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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №16723
 24.05.2009
We are all smart until we begin to do stupid things.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16722
 24.05.2009
A friend who lives in Helsinki has a cat. Even the cat. if
My memory doesn’t change, Kamchatka bobtail. To be honest, before
I thought the Bobtails were dogs... at the end of the day, the athletes... the animals.
This breed is much larger than ordinary cats, the tail from nature has
Short, almost like the rice, and the wool has a light red color.
So one day, my husband, a little son and a cat went on a trip.
A weekend in Estonia on an island. They came and found a pit at the water.
have settled. The son started to build a fortress on the sand, the parents put
a tent, and the cat moved into the coastal bushes for hunting. through
For some time, a group of Estonian youths appears on the bench. They
approach adults and tell them excitedly (accent think yourself):
"You do not let your child go far, because there, in the bushes, he walks.
The child rises. We drove him with the bottles, but now he can come.
“Mom...” The hostess takes a step forward and says: “His mother is already
Here is...!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16721
 24.05.2009
Have you heard? The dollar is falling.
and no. He is sitting before the jump.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16720
 24.05.2009
A woman sent a text message today: for...whether these are Jehovah’s Witnesses! Print me a necronomycone and I’ll distribute it to them.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №16719
 24.05.2009
<a> You've coolly invented this to twist to the maximum of everything, including a wheelchair, and to put a blast on the sound of a greeting, super idea
<b> Do you want to get rid of it? :D
<a> you still don’t know how. To sum up, you owe me the new columns, and my mom the two plates that she broke out. Plus, considering that the neighbors have been quiet for a very long time, they owe their grandmother, the old journey ended.
<b> black

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16718
 23.05.2009
features of online gaming in the lock - comes out of the box head and screams up: "Sanya, yollm, baffney already!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16717
 23.05.2009
The bears and bears don’t run anymore. Soon in fashion will come "Translation of Fish!" and "YAHWEH!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16716
 23.05.2009
Our motto is invincible.
Ktolhu, shredder, cat, odmin o_o

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16715
 23.05.2009
Why do all the decent cats suck in the shoes, and my cats swallow? 0 - O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16714
 23.05.2009
But you also look at the screen with hope when you press the "C" key and don't know what language is?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16713
 23.05.2009
Last_avenger (00:00:42 15/05/2009)
I need to go wash the dishes.

Wedding (00:01:49 15/05/2009)
Dishonored! She is itching, she dreams that warm, gentle, caring hands touch her.

Last_avenger (00:02:19 15/05/2009)
Fu to Fu! I’m not going to wash it now >_<

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16712
 23.05.2009
Two residents of Khimok flew to Turkey without wives
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Good luck to you men! Break up in full!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16711
 23.05.2009
<allslavin> and I had sex with two aunts was :R
<lost_love> for a lifetime

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16710
 23.05.2009
Yes, I am YANA! I got a cold (I got a cold)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №16709
 23.05.2009
I sit in a couple. I try to pirate into a network that is only open to admin. I am nervous, nervous and struggling with all my strength.
Here, fucking, a notebook opens up and it is written: "I have already broken up, a little more and I will fall. by admin"

I fell from the chair.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16708
 23.05.2009
xxx: I had a client... Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovich... Ivanov. by ul. Nizhnevyanovskaya, passport issued by Ivanovsky OVD... bugagaga
They roasted the shit... thought that he was given a model on the passport table...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16707
 23.05.2009
Want to save the plant? Take a vegetarian!
and static

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16706
 23.05.2009
xxx: Remember on the sea forever you are trying to pull a photo with some hand-wrapped monkey?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I went to the innet-salon in Anapa. There at the admin on the table is a bank, and in this bank sits a huge frog. Signed by "Stepan. Photo - 10 rub."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16705
 23.05.2009
The worst name for a guy is a decimeter.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №16704
 23.05.2009
Nature is most polluted by the people on whom it rested.

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