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And if Bruce Willis was in the cheese advertisement...

Picture: around the explosions, the skyscrapers collapse, the terrorists rape the elderly women in every suburb, and the young girls are taken into slavery, in all the news full of pepets... and here sits such a blessed Bruce on a sun lounge, eats a bowl and groans "mmm...Danissimo...and let the whole world wait".

and...

Forget the EPT! They will take!

C is
))) if on the asphalt to put a chuburash and wrap it with a crumb, get a very even disgraceful figure...
A is
Figures of Cheetah? Since when has she been worthless?
C is
Well imagine, he lies on the asphalt, his hands on the seams, his legs together.
A is
by Simofor
C is
No for the male genitalia.
A is
Have you ever seen Cheetah in your life?
C is
Yes is
A is
His silhouette, even with a very sick fantasy, will not look like a fox.
C is
As it will be
A is
Go on the other side.
A is
Have you ever seen a shit in your life?
C is
saw
A is
Where is the Cheetah?

A man is the missing half of a woman.
He is “Yes! A woman is the right half of a man!“!”

Whoever comes into power quickly enters the taste.

Six signs after the tail.



The owner of the apartment shows two masters his project of laying a cave on the

The kitchen. On one of the walls there is a certain axis from which on both sides of the tiles

It should be "rombo", that is, at an angle of 45 degrees. Nothing new

And the original. But there is one “but”.



The project itself is carefully painted on two large glued sheets in

The cell. Distances to the left and right of the axis are indicated in centimeters.

Accuracy of up to six signs. Approximately so – 154,571094

See also 198,026475 I write with a ball pen, that is, absolutely

and consciously. The main idea is that the plywood to both

the corner approached the thief in the thief, without cutting, beautifully uppered

with their untouched virgin ends in the corners of the walls. This is:

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When the employer left, confused by such accuracy, the work began.

literally illustrate the tiles in real conditions, putting in

A series of experiments. Neither left nor right. No is

The last tile was placed without a cut, and that was a fact. Left for

The last tile was about one centimeter missing, on the right - about

of two. Changed tiles, changed crosses for seams, all measured.

several different roulette, drawn calculations and schemes all

We found clean paper and walls in the apartment. Not the last one enters.

Tile, if the corner is not opened, even if it is crushed.



Everything was explained simply. A wise, precise and demanding master

very clearly calculated the diagonal of the tile, applying the all-known theorem

of Pythagoras. He used a calculator and obtained hypotenuse, taking

The square root is the sum of the squares of the catets. Then multiplied by

the number of tiles and added 2 mm (sewing between tiles). and carefully

Repeat the obtained result. But... yes yes! As you have guessed,

I forgot the poor man that this same seam between the tiles, being inclined under

45 degrees is also getting wider, as he also appears

The hypothesis.



The Conclusion. Don’t make the task absurd, especially if it’s

There are false sources.



Musketeer

On the back of the dirty truck:

"Take it up! Someone is waiting for your kidneys..."

From WoW Forum

The Hunter:
Perversionists try to prove to everyone that they are normal, and normal people try to prove to perversionists that they are perversionists, but it is impossible to prove it to them, if the perversionist understood that he is a perversionist then he would not be a perversionist, because the real perversionist will never understand that he is a perversionist, this can only be understood by adequate surroundings, this is a medical fact, read Freud and the literature on psychiatry.

The Plaks:
Do you understand that, according to your logic, normal people cannot be considered normal because they consider themselves normal (as all perverse people do)? And how are you going to distinguish them from others now?

and Hiddin:
You killed my brain. tt

I saw a dream. The situation is this: I decided to jump from a balloon on a tarzanka. Well, climbed up to the sky, the instructor says: "Jump!". I, GRU:"Something is low, jump yourself first". He jumps, and at the limit of the tension of this rubber, when the speed is already almost zero enters the ground, well, so many times.
You can get out of your hoodie!

Blonde: Mr. administrator... how much I’m sitting on the net can you tell me????))) I am upset:
Duration: 28 minutes
Blonde: If only I added something from myself... the atos are so dry and locally...
On my knees, Scuco. On your knees when you talk.

Quote from Lenta.ru:
A couple of forty in Hong Kong shaved a nest of metal bars brought from a nearby construction site, the newspaper South China Morning Post on Sunday.

The quarantine...

I want sex... I want it! Not less than 2 hours! Can you have two hours?
He: Of course I can!
She: Can you ask a modest question...do you scream during sex?
He: Yes, from the horror.
She: Why?? to
He: because I’m all, and until the end of sex there’s 1.5 hours.

The railway station. The first of the young taxpayers. The fox is young and harmless.
Starting a tax in Nora.
The taxis reaches the fox and is silent... silent and whispering something there.
Lisa is silent too.
After a couple of minutes they remove the cover of the boiler, the taxi sits on the fox and wraps it.

How often do you have to say that a member of the court

Missed the official ass.

Yesterday on the way home, I went to the store and bought fresh strawberries. I think -

Fire at dinner. At home, I found that the pain was no gram. I call my mother.

For the consultation:

But mother, what do I do? I bought a stone, I wanted to burn, but at home there was no pain.

No panic sweaters... Manko panic can’t do that.

Will it give? I don’t like the foil...



A long pause.



You will never get married!!! to

How to explain to a foreigner that:

The alnik is not a genital organ.

P:Dobol is not a game of the ball, which is played by P:Dobol.

- to give p:sda, to be p:sda, or to be crucified: a man can also be crucified, and oh:eet

and to be oh:enna or x:eva can also be a woman;

- the word "p:t" has several meanings, and the word "pIzd:t" -

some other meanings;

Anastasia may also be a virgin.

Stalker: advise what standard of action)
Kiichigo: Tell the Gopnik that he muddled

No one has encrypted pornography yet. My friend sometimes falls into such a mess. In general, if he is in a compass to go, you can dig out the straw bats)

C:Program filessoftAdobePhotoshop CShelpImagesporn really thought that here porn7Seriously so thought7Not here porn don't drunknickagoldly pyjuporevocupy7think yeah I really don't drunk yet I drunkn't that little then not on porn porn I've got it in this folderHere's what it's
In the Windows folder.
D:WINDOWSProfilesAll UsersAdobeWebbuyRead here

I’ll have four cats, I’ll call them the Police, the Tractor, the Lost and the Scuco. I’ll call them home at night... romantic.

On the day of the arrival of Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in Chita (February 19), Moscow shuts off one internet news agency. His employees panic, journalists tear their hair, looking for a cause... The man with the real name of Sova turns out to be guilty. It can solve the problem and open up this information site for users.
The quote:
PSC, we are very laughing here.
What is?
- In the editorial board at us someone wrote in large blue letters: "Sova, open, the bear has come!!“!”

We are everywhere :D

Loku
Sorry for my English (I use a translator) Prompt please that a Russian server? When he podymetsya?
Sion
For the Loku:
"when he podymetsya")))
adskiy odzhig xD