Al is
I want to wake up with a girl.)

The Sun
Why does she live with you? ? ? ? ?

The Sun
cosmetics there, underwear, clothes, a lot of clothes)))))))))))) no, you can imagine)) all kinds of cheese and yogurt will be frozen in the refrigerator))))))))) by experience I know) they are fairy) and fairies do not eat sausages and pasta )

Your cat has such a soft and silk wool =^^=
2: Of course, because I wash yellow "Laska: Magic of wool"! :D

Moscovites are divided into indigenous and dairy.

XXX - A drug addict came to me to work.
YYY – How did you define it?
xxx - I ask him "What languages do you speak?"
He’s me: "Delphi, Basic and a bit more of a kind of C plus"
Well, I understand that such languages do not exist.

In the picture, two girls stand in swimsuits opposite each other. The first comment:
and 4:2.

of steel:
Not in vain they say that in Chelyabinsk harsh people live, I read the news announcement on the rambler:
In Chelyabinsk on the washing machine found a buried tomb, the tomb was next to garbage tanks. The locals saw him. Police departed to the spot of detection. The tomb was wrapped with nails. During the inspection, it was found that there was construction garbage inside.

[10:17:23] <Spatz> my told, to them in the cabinet came a boy (working in "ASU") and grit: I am with ASU (I sounded ASU) :) to him a man from the cabinet replied (working in "RU 1" Rudo-Management): and I AM SHAM! and :)
[10:18:02] <Spatz> got acquainted

At the meeting:
Chief: Please ask questions?
I asked the question (I don’t remember exactly what).
The boss's answer: There is no answer to your question, so it's a problem, and I asked you to ask questions.
O_O

Q: Do you have a tent?

There’s electricity in the morning ?

How to teach a cat not only to open the door, but also to close it.? to

From life:
My girlfriend has a 3 year old son. At home, the bathroom is combined with the toilet, she swims before bed, the son sits on a pot, I drink tea in the kitchen and I hear their conversation:
Maam, what kind of shit do you have? He looks at her and is confused.
She thought he meant hair and replied:
When you grow up, you will be the same.
My son is hysterical:
I do not want!! Why is my dad big, and how will you? I want a big one like my dad!!...
I drowned with tea from laughter, and the child was barely calmed, he was crying so much...

Yesterday, in his native provincial PTU, I saw this picture: a discolored, painted blonde with wild whizges and matyugs pulls about the same rough-straddle cabbage for her hair and spat in all her throat "You, the fuck, steal from me all the time! You are a dirty thief and you should be punished! All the time you are trying to get anything from me! and they cut off her hair, and they put her on the floor, and they tear each other’s clothes. Well I think it’s all serious, missed the girl on the theft (everything happens).
But here the second with no less pressure attacks the first with the screams "You are the one with me, shit, you are always stealing! Sitting down when I am in a hurry!!! You're the same yesterday, fucking like that, I've gathered all the persics!and "
Remember, people, this is just a game. These are just numbers in the database on the server! Get to the top!! to
c) the NLS

When you read the abyss, you really want to see more jokes, understood by someone else besides their authors.

Thomas: But admin is really the only subculture to be taught :)

My father on the VAZ 2115 with this alarm system once got near the store - the doors closed, and the key remained lying on the seat.
But the fun started later. He called a friend, the kind of one who could open the door from the outside. My friend came (I too). He forged for half an hour - the metal line was sealed for the rubber, and then delivered a verdict - to cut the rubber, press the rear glass (small, triangular). They have already started cutting. And here comes a man like that, pushing away this "pets", picking up a piece of rusted wire on the side, bending a clever hook from it and stealing it under the rubber into the door. A little bit and a click – the lock opened. The door to open, he says, I will not - the signal will blink. And then asks so modestly: Whose car is it, yours or want to steal? Without waiting for an answer, he quickly left. I almost died of laughter.

I work on the road, I lead a brigade of workers. We put borders on the facility, and on the opposite side of the road, a sub-brigade from our organization works, and I am also the chief. I approach their elderly to meet a young guy aged 20-22. I ask him:''Do you have a curvymeter?'' His answer struck:''No, it's not for me, I don't know what it is...'' But his next phrase just killed me:''I'm a sanitary worker, the hell knows why I'm put here.'' Fuck, no comments...

Write down everything you want to know about the Department of Computer Technology!!(ITMO, a department whose students have repeatedly won the programming world championships)
2: is it true that you go to somebody at night at the house and guess the scanwords?

It is time to change the passport. I come to the UFMS, and there are posters on each wall:
State duty for passport 150 rubles (50 rubles per form is not charged).
In order not to wait, I go to the bank, fill in a receipt for 150 and give it to the window. What they say to me: the amount you have is strange, clarify.
I have nothing to do, I ask.
I say, Mrs Shell 100!
Why are there 150 posters? What I am answered:
Girl, are you stupid? There is also clearly said: only 150, but 50 of them are not necessary!

she
I don’t want to communicate with you anymore.

he
Why is? and :)

she
I feel like an experimental rabbit.

he
"under the experienced rabbit" is written through the gap

Dear Buyers!
If you look young, take our request as a compliment. Present a passport at the request of the seller when purchasing alcoholic products.
With respect, the administration.

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somehow so. Universe "Coins", TC "Parous", Ufa