In the pre-election race wins the one who chases the most.

I visited some distant relatives in the village last autumn.
Well, after the feast and relying on such an occasion toasts "for meeting"
I went out with my grandfather, a colloquial pensioner, to smoke.
We stand, we talk... And suddenly from somewhere above – a whistle. It is not simple,
and with ever-increasing strength - you know, as in films about war flying
Are the artillery shells sounding? Well, here’s something like that, but not
So loudly. Walking in the yard chickens with chickens sprinkled on the bushes, and I
From surprise, he pulled his head into his shoulders and bended.
After a second, when the whisper stopped, I raise my head - I see,
On the roof is a small bird.
Laughing, a relative told me the following: This spring his grandson
I pulled out of the forest a puppy – a small frog.
Well, I fed him as much as I could, mostly with small fish. In general,
This puppy is very handy. When I grew up and started
He flew, but became a thief and began to periodically fly.
Go back and catch the chickens. to expel or to insure.
It was impossible – people are not afraid!
Other methods have not even been considered - in no way, themselves
They rescued...
– Well – ended my grandfather’s story – I deceived him with some fresh fish.
And while he was eating, I swallowed him a plastic whistle for a second.
Pulled and added.
Now the chickens can hear him fly, and they can hide.

The woman in the store long and carefully chooses the chicken. stumbled under
With her wings, under her legs, she turned and smelled the goose. After that she
He says to the seller:
I think your chicken is cuddling.
And I think if you are subjected to a similar examination,
You will not get out of it with honour.

I address those who always complain about girls.
You have a strange logic. "It doesn’t give you a fool. She is a prostitute' I will reveal a terrible secret to you. Girls love sex. Not the first encounter. Although there are such. I have been together with my boyfriend for five years. We met for a year and had no sex. Not because I’m frigid. They just used to each other. I’m crazy about not having sex for a long time. Four days is a lot for me.
For girls, sex is much more than just physical pleasure. Not to give birth afterwards. And sleep with a guy who will then boast before everyone doesn't want to.
It’s not that girls are so harmful. It is easy to offend us. The girls try to avoid it.

That fucking. I created a dating site. Through the quotation this hueta - "I am a decent guy with five higher educations..", "I am a modest girl with a modest nymph..." Fuck. Go to the psychoanalyst and express to him all the claims and grievances of this cruel world for not valuing you in dignity.
I am here to laugh. To roast, like a vulgar horse, sprinkled in the monitor with saliva, swallowing out the eyes, knocking a fist on the key in the hustle of the hustle and fucking yourself on the head with a stepler, unable to contain emotions. And I wanted to fuck out who is clean and who smells normal.
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Blue... I thought until the last sentence that this guy is writing ))) and it turns out to be a fragile creature ))

Yesterday the cat came home all in white. with birds
I fought in the yard.

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I am here to laugh. To roast, like a vulgar horse, sprinkled in the monitor with saliva, swallowing out the eyes, knocking a fist on the key in the hustle of the hustle and fucking yourself on the head with a stepler, unable to contain emotions. And I wanted to fuck out who is clean and who smells normal.
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Plus a pizza!

Fuck the stepper! A vulgar horse!! to

Plus a fist!! to
Plus you look!! to

by Ello4ka
You know, after we’ve had sex with you, I think you’ve been avoiding me!
by Monnstrom:
Not at all.
Monnstro has gone offline.

And you know that we have a new lounge opened on the road :) It works 24 hours a day :)

Opened by Putin cardiovascular center in Penza ceased to work - he is not given money. The quotas for treatment allocated by the Ministry of Health and Social Development for 2009 have expired and funds have ceased to come in.

A billion dollars for Eurovision! It is also a loss!! The question is why it is us? Wouldn’t it be better to spend that money on the right things?

XXX: It was hot in the car, and I first removed the shell, then the jacket, then opened the coat.
And then began to roast over the sitting man, who tried to look in the decoult, but did not cross the chip, that if you give up a place, it will be better seen ;)

Lenka: When it comes to minette, my vagina is jealous of my mouth like a pipet!

I’m shocked...I just learned that the guy I’ve been dating for 2 years has been teaching in my university for 5 years!

Steel Ice: daughter came to mother and asked a sho such "anuf"

Doolgo explained, it turns out to be from "anish like a dog, aglas like an eagle".

by Angell666
I think now... two hamsters, and a wheel, then one)))

by TMB@NZAYTM:
D and what?

by Angell666
How will they turn it?

by TMB@NZAYTM:
And you buy the third, let the bills sell :-D

What? To put a knee on me, and an emo?
and asphalt.

Plya, on the one hand you think "Here are the ancestors of the ppz, all the raspberries are ruined, everything will be okay, well, why does she not let us sleep with us?", and on the other "Bla, I will have a daughter, I will not let her go anywhere with such pets!!!" ) )

XXX: A where is "any key"?
YYY: If you fall rough in the keyboard, then you must press!

Why don’t humans fly like birds? Fast, straight and straight?

The man has a white hot - there are huge cockroaches.
He says: "Well, in short, I sit at the table. Suddenly, the leader rushes to me. Zenki is out. And ka-a-ak gets a huge x-y and begins to hit them on the table. What kind of shit is it?"