The sweet community of virgins, as always, burns.
XHH: You know, I noticed here that after I swallowed sperm, I began to get sick and stomach pain a little later.
Has anyone encountered such a phenomenon?
NN: You know, I’ve noticed here that after I try to wash a cat in the washing machine, it starts to scratch and scream.
Has anyone encountered such a phenomenon?
Spermatozoa are looking for the uterus and, not finding it, are very angry and get stuck in the abdomen.

I have a girlfriend I have been dating for a long time, and recently met her mother.
Her father is just an officer. A former military and very fun man.
So just then her ancestors went to the country for 3 days and she invited me. well I
I bought wine, candy and rubber thinking about continuing communication at night. Sitting and drinking for a while.
And I have to say that the girl I love very much makeup to use...
At eight in the morning, a bell knocks on the door. I stand up from a little bitch in the trousers and look for something to throw, and
I put my feet in the girl’s pink boots and open the door. There are her ancestors.
The scene is silent, her mother has OO eyes, and her father is silent, and then says:
Oh well Annie. Without makeup, you are not like yourself.
I was fifth out of the hood.

Here every one of the here fasting most often declares what he is "All in white, and all around pidarasa";
I recently found an interesting idea:

“Normal people are slowly judged with roadmen, with JECs, with menta, with wretched officials, with the AutoVAZ, after all...

If normal people were at least 10% of the population of Russia - 14 lam, that is, (it is at least 14 million). The situation would be a scrap, but corrected, since "these bad people" would be more expensive to judge, spend money on lawyers and pay compensation than to normally work.

Is it hard to organize such a flashmob??? and"

I think you are "good people" and :)

from news
Three-year-old girl bought an excavator at an online auction

It is that when the parents of Pippi Kinlan were going to bed, the girl approached the computer and started playing with the mouse and keyboard.
In the morning, the mother of the child Sarah read an email from the New Zealand online auction Trade Me: "Thank you for buying the excavator from Kobelco. I hope you like it" The letter also the cost of the purchase - 20 thousand New Zealand dollars.
Sarah first asked her husband Reid why he bought the excavator.

“I imagined my wife coming to me in the morning and saying what a fucking thing I bought the excavator!
They have tough kids.)

Today was... I walked through the street of a small town, crowded with all kinds of rumors like Gypsies, Uzbeks, etc. I noticed how two gypsies aged 16 years old, not afraid of anyone and anything around, openly demanded something from the old veteran. At first I did not attach much importance to it. But after one of the bastards pushed this veteran quite sensitively, I couldn’t withstand it. Remembering the boy in the resuscitation, who was beaten by the rapists on May 9, without unnecessary conversations, he approached and fucked the man who pushed the veteran to his mouth. In general, the situation is almost the same, with the only difference that these bastards have done me less harm than the bastards have done to that guy. The result - I sit at home with my hand tied (not a fracture) + a lot of sickness, bleeding, and so on. At the hospital, thank God, it didn’t happen.
I’m all about what’s offensive. And it is a pity for those people who went to death, defending their homeland. It’s a pity that many people are scratching them now. Scary for the future. If this is happening now, what will happen in 10, 50, 100 years? Think about...
P.S And I don’t care that some people are tired of quotes without humor.
P.S to P.S Thank you Tom for a nice word. The young man.
by P.P.S. Don’t be surprised that the fools beat me so easily – I’m only 15 years old, I don’t play sports.

Let’s say to the developers of Diablo 3 that their promise to release the game in the spring has not been fulfilled. Otherwise, your diplomas, eggs and exams would cry. and ;)

I propose to recognize the BOR as a media! and more))

For the newcomers:
White bracelet is a sign of loneliness/active search.
You can buy it in Adidas (100p) or Eurosets (10p!!!)
Cheers, let everyone know.

ZY.Today was in the nearest Eurosite - any bracelets are but no white... bought something about O_O

My daughter (8 years old, passionate lover of Animal Planet) saved me today from a murder... We’re going with her in a traffic jamming in the car. Nearby is a reminded right-handed Japanese woman with a boy in a sports suit and a hat. Periodically he opens the door and tastingly spit on the road looking around the sides with a dull expression on his face. After the third time I was almost tired and I said loudly:
The next time he opens the door, I’ll knock him in the door.
The girl grabs me in the hand and says:
Don’t be nervous, the animals are also throwing the territory.

Indeed, "The mouths of the baby..." - the food...

and Grazhdanin.

<John_Doe> When Will Nuclear Fuel Cars Arise? Throw a few grams of enriched uranium into the tank of your machine – and ride for a lifetime.
<Owl> Good luck, it will not be long...

I have a boy 5 years old took the second place in the area in competitions.So he goes to various circles and sections.And he will never come to the head to say:"You are here all to hide""I fucking slept""Papa goat" and etc. So get away from the naughty parents who are proud of this!
We will fight again!

Do you like Dinara Safin?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Dinara Safina is the world’s first racket!!! to
yyy: the first rocket in the world is Topol-M!

and Friday. We have an alcoholic theme. I drink only drinks on the letter S - champagne.
The shaman...
The shop!

In the morning, Bentley was driving in front of me. I learned to sneeze and sneeze without closing my eyes.

I love my work.
Among the greeting cards given to me by Chinese students, my favorite is the one I received on my birthday in the first year of work:
“Dear broker! “We’re going to take you, Madam your mother!”
c) Kyrgyzstan

Small weaknesses require the biggest money investments.
by Yuri Tatarkin

History from the United States, even hit the newspapers: a huge wedding for 300
of man. After the ceremony, during the celebration,
The newlyweds climbed the podium and approached the microphone to pronounce
Speech to gathered guests. He said he would like to thank everyone.
for the fact that they came and for support during the wedding, especially those
Who came from far away. I would like to thank my family and
the relatives of the bride for the fact that they gathered, and the tests for the organization
Such a wonderful wedding. I would like to thank everyone for the gifts and
all they did, and said what they wanted to prepare for everyone
A special gift for yourself. Under each chair.
He glued the envelope. He said it was a gift for everyone and asked,
Everyone opens the envelopes.
Each envelope contained a 8×10 image.
A witness who had sex with the bride. youthful
He suspected the two men and hired a private detective for a few days.
weeks before the wedding he conducted an investigation.
Then the newlyweds stood on the podium for a few more minutes, watching
the reaction of the assembled, after which he turned to the witness and said "F@ck
“You,” then turned to the bride and repeated “F@ck you,” and then turned to the girlfriend.
To the overwhelmed guests: “I’m coming down from here” and went out. immediately to the nearest
The husband filed for divorce on Monday.
While most couples after receiving this information
He would immediately break all relationships, this man went through everything.
Preparations for the wedding and ceremony did not happen. His revenge
The parents of the bride paid $35,000 for a celebration of 300
The guests. He informed everyone about what had happened. But the best part
It turned out that he ruined the reputation of the bride and the witness in front of him.
all their friends and family in full composition (parents, brothers, sisters,
Grandchildren and nephews etc. P is

Steel nerves and iron eggs

The phrases "Everything in life should be tried" and "Once not a pudding"
invented by the same person.

xxx: Today I needed a working power unit... and they are living and dead together in our box. And on every inscription "The Worker" or "The Body".
xxx: I squeeze my hand into the box, get the power unit, stick in the inscription made by my handwriting, "Blue"... in full swing I turn the block and read on "Patamuşta Dead"... 0_o
XXX: I wonder in what state I wrote it?

She says, “Write me what you have never written to anyone before.
It is: cribs of beets.