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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16383
 11.05.2009
On the coast of India is a shield with the inscription: "Don't kill sharks, us and so on.
“A billion!”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16382
 11.05.2009
Fuck, I feel like a hunter in front of a shoe... and to run away and get puzzles is not hunting...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16381
 11.05.2009
No, I, of course, understand that it is hard to quit smoking, but this is not a reason to put the book "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" in the "Fantastic" section!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16380
 11.05.2009
Twenty million went to immortality to live with you!!! Live with dignity!

c) Unknown

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16379
 11.05.2009
People, it cannot be so!
We DDoS the Home2 and TNT servers when the Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian governments are compared to the shit of our veterans!
Those who gave us the opportunity to live now! These grandparents and grandparents, who are still not easy to live with.
Think about what they are like and what we do to help them. and nothing.
Bring it to you.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №16378
 11.05.2009
Today, a small boy in the courtyard stood and scratched the BMW X6, broke the glass with which he scratched, and cried, a uncle approached him and gave him a nail.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16377
 11.05.2009
Sometimes it seems to me that "brain bursts" are those mysterious British scientists...

c) Alliverly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16376
 10.05.2009
But I wonder when I die I will all be removed in contact with my friends or not.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16375
 10.05.2009
In general, an interesting nuance - the best player of the match reserve goalkeeper...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16374
 10.05.2009
I walk down the street in the evening, a girl comes in front of me and talks on the phone. I hear :
Right now what? Mmm...So tempting...Mash, how did you get me, why do we offer me the coolest engines when I intolerably want to fuck?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16373
 10.05.2009
Solitude is :
He went to the salute alone. Because of the passing pairs around me, I hardly felt red that I had such a complex of loneliness. And here, going to the place where we usually watch a salutation, I met my acquaintance girl, with whom I had not seen for a long time, the more I loved her before (and never told her about it). It was surprising, but she was alone. We talked, and the salutations were somewhat unsuccessful. But during them I felt great enthusiasm, and inside everything burned of happiness. I felt that I was not alone. After we went home together, we started talking about love and I, feeling confident, told her about my feelings... And she smiled at me. Now I finally found my girlfriend, and tomorrow we have a first date!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16372
 10.05.2009
To remember and be proud, it is not necessary to know who commanded the 2nd Belarusian Front in the 45th year!

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16371
 10.05.2009
I am going from the service today through the central square of the home city-hero. At the corner of the prospectus of the same name with the area, I notice another group of other activists of the next movement, cheerfully distributing to the right and to the left these very Georgian stripes. I take ten meters aside in order to spare the delicate psychic of teenagers who may suffer from a collision with a dose of healthy cynicism. I did not calculate. The youthful energy blowing through the edge throws a miracle into my face with a bouquet of black and orange ribbons in my left foot. The right foot of the miracle, with the Georgian bat in it, stretches to the side of my jacket.
This is what?
The Lent.
Why Why?
In memory of the Great Patriotic War. Heroes who died in defense of our country.
Do you know them? Who commanded the 1st Belarusian Front in 1945?
- Rocosovsky, - a miracle floats up in a smile, innerly admired by how cleverly he wiped his nose to an excessively wretched starper.
History, young man, should not be taught by the myths of ines. Konstantin Konstantinovich commanded the 2nd Belarusian, and the 1st was headed by Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov. So tie the second tape to the same place as the first one. for a better memory.

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Congratulations guys - only they do anything and you're just an educated paddle.
Ma la children!
Instead of puzzling with his knowledge, he would better go and tell the children in the yard what the Kursk bow is.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16370
 10.05.2009
XXX: Is it for the country?
In Chuvashia, a drunk driver struck a sleeping drunk man on the road.
XXX: stupid and still stupid.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16369
 10.05.2009
To the quotes about the current generation would only be eaten on May 9.
Personally, I do not know who commanded the 2nd front, 1st or any other, I do not know the chronology of events. I know that our grandparents gave their lives for victory. Our grandparents won. I won’t drink that day. I will remember that thanks to them we remained free. And despite all the difficulties today (they won in vain - you see what happened), I am grateful to them all for this.
Honor and praise to the veterans of the Great Patriotic War, respect to those young people who remember and honor this day. I am in favor of mass protests in support of the celebration of Victory Day.

The Blonde.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16368
 10.05.2009
I go to the toilet in the office, and on the mobile phone aska...who entered the network,and aska gives out his Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk,and at the same time from two cabins of voice synchronously-occupied!....I first roasted not alone in the push)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16367
 10.05.2009
I don't read spam mail - you can immediately see that it's rubbish, but the text messages get. And also these - it's dad/mama/me, your favorite from someone else's phone, take away money, chmookie"

Usually I do not answer, of course, but somehow I got in a bad mood, and yet with a whispering "This is mom, I have a problem. Don’t call me, I’ll explain. Drop 500 r. to 89......... urgently".
Mother in the neighboring room is looking at her wounds.
I send in response:
You will die of skin cancer in 2010.
Half an hour later:
Fuck it can’t! Tell me that’s not true!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16366
 10.05.2009
One girl loved Glory very much, even her dad made her own with his name, but the love passed and she began to meet with Vova.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16365
 10.05.2009
2: (Ton of the offended child) and I never had a false imitator
1: Write about it.
2: Oh, I’ll write in the list.
1: and you will be answered "x. you, not a false imitator!"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16364
 10.05.2009
Why did he leave the last time?
WOW: Once again I was upset that I had cooked the cakes. I put him in the door and put him out.
Q: How many were there?
WOW: Two and a half years.
XXX: O_o

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