We bought our home cage a huge cage: 4 floors, skyscrapers, all amenities...
Now we feed little to understand on our skin what a mortgage is.

I had to eat at McDake on a day of starvation (the only alternative was a shaurma). I haven't been there for 10 years and here are some useful facts I've noticed about myself there:
Fat girls think they look thin if they can get stuck in jeans and their pants and fat folds hang on their sides like a shirt.
Some parents (don’t give God such someone) call their fat 7-10-year-old children thick and healthy. (I wore, some 10-year-old piece of salad with legs weighs as much as I was at 21 years old (85 kg at height 185))
The feeling of hunger has not passed, although the food has already descended back from the stomach. Pipet, there is chemistry and spices.
4) Those with notes sitting down to other people’s loops of hugs (type of eating) think they are not burning.
Every apparently beautiful makdaka worker has a defect. Then the birth in the pimples, the ass where the knees should be, then smells unwashed... things.
Cleaners love to look in the eyes.
7) After eating I felt asphyxiating asthmatic. It was hard to go.
8) Salads for taste as a mixture of sliced cardboard, ordinary sheets and sorting paper.
9) In the cola add some hernia from the canister.
10) They really make cattle from 100% beef with the addition of 100% cardboard and a bunch of all kinds of 100% elements of the table of Mendeleev, but you can’t scream about it in advertising, right?

When they say, “You just don’t think anything like that,” it’s just about
“That” he thinks.

I read the story of the elevators, remembered my own.
Once we went up to Elbrus in a cable car. In the apparatus
It was full of skiers and snowboarders, like a bus at the peak hour.
Standing terribly uncomfortable, cold, etc. But driving near - 15 minutes.
can be tolerated.
In the middle of the road, the devil is stuck. After an hour of hanging and
The wind began to upset the people. Someone loudly optimistic.
He said, “Nothing terrible. Rescue workers are coming from the upper station.
with equipment. In an extreme case, they’ll put us on the ground right here.” by V
The answer was a dark voice: “Nobody will come.” “Inevitably will come”
The optimist insisted, “I know, I’ve already gotten so.” “I am the Saviour.”
said a stunned man. “I am already here. I have nothing with me.” all
They also immediately dimmed. Fortunately, 20 minutes later, the car was broken.
We wandered, we wandered, we went back together and safely.
descended to the mountain.

On average, each inhabitant of Chukotka accounts for 0,000238 yachts.
This is approximately twice as much as last year.

Does anyone miss how cool it was to sleep during the day?

We were sitting with a girl today and actively attached to each other. She starts "type" stretching out my pants.
I ask a rhetorical question: why?
To which I get the answer: Well, just... freedom to the poppies!

She: Drink Persen - relieves from insomnia.
Popeye Persen: What Greek man is this?

The Companions!
Leave Microwave Games to British Scientists!

In ordinary houses it is a neighbor with a drill, in private - with a grass-cutting machine.

How can I put both Linux and a screw on one computer? He will not break?
YYY: and you put up and go away.

Anya: Today my boyfriend came to me for a meeting and we were very much quarreled about some kind of fiction.
Anya: As a result, we struck each other and I poured a dishwasher into him, missed, and she flew out the window.
Anya: Almost immediately there was a scream from below: "A murderer! You killed Sponge Bob!"
Anja: Arthur, thank you for sitting under the windows at this time. Thanks to you, we rose to tears and immediately reconciled :)
Lisnake: Not for anything :) Always please :)

Activity: NCSE sports manager, working in the administration of the southern district, participating in events (different)
Interests: I like to drink not very much, but to the end. I like to walk, I like to be in the center of attention, I like to have sex, I like to have sex, and you?
Favorite Quotes: Roses and Roses
About myself: Yes I am Eugene Yuryevich, I am 17 years old, I love girls who are not blonde, not broken,
I love brunettes now cute, caring and to love (relationship long is not 2, 3 years, but 100 years. I like red, black, blue and white.
I am currently looking for a girl.I like to lie on the deck and watch TV with a girl.I am a responsible, multi-loving, not a baby. I like to talk, sing, dance slowly, kiss, I am neither fat nor fat, I like to play sports. The horror is patient, but stout (sometimes!) I am a shorter and white man. What is true is true.
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So many words, but it would be easier:
Dr. I am 17 years old and I am a dog.

We were taken to the company by mistake. One was recommended to the general, and he took another with a consonant surname, which he came to arrange. This pensioner of ideas can now not be fired, he is very hardworking :) Even in all matters he tries to enter. He tells me, stretching the paper: (citation with transcription)"send this by the melt to the address: three dumb B, Andrew..., alpha, melt, point ru". It is happy, it is bright!! to
I already understand his language. Alpha is @ dog, to open is to number, take my case - to save the document in its folder.
It is a pity that it will soon be replaced by some business red coffee bread (((
Good bye Lenin!

I am 19 years old, not smoking. On the street, they are often asked to smoke - lights / light bulbs. After I say that I don’t smoke 45% says "Young man", about the same "I give you", well, and 10 percent – just "Joke" :)
Bobby

(from the absurd story contest)

Cheburashka loved Van Gogh's work with a puffy and shy love of a little creature, who has not yet wasted his naivety in aggressive war advertisements and the dim celebration of anal sex in fashion literature.

I go to Yandex today. I wanted to find something. And he gives me: "From your address, a lot of requests are asked to the search engine Yandex, similar to automatic. You’re a robot, you’re a robot? If you are not a robot, please fill out the form with numbers." I am not to blame. I am so curious.

xxx: What do you think the Minister of Agriculture plays in the "Happy Farmer"?

It’s on TV! 😉

"Why was Boris Moiseev so loved by the Haishniks?"
Boris Moiseev: "I don’t know, I probably just know how to communicate with these people..."

Thin such, scuco, hint)))))))

To be honest, I am very, very, very tired of reading quotes with spelling comments. Even more - quotes where spelling did not even pass by. And it is quite boring - to read a comment to some "cry of the soul" (which, by the way, too has already gotten) a-la "and now let's count the mistakes".

You must write literally. Always is. You are a millionaire or a courtier Vasya. The ability to use your native language properly is a sign of respect for your country, in which you live and about which there are many quotes in the abyss too. This is respect for those who will then read your opus and will be grateful that he will not have to penetrate through an excessive number of mistakes.

This is respect for myself, e. Are you tired of endless quotes about writing? to me yes. And I am partly ashamed that I added another one here. But in the end, I’m worse.

P.S Blonde, Odmin, Moscow and others - this is a slang that has established itself and, what is there, is accepted in society. But it can also, in general, be used in suggestions. And the word "scuco" can also be highlighted as a pencil, if the rules of the Russian language so require.

He did not want to teach anyone. You just get to the absurd, right?