Do you want to fuck a guy who has been working for a Jew for three years?

Parking in front of the hypermarket. I sit in the car, a blonde comes out of the car in front of me and asks me.
to leave my place so that she can leave the parking lot. I say: turn on the rear and leave quietly.
She replied to me, “Are you stupid?” My car is advanced.

Chilli-Willi: I’m joking with myself again today)))))
Jake: yes is it? What again?? to
Chilly-Willi: Well again my stupid imagination decided to joke about her))))) went swimming while she was lying in bed well and I think let me stick to it...))0
What did he do now? – No.
Chilli-Willi: lying in the bath, swallowed the floor and head with ketchup and the type I lie down slipped and broke the head)))
I am a pure demon ?
Chilly-Willi: well yes)))) she went in, you would see her face)))) I started screaming, I couldn't stand and laughed))))
The outcome? ?
Chilli-Willi: half an hour on the stairs in pants and ketchup on the head ((((
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I am 22 years old, a virgin. By nature, I am a nice guy with a good body. Educated, great sense of humor. On dating sites I write very even interesting girls, and myself. The nephart is that I am crumbling from birth. And here already 3 times in a row, after dating and communicating through the internet, when it comes to real, they see this battlefield, her interest in me grows. It’s just a PEC, not a FART!! to

You are idiot. The trout of unbarredness, the mint shirt and the crown "everyone lies" - and your grandmothers (Loshar))

San (11:21:25 14/07/2009)
and healthy. I saw the real killer yesterday!! to

AI (11:22:18 14/07/2009)
How did you know he was real?

San (11:28:44 14/07/2009)
Karoche went to the shore to his brother - he works there as an administrator of the tyr. We drink beer slowly. Here suits a bald person with sharp facial features, without mimics, straight one-on-one similar to the hero of the game hitman. He goes in a strict suit in his hand suitcase. Silence takes the air... Diman and I barely drowned with beer... Caroche of 50 stalls, all 50 exactly rabbit in the eye!!!. Silence puts the air on the table, gets the clothes out of the cartridge and wipes off the prints.) It gets 150 rubles and silently goes away)))

AI (11:30:11 14/07/2009)
Hole, I did not have a workout ?

AI (11:32:19 14/07/2009)
Have you watched the criminal records tonight?

Last night I saw an eye with a twisted iron bath on the roof!
The Hole)

My mother works in a children's home called the "Polar Star" and just escaped a child from them.
Hello, I am concerned about the polar star.
... a long silence and a voice from the other end would have called you from Mars!

Online consultation on Doctor.ru

He drank hot water from the crane, drank dishwasher
Question: I had problems and I wanted to account for my life. And so I drank different tablets in large amounts and still drank iodine in large amounts and drank about 40 tablets at a time of euthyrox and still drank hot water from the crane drank dishwasher still drank somewhere 30 tablets of mesina forte and ate constantly leaves from different trees and ate wolf berries. I am very sorry for Styles. Please tell me what to do how I am treated and what I can have after this I am 17 years old. Please answer. Very waiting

Answer: You probably have good health - after all of the above, you are even writing this question... Particular alarm, of course, is caused by hot water from under the crane - tell me, and how hot was it? Why do you ask this question to a sexologist?

The remains of the enemy escaped from the battlefield.

At the tent, a blue man buys a beer: "Eye fuck me two three riches... no, three two riches... fuck him, give me two Baltics."

From the ASK:
Husband: Why so long?
I sit with your sister.
Why was he surprised again?
Wife: We’ve plotted her cows today. She was more genuine. Here we took white strands under the color of hair and wrapped them.
Husband: And what then?
Her hair is up to her knees. :D While we were trying to lift them, the cell phone ringed. She moved after him. I forgot about the patls, grabbed them for the door pen, turned around and broke my leg.
Man: Oh and now what?? to
What did the gips put on? We sit waiting for parents and watch what news will spread between friends first.
Cossacks are winning.
The husband p.

AAA: A friend told me that if you bite your lips a little before you kiss them, they will swell and it will be much more enjoyable to kiss.
ZZZ: You just don’t forget that it doesn’t work with a member.

Unnamed One: How these Hawaiian instruments are called

Unnamed One: Chick-Chi-Chi

The Marrakesh?

Unnamed One: Em.. describe them

That kind of chic-chic.

Unnamed One: Dooo

Unnamed One: Unnamed One!

This morning I accidentally picked up the keyboard and found an orange caramel under it! It is delicious! The day started successfully.

Mr. Smith: My comp has been six years old! I’ll go to school next year.)

(Hello to the author from the fan :)

Oshun (14:56:11 13/07/2009)
Have you heard of digital drugs?
Oshun (14:56:16 13/07/2009)
That is it? )
Sabazios (14:56:27 13/07/2009)
I prefer analogues.

If we put on the map of Russia all cases of corruption of inspectors of the GIBDD - it will be the Atlas of Russian roads

VKontakte is now real with blackjack and prostitutes! and :)

The xxx:
Do you need 300,000 needles?
Our bought x@r when, now it does not fit anywhere, now they go down, bl@loša, sell!!! to
YYYY :
The MDA writes...
The xxx:
There are buttons and buttons.
The xxx:
Bl@, I will buy a plasticine, I will make eggs, eyebrows, and I will throw Fseh Nah.

buster: yeah, if you come tomorrow to the Chevrolet Camaro 2010, Masha will show you her breasts
asderty in 2010?
asderty: yes to me the boss Chevrolet will show his breasts if I show him Chevrolet 2010 =)