I walk with my daughter on the playground (children play, parents sit on the benches). Some boys 7-8 years old play in "war", running with toy machine guns.
In the dust of the game, one of the boys whispered: “Where are you going, shit?Soon his mother came out of the store and said, “What, fucking, are these words?”and "

HHH: Well, how are you going?
WOW: WOW and WOW

You know, I love you platonically.
He: It means you don’t want to fuck, but you’re afraid to send?

What does it smell? ????! to
YYY: Dad, these are flavours with coconut and peach.
xxx:Gavnersik, a place like in the Indian church... do you have no chance in the wood doll closet?In the apartment should smell bad!! to

XXX is
I know the secret of my body.
XXX is
I have a shorter button in my stomach.
XXX is
When the electricity gets there, something falls on the button and I want to sleep.

The girl issued a phrase that expresses the whole essence of female behavior "she wanted to forget something and said"

by BloodHorse:

Shit, someone has recovered all the files from my Cart... That desktop looks like a library to them. Lenin with broken sewerage.

In the night of my birthday, I was with her.
And the hamster was dead, she was crying.
For the first time, on my birthday, I dug a grave.

When to leave the ship to the captain if it is a rat?

I have a pupil in my class.
The boy is very unusual, his behavior is the result of the influence of his grandfather.
Military in the past.
Here is your last case.
Please tell me what you read over the weekend.
It’s time for the wife.
He says that he and his grandfather read a fairy tale - the Goose-Lebody. (1 class of class)
I asked him, “What is the story about?”
He answers that the fairy tale of how the goose-lobes stole a boy and
They pulled him into the woods in the bush of Baba Yaga. But his sister found that straw.
And, taking advantage of the moment, I pulled my brother to Yaga. Leaving the Pursuit
Husky has returned home.
I ask, “And what did you understand when you read this story?”
The answer struck me, I have never even thought of it in my whole life.
That in tales may be hidden such a subtext.
The first class responded, “I understand how to be correctly oriented.
The forest.
Search for left suspicious traces.
And how to properly disguise from air observers, using
locations of the area.”

A wealthy tourist came to the town.
After leaving a deposit of $100 to the hotel owner, he got up and looked at the rooms.
The hotel. The owner of the hotel, not hesitating a minute, takes the note and runs with it.
Give a debt to the butcher.
The butcher, with a bill in his hand, runs to the farmer and pays him a debt.
and beef. The farmer pays the debt to the owner of the car workshop.
The owner of the workshop goes to the local store and pays off the debt.
The products.
The shop owner runs to a local girl by accompaniment, who
The crisis “served” him in debt... The girl immediately runs to the master.
hotel and owes him for the rooms he rented for
and clients.
At this point, a tourist comes down and says he did not find it.
The right room, takes the deposit and leaves.
No one got anything, but the whole town now lives without debts and debts.
I look optimistically into the future...

A friend works in a bank.
XXX is:
Stash received instructions on how to use the toilet in the "XXHBank" in order to save water, put counters on the discharge barrel, pressed the small one, 3 liters of water merged! A large 6 liters. In order to save money, it is best not to crack. I almost fell off the chair.

Yogurt
I understood. I have plague dreams during my graduation. I fought some insects today.

Yogurt
I had a friend drinking vodka at night. He tells me to whisper when I walked into the bathroom at three o’clock at night, took a vantage and went into the room with the words, “Death to you, shit.” It has quasiblaster"

Yogurt
I am afraid to sleep.

and XXX:
I decided to read in the inette whether it is possible to make tea from shrimp branches)))

and XXX:
In ancient Greece, the decoction of the branches and leaves of shrimp fed horses so that the skin was healthy and shiny.

OOOU :
I was born in the year of the horse ?

Are you a shoe? O_O

From one forum, the topic about Viry:

As it was in the audience with the 386-comps with the dox and win 3.11 virus, which intercepted the signal on the lpt port and after each "," inserted "blah,". Simply and with taste. He was a resident.

The girl went to photograph the river.

Wedding (17:31:11 16/05/2009)
Blyyn, it’s so terrible to walk on a broken bridge!

*Style is offline

Yuri (17:33:32 16/05/2009)
Anya...

It was about veterans and old people.
Somebody good, someone bad writes.And we, and the old people are all different.And I can't forget how failed on saving, when the grandmother-the godfather ran to the seat and pushed me, pregnant on order.And as we and my son got into the bus, and a good couple of old men moved my child (which was on his arms) with a pen from grabbing under the eyes.
You can say what you want.But I think they are bad.Bad to everyone, just someone remains people, and someone is not.And I will not give up the place, I will not advocate, I will not drive.I am a shit.

1: How is it?
2: well, I don't know, it moves like... if a stick is whipped - it whispers
1: Are you married?? to

Russia has spent so much money on organizing Eurovision that in order not to risk bankruptcy next year, we chose Prihodko.

XXX: no, I am not drunk. blin I can stand up freely on 12 cm of heels and walk straight with the words bound