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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18224
 16.07.2009
Growing up is that, growing up is that.

Growing up is when you earn your own living, not hanging on the neck of your parents; you can make decisions on your own, etc. And not beer with an eye to open, from the movies to grab or remember all kinds of figs 5-10 years ago.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18223
 16.07.2009
The Bicycle Forum:
A: Do you drive like a mangal?

B: In the form of money. No more compact


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18222
 16.07.2009
You are alchemy...
YYY: I am not drinking. I have allergies.
XXX: How is it expressed?
I am drunk.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18221
 16.07.2009
XXX is
The Evil
Lineage 2 - Evil
The Evil Beer
Babies of Evil
WOWU
A. We are in hell.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №18220
 16.07.2009
The richer the accused, the poorer the sentence.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №18219
 16.07.2009
We have a Serovsky route in the region, the Yekaterinburg-Serov road.
In the middle of the route, an Azerbaijani built a cafe along the road.
His name is “U Sah+a” (without advertising). They often ate with
colleagues on the road to/from missions. The menu and quality of the meal.
Replaced in large quantities.
The cafe had a hall and a veranda, where it was very comfortable in the summer.
Eat and drink. There were three Ukrainians at the next table.
And by sight and by language it was hard not to understand who they were (therefore not yet).
I know how they got there.)
They turned out to be capricious donels, chased the waitresses, demanding everything and
and much.
At the edge of my ear I hear: Dipchina, let us drink your vodka. And we are calm.
We can drink independently. The cousin pulled them a litre graffiti.
and vodka.
The process went. But in the continuation of the banquet, one of them demanded
Call the owner.
In five minutes, an Azerbaijani man appears with a question in his eyes. Brother and
I mean, I’ve got a bit of a fool here, right? The owner nodded and replied,
I have two, Dwayne.
Take it here, I’ll choose.
After two minutes in the light of the veranda appear two mouths of beads, with
Big wet eyes with the words “Mououououououu.” The hooks stood up. The owner
This is a man, this is a man. Do not like? I can bring a bull.

They left very quickly, leaving a lot of teas.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №18218
 16.07.2009
AutoVaz - like Lenin in the mausoleum: the money for maintenance is spent considerable,
The hope that he will get up and go is nothing.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18217
 16.07.2009
This is from the contract: 6.2. Force majeure means circumstances arising after the signing of this Agreement, which are the result of unforeseen events that could not be foreseen or prevented, including Russian legislation.

This is what you expect from a civil servant, if even the Russian legislation itself is stipulated in the treaties as a force majeure.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №18216
 16.07.2009
Yesterday on the channel Sport showed a guy, and under it the inscription "Winner of the EPT", it turned out EPT - this is the Euro Poker Tour))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18215
 16.07.2009
and caro. Status in aske: " Eve is a deer. She wanted an apple. Scotch is curious... It is necessary – so suffering once a month because of one curious lady... "

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18214
 16.07.2009
In short, when a patient enters the intestinal surgery department with obstruction - the main task is to clear him well and resolve obstruction - this can save him from emergency surgery.
put a syphonic enema - it is to pump at once for 2 liters of water, long and turbulent.
and in the clamping hanged in the clisters - well in the form of a rubber heater with a long end pipe.. one was for everyone, and the second was new, well, for every case.
And in the new, the cockroaches grew up and grew up to incredible williness... but no one knew about it... and one night a decent man, in a costume, in a tie, all clean and intelligent with difficulty. His sister regretted him and took a new cliché.
Now imagine the situation:
2 liters of water from this enema are pumped into the man... then he lies for 10 minutes, then stands up and goes to the toilet.
He climbs up and sees a full swing of sparkling cockroaches.
SS scream was good.. on all 7 floors of the body
An )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
SS (this is how you get to the doctors.)
We are all ss. :)
Did he kill you afterwards?
He went to the cardio department.
A could be in Morocco.
The SS clean office. Everything is perfect. And where they are there.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18213
 16.07.2009
Academy of Law. The jurisprudence. The 2009 edition.
Well... I congratulate you! You are all unemployed lawyers. Ura!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18212
 16.07.2009
So, dear friends, if you really want to eat, and you don't have much time to cook, or you have little money to eat, and before you have a week, and so on. and etc. Stop killing yourself with scratches and other scratches. Do you think she’s tired already? So, for the price of the mono to buy a great thing, such as rice flour with pork, oatmeal flour with beef, pigeons, etc. Conserved and packaged in strawberries, like in the strawberries. The price for one bowl is about 20 rubles, but everything is natural, without any chemistry, and the taste is better than all kinds of plates and other goodies. Russians will save the world! A pleasant appetite.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18211
 16.07.2009
XXX is
and :-*

Tasty
Where did he knock?

XXX is
by LEZO

Tasty
and more specifically

XXX is
I put on big lips and knocked it all at once.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18210
 16.07.2009
Anna (16:53:48 14/07/2009)
The princes don’t care about me, they smell like horses.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18209
 16.07.2009
xxx: City where there is "Collecting Street", "Second Sixth(!) street", "Arthur Street", "Collaborative travel" - a normal city??? to
Yyy: This is Minsk, baby ;)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18208
 16.07.2009
X: You better tell me, have you been to this turbine base at least once?
YYYY: Yes
What you need to take two beautiful blondes there, so that they don't freeze, don't starve, and in general, that everything is bad.
and condoms ?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18207
 16.07.2009
Title of the Internet newspaper:

"The graveyard of the Russian national team was not released abroad..."

Is there a personal cat in the collection case?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18206
 16.07.2009
Colonel, Head of the Department of Preparation of Officers of the Reserve:
"Going in order must be right...It doesn’t shake you. Although it is also necessary to shake properly and carefully" Further followed the demonstration of the correct and incorrect movements of the hands when shaking

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18205
 16.07.2009
I was riding with my friend on the roller coaster. After two hours, they decided to go for a swim, the well near the irrigation canal was. They were bathed in cowards, then the wet cowards were removed, the trousers were worn on the naked body, and forward.

We go and hold wet pieces in our hands. Going past the store. Let’s go and buy minerals. Go to. In order not to confuse the people, they put raw cowards in their pockets, for two minutes - to go in and out.

We took the mineral, we approached the box. And the cashier has free thin cellophane bags at hand. The comrade immediately realized that in such a bag you can put cowards, and in the pocket to carry peacefully. The further dialogue:

Please give me this bag.
The seller looks surprised at the bottle of the mineral.
Why is he to you?
What is the difference? Give it, they are free.
You do not need him!
I need!
Why are you going to sleep there?
Blonde and wet cowards. And with a taste, I swept onto the shelf a raw cake.

You could see her eyes...

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