.08.2009
Dima, I understand: you’re a man with a kind of sense of humor... tell me, on which shit did you stick the flash to the usb node?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №19555
 24.08.2009
The Astrakhan region. Bus stop in a clean area. It is written with a beautiful letter "Happiness".

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19554
 24.08.2009
Blondes are burning. One girl writes a comment to another photo:
Q: On whose bed are you lying? Wearing clothes and..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19553
 24.08.2009
The Secret of Your Name!
Number of participants: 2929
Type of Club
You are invited by Roman Hoytsov

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19552
 24.08.2009
but here is also - Add the button [ Author fool ] when you click on which the author's mail comes a letter with this amazing news for him

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №19551
 24.08.2009
If you also have the seventh shit comma, the hell of the blades - baking the bits!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19550
 24.08.2009
I recently enrolled in a fitness club, discussing this with my boyfriend.
I: There will be a couple of months and you will have a beautiful, slim, sexy girl.
He says: I will not leave you!

[ + 91 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19549
 24.08.2009
Tired of...
Darya Chigareva 4 March 2009 at 16:25
Tired, tired, tired... Tired of grey, uncovered stupidity. Dear friends, is it not funny for you? Favorite books: I don’t like to read... Interests: Well... a lot of interesting things... But in the list of favorite quotes Shakespeare, Remark and HZ, who, Katie, but really liked... Favorite quotes? What are you? found through a search engine. And your favorite quotes in speech are mostly matte, gentlemen! About yourself: malafka... Milafka, pupse, beautiful, good defacka. Who taught you to be so great and powerful? Gorky, Dostoevsky or Pushkin? 28 albums of 160 photos: I and the rose, the rose on the right, the rose on the left, I am on the rose, the rose without me... And comments: "Beautiful", "Pasiбки", "Pretty", "Chmaff" and so on. Think, ladies and gentlemen, think To read, observe and think. Try not to be empty, try to be in harmony with yourself. Any informal has read more than you. He has his religion, whether it be music or political views. You laugh at them, even though they are funny themselves. In the list of favorite TV shows: 22 titles, but about "House-2" comments are written "I would kill all...", especially Sobchak... Dear, and what is different all these shows from "House-2"? All this is taken for you, for the grey and the poor. They teach you how to dress, get married, survive a divorce... They teach you because you can’t do it yourself... What can you give your children?

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