It is not as dangerous to stand in the way of a flock as it is in the way of those who feed it.

This story happened in those times when car enthusiasts at exams in addition to driving and traffic rules were forced to know the match of the car. This story happened with the head of the Department of Chemistry, a doctor of chemical sciences, a professor of the Taganrog Radio Technical Institute. At that time he was probably 50 years old, with a tail when he got a personal car. I went to car school and finally the exams. But he was badly given the device of the car. There were a few attempts, and finally he was lucky. In the ticket, in the match section, he got the device and the battery work! Winged, sitting on his bow, he described the work of the battery in the most detailed way, describing all the processes at the molecular level using the words "cathions", "anions", "transition of electrons from orbit to orbit", and other scientific terminology. The exam was taken by the senior of the GAI, with one twist (probably a pressed feather), which as the response grumbled stronger and stronger. Eventually he cut off the professor and said to him, "Daddy, you are not ashamed to carry such an Achine! Go, learn the work of the battery, come another time.
The professor slightly lowered his head, confused, wondering where he was wrong, went away.
Everyone who was there at the same time (there were several students from this institute) lay down laughing. But for the happiness of this professor there was also the captain of the GAI, who said to the senior, "You know whom you expelled?
He is a chemist! He knows how the battery works, because he is one of those who invented it! Give him back and apologize.
You should have seen the root of this senior...He took these words literally... :)

How is it?
I cannot please anything. Everything is OK.

Farewell, my dear and irreplaceable. I hope for your soon return. Without you, the house was cold and empty. Sometimes I warm my hands around the cup of tea, remembering how passionate, burning, gentle and affectionate, wrapping up... but I understand, of course, vacation is needed by everyone.
I miss you without you, my favorite hot water.
Devil WPT

by Maximko! (13:14:37 13/08/2009)
Anastasia

by Maximko! (13:14:40 13/08/2009)
Anastasia

by Maximko! (13:14:55 13/08/2009)
Play the Harmony!! to

Antonio (13:15:29 13/08/2009)
The Third [:

Antonio (13:15:40 13/08/2009)
fucking fucking

The Megaphone subscribers! Be careful, the operator has all enabled the service of soundtracks instead of music for 2 weeks for free, but it will not turn off itself and you will start to write off money without your knowledge! Call the tech support to find out how to turn off!

I have been living alone in my apartment for a long time, and the habit of closing up in the toilet still remains)

Flies are very interesting animals.
They are equally good at black on white and white on black)))

Once in the summer I came back from the cinema at 5 am with my girlfriend and her girlfriend (and my hair is not very short). Suddenly from the bushes from behind a voice, roasted - in the chlam:
Girls, can you take a moment?
I turned and smiled wide:
At least for an hour!
Oh, and b #@! - said the hopper and the donkey in the bushes...

Question: Lovely ladies and gentlemen! Tell me, please, in what position is the easiest possible penetration in the SG?
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What is SHG??? How long have I broken my head! Decode the pls.

Questions to the expert at the press conference:
And the question personally from me: how many minutes will the Russian Navy live in the event of hostilities against the United States?

In the event of hostilities against the United States, the Russian Navy will live about 30-40 minutes less than the United States itself.

There was a case at a state-owned enterprise where I was a technical specialist at the time. We had a healthy uncle, wearing glasses, not shaved and sometimes even wearing a sweater. In addition to administering, this uncle was engaged in paperwork of different kinds. And in my hand I always wanted a folder with the inscription 'eeblanki' and the forms inside. He loved his job. One day I changed on the boss's computer 2 letters in the name of a folder on the desktop. There was ' TABLE', it became ' TABLE'. Changes have remained unchanged for a long time. But here came the inspection and... the inspector recorded the fact of this mistake. Gathered all the technicians and Odmin, ticked the finger "what is it?"... Judging by the confusing faces, gave the hint "where is the mistake?!!"... and #039;s I understood', cried out Odmin and, correcting the glasses, helped to correct the error... It turned out 'TAEBLI'... The boss, looking at the folder in the hands of admin, could not object :)

The xxx:
Now I am loyal and kind to everyone.

The xxx:
I am filled :)))

I watch football Russia-Argentina, commentators started a conversation about relatives in football. It was killed by the phrase of Gusev: "We also have Berezutsky brothers and they may soon have a son." Then he adds: Well, one of them". And a barely constricted laughter behind the picture.

XHH: Fuck, we don’t have anything to sell on the mail: all kinds of chemistry were, now we are selling pans, the pans are forced to sell...
Hey, when you’re selling latex clothes and fetish shoes – you’ll call... :)
Well, we are selling fetish shoes from latex - kalashi!

Do not talk to your husband on the phone. It will be better!
Natasha: In 11 years I only lazed once, and then - for the salary!
Deuce: For the salary? In the phone? OOO
Natasha is stupid! In the pants!
Deuce: Only once? In 11 years? My husband in his pants? O_O

The Vice President of Lokomotiva Yevgeny Meliyakov told the Moscow Komsomolce about the new lawn recently laid on the stadium in Cherkizovo.

"Traves from the suburbs. We did so for two reasons. The first, it is the main, is the grass grown in our conditions, more adapted to the Russian reality. The second is the cost. In Russia we bought grass much cheaper than, say, it costs in the Netherlands.

13.08.2009 13:34:34 Evgeny: - Vilnius is divine! At 4 a.m. I sat in the middle of the road and whispered with a bad voice that I would not leave anywhere. The police came, put two cones around me and left.

Simultaneously with the giant-eating flower during an expedition to the mountains of the Philippines, botanists have also discovered strange pink butterflies and blue mushrooms that are not yet identifiable.

In the course of the expedition was for hemp... and probably found...

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:18) :
Did you remove me from my friends? O_O
Katko (12.09.09 22:19) :
So what... was interesting?

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:19) :
The sheep in the herd did not count xD