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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №19448
 20.08.2009
Today (23:36:34 19/08/2009)
physiology is physiology, but sooner or later to want to get stuck with the nose in the shoulder of that one, and all night to be afraid to move, so that he does not wake up. And with a smile listen to his singing or snoring. Then crack the tap on the mouth so that it stops and sleeps peacefully next to it again!)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19447
 20.08.2009
One blonde creature has been in contact with the nick Sweet Princess for 22 years
I like noisy companies. I love when gifts are given!!! Go to the shops!! I love the Teddy Mice! Hanging in contact. Go to clubs, go crazy. Look at the world "Through pink glasses"... because pink is MY LOVE COLOR... well, not only pink, but also blue and blue, and I forgot about grey))))..I dream of having everything in these colors****, I am the girl of the ball!!!!!! And my interests were: volleyball,, basketball,, cycling,, skating,, rolls..... short dresses, narrow jeans,, mini shirts,, mini shorts))) shirts,, long nails, fitness, like shirts from PATRIZA PEPE,,,, FURLA>>>>ME//XX/ PEPE Jeans.. and many others... don’t like to write.
Favorite music: >>>>>>
Favorite Movies: No Favorite Just Like:
Favorite TV shows: when nothing to watch You can house 2 to watch,,,,,,, your game... Laughter without a prAvil... Kill the League. and etc.
I forgot when I last read it!!! I read the newspaper every day!!! GLAMUR.......COSMOPOLITTAN-sHoPPiNg.....no and others

O_O Oyaebub writer, to sterilization immediately!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19446
 20.08.2009
I was caught screaming at the exam.
"God, buy your tickets!"

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19445
 20.08.2009
Alexey: I shave my eggs and tell my girlfriend to shave too.
Does your girlfriend have eggs??? O_O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19444
 20.08.2009
She (15:24:26 18/08/2009)
Do you have milk soup?

She (15:26:55 18/08/2009)
There is no milk.

He (15:31:14 18/08/2009)
Here they talked.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19443
 20.08.2009
xxx: joke this morning from the management: rewritten from the morning all men without cravings and in jeans
And all the ladies with open shoulders and open shoes.
Deduction from Z/P for unconstitutional appearance

xxx: as a result, the network fell - the Aitishnikov were taken by the entire department

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №19442
 20.08.2009
I clean up the audience. Around full of buttocks: repairs have begun, a bunch of boards, sticks, heavy tools... I bathe under the barrel, I collect small garbage. Here comes a couple and without noticing me begins a dialogue:

D: I need to talk to you.
P, obviously feeling bad: yeah, let’s go.
D: We have to break up.
Q: Why is it?! to
D: You’re too good, too beautiful for me... and in general...
P is waiting.

The man looks at the audience. He raises a stick, pretending to fuck her. He leaves. He lifts someone abandoned. He pretends again. He smiles and turns to the girl. I am already preparing to jump out of the shelter and cut it off with a hammer. Here he does the unexpected:

P is holding.
He stretches her loose. The girl in Ahaia. I too.
Q: Now you’re going to beat me in the mouth until I’m going to be crazy enough for you.

A long pause. They have forgotten the kiss. I carefully walked through the second exit until something hotter began.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №19441
 20.08.2009
My friend took my mother’s laptop, which I used before. I have to say that his mother is teaching English, so I wasn’t very upset – not to reset the wheel, left the one that was (English), created a new user – god (film “hackers” remembered, yes :)) and set up for him to sign in without a password. But I forgot to remove the box "to ask for a password when leaving the screensaver".
At first everything was okay, but then the mother calls the comrade and says about the following: "Son! My laptop is blocked! Only God can help me!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19440
 20.08.2009
The night.
I go with my new 4 size acquaintance... (and in my dreams a mistress) on the train, in front of each other.
Talk about nonsense.
I smoked, and she thought:
You're the first guy who doesn't watch my chest all the time...You're just cute!

I was silent, cried seriously.
The beauty did not notice that in the train I burned her B OKHE breasts throughout the trip, because at night the reflection is much clearer and even in color!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №19439
 20.08.2009
A woman is like a shirt: if she is soaked, cheer her.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19438
 20.08.2009
List of applicants recommended for enrollment according to the results of passing the entrance tests to St. Petersburg University of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia
In the year 2009:

http://www.univermvd.ru/enter/spek.htm

1st Alekperov Parvin Joseph Ogly
2nd Allah has given the wrath to the wrath.
Three Amyraslanov Gunduz Etibar
4 is Babayev Namig Alman Ogly
5 is Bayramly Babek Gosgar
6 is Valiev Orhan Mehdi Ogly
7 is Gasanov Ehtiram Khosrov Ogly
8 is Dzhumabaeva Nargis Abdussamiyevna
9 is by Andrei Aleksandrovich
10 is Isma’il al-Baqarah
11 is Isma’il is the righteous one.
12 is Curtin John
Thirteen Mamedov Seymour Mamedgulu
14 is Mammadzayev Ilgar Fahrad Ogly
15 is Mahmoud Ahmed Elshad Ogly
16 is Moses of the Righteous,
17th Nourylosode Mukhibulo
18 is Sulaymanov Wushal Width of the Eagle
19 is Sharifov Royal Vidadi Ogly

I understand #12 and #9 in the sea.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №19437
 20.08.2009
From yesterday’s news:
The only good news is that our show is over.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19436
 20.08.2009
Before going to bed, brother and mother talk, brother's milk tooth fell for 11 years. B – Brother M – Mother (Captain Evidence)

B - I will put a tooth under the pillow, suddenly the tooth fairy will bring anything
I don’t know after 10 years I probably don’t wear it.
B – Like Santa Claus...what did they all conspire?! to

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19435
 20.08.2009
Recently, my mom brought a video from the house, which I turned on, I saw my 3-year-old nephew walking in the yard, then took a toy microphone and started shouting in it: "Kill!" to kill! Kill all the people!"
I think I’m growing up as a black metal vocalist.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19434
 20.08.2009
the website of the seller of electrical products,
Section "Questions and Answers"

Please explain it.
faced with such a situation: during the operation of the machine SH200L, an unknown shark hunt (NEH) occurred. The diagnosis of the error gave nothing, and now the machine does not work.
Tell me, please, what could be the cause of THEM, and how high is the percentage of cases of Unknown THEM among all cases of fucking hyuni?
With respect.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19433
 20.08.2009
I woke up at night because my son woke up.
He got up and gave him a bottle. I go back.
I see - on my pillow already lies AZA (French bulldog, 6 months old puppy, always sleeping on the couch). I think I am completely overwhelmed.
I take her, raise her, and she rests. I make an effort, raise her up and I hear the voice of my wife.
"Oleg, leave my head at peace"

WAH...

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19432
 20.08.2009
Bulgaria in 2009
Hi girls! Where are you from?
We are from Moldova. So you can talk to us in Russian!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19431
 20.08.2009
Lenor
Would you advise to see?
Lenor
Horror of Anything
by Mikhail
Video from your wedding where I danced

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19430
 20.08.2009
XHHH: Shesh Baba passed by the office with the phone.. says to someone: "Yesterday I was turned the numbers because I was driving without a check-up. Last night they took the rights because they were driving without numbers"
Tomorrow the car will be taken away because I was driving without permission.
WOW: and after tomorrow she will be taken in fool because she was driving without a car

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19429
 19.08.2009
I don’t know what a joke with breaking the peach with the tongue in half? Captain of Evidence, wow!

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